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Title: Top 10 women driver awards
Post by: Swoop on October 03, 2007, 09:17:31 AM
10th Place Goes to:

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-8/48257/10.JPG)

9th Place Goes To:

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-8/48257/9.JPG)

8th Place Goes To:

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-8/48257/8.JPG)

7th Place Goes To:

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-8/48257/7.JPG)

6th place goes to:

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-8/48257/6.JPG)

5th place goes to:

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-8/48257/5.JPG)

4th place goes to:

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-8/48257/4.JPG)


Bronze medal goes to:

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-8/48257/3.JPG)



Silver medal goes to:


(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-8/48257/2.JPG)
Her helmet is being worn backwards.


And the gold medal winner:

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-8/48257/1.JPG)
Title: Top 10 women driver awards
Post by: RATTFINK on October 03, 2007, 09:25:05 AM
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Top 10 women driver awards
Post by: Gryphons on October 03, 2007, 09:33:11 AM
:rofl  The silver medal one is my favourite.  I'm thinking she should be wearing that helmet all the time (then maybe she'd know how to put it on as well.)
Title: Top 10 women driver awards
Post by: JimBeam on October 03, 2007, 09:35:25 AM
:rofl  thats good stuff
Title: Top 10 women driver awards
Post by: FrodeMk3 on October 03, 2007, 09:36:20 AM
Woman LEO driving the squad car off in the wet cement shoulda been the Gold.
Title: Top 10 women driver awards
Post by: AWMac on October 03, 2007, 02:22:48 PM
LMAO My wifey did the gas hose thingy once....

She came home with gas hose in tow, scared, almost in tears. Asked her why she left and she said she didn't want to get into trouble... I told her they have cameras and they already know who she is.

We went back to the gas station... the Police were already there taking a report when she pulled in, gas hose still in tow.  

I thought the Police were gonna die from laffin so hard... they were in tears.  No tickets were written, she just had to pay to get the hose replaced.

It took dam near 45 minutes to talk with the Police about the incident.  Between me explaining her arrival at home and her returning the hose, I think we all left with tears and a wet spot on our trousers.  

It was a Classic.

It was also a quiet ride back home, for her... I couldn't look at her without laffin hard.

She makes my life interesting... I Love Her.

:rofl

Mac
Title: Top 10 women driver awards
Post by: Meatwad on October 03, 2007, 02:33:22 PM
10th place looks like Bush wearing a wig :rofl
Title: Top 10 women driver awards
Post by: eskimo2 on October 03, 2007, 02:54:35 PM
Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
LMAO My wifey did the gas hose thingy once....

She came home with gas hose in tow, scared, almost in tears. Asked her why she left and she said she didn't want to get into trouble... I told her they have cameras and they already know who she is.

We went back to the gas station... the Police were already there taking a report when she pulled in, gas hose still in tow.  

I thought the Police were gonna die from laffin so hard... they were in tears.  No tickets were written, she just had to pay to get the hose replaced.

It took dam near 45 minutes to talk with the Police about the incident.  Between me explaining her arrival at home and her returning the hose, I think we all left with tears and a wet spot on our trousers.  

It was a Classic.

It was also a quiet ride back home, for her... I couldn't look at her without laffin hard.

She makes my life interesting... I Love Her.

:rofl

Mac


Great story, thanks for sharing!

:)
Title: Top 10 women driver awards
Post by: DmonSlyr on October 03, 2007, 03:17:58 PM
haha how did that care get on top of the rail at the gas station?
Title: Top 10 women driver awards
Post by: Tigeress on October 03, 2007, 03:30:22 PM
Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
LMAO My wifey did the gas hose thingy once....

She came home with gas hose in tow, scared, almost in tears. Asked her why she left and she said she didn't want to get into trouble... I told her they have cameras and they already know who she is.

We went back to the gas station... the Police were already there taking a report when she pulled in, gas hose still in tow.  

I thought the Police were gonna die from laffin so hard... they were in tears.  No tickets were written, she just had to pay to get the hose replaced.

It took dam near 45 minutes to talk with the Police about the incident.  Between me explaining her arrival at home and her returning the hose, I think we all left with tears and a wet spot on our trousers.  

It was a Classic.

It was also a quiet ride back home, for her... I couldn't look at her without laffin hard.

She makes my life interesting... I Love Her.

:rofl

Mac


What a great story, AWMac!!!! I am sure she loves you too!

TIGERESS
Title: Top 10 women driver awards
Post by: Tigeress on October 03, 2007, 03:35:10 PM
Just for you guys! :rofl

TIGERESS


ONE MALE DRIVER'S VIEW OF FEMALE DRIVERS: "I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder. This evidently pissed the driver off enough that he hung his head out his window and flipped the woman off.

"Man, that guy is stupid" I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic and here's why:

I drive 38 miles each way every day to work, that's 76 miles. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper to bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8-lane highway so if you just look at the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass something like a new car every 40 feet per lane. That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 34 miles is not bumper to bumper.  I figure I pass at least another 4000
cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars I pass every day. Statistically  half of these are driven by females, that's 18,000.  

In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having the worst day of their period.   That's 642.  According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding, that's 449. According to the  National Institutes of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide, that's 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem, that's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing. That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem,  has seriously considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of her period, and is armed.

No matter what she does in traffic, I wouldn't DREAM of flipping her off."
Title: Top 10 women driver awards
Post by: Airscrew on October 03, 2007, 03:43:57 PM
:rofl
Title: Top 10 women driver awards
Post by: Tigeress on October 03, 2007, 03:56:07 PM
Sorta on topic...

A few weeks ago I was in Blue Late War in a furball and found a juicy target. I settled on his six and commenced a low altitude attack in lag pursuit. As the bandit approached a runway he turned to lineup and I noticed he was dead stick, his prop was barely turning. I was really close and pulled above him to avoid him and let him land but, when he pulled up the nose of his plane to perhaps burn of some E, we collided. I couldn't get out of his way.

I was so embarrassed! Boy was he MAD at me! opps... I did apologize but I think he  coulda wrung my neck! :rofl :rofl

It was both sad and funny at the same time... poor guy.

Sorry!!!!

TIGERESS
Title: Top 10 women driver awards
Post by: Tiger on October 05, 2007, 11:23:58 AM
This should have made the list

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