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Title: Those crazy Texans
Post by: Bluedog on October 03, 2007, 10:34:28 PM

Night at home goes bad for texas couple (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/2/story.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10467811) :lol

You can just imagine all the straight faced solemnity in the court room.

Title: Those crazy Texans
Post by: lasersailor184 on October 03, 2007, 11:03:15 PM

Actually, this isn't the first time I've heard of an alcohol enema...

Title: Those crazy Texans
Post by: nirvana on October 03, 2007, 11:12:15 PM

Wow that's embarrassing.

Title: Those crazy Texans
Post by: FiLtH on October 03, 2007, 11:50:52 PM

When is a burp a fart?

Title: Those crazy Texans
Post by: rpm on October 03, 2007, 11:58:27 PM

I call BS. Sherry? They had to have been Yankees that moved here.
No way are they Texas natives.

Title: Those crazy Texans
Post by: Arlo on October 04, 2007, 12:11:22 AM

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Originally posted by lasersailor184
Actually, this isn't the first time I've heard of an alcohol enema...

TMI, dude ... TMI ;)

Title: Those crazy Texans
Post by: 68Raptor on October 04, 2007, 06:09:11 AM

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Originally posted by rpm
I call BS. Sherry? They had to have been Yankees that moved here.
No way are they Texas natives.

Agreed. Everclear or Bud Light but not sherry...

Title: Those crazy Texans
Post by: Jackal1 on October 04, 2007, 09:17:26 AM

Folks have gotten a Texas neck tie just for thinking Sherry in Texas.

:D

Title: Those crazy Texans
Post by: lasersailor184 on October 04, 2007, 09:22:26 AM

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Originally posted by Arlo
TMI, dude ... TMI ;)

I'm not brave enough to do it, but I've heard that the perfect alcohol for an enema is Wine.


The thing about alcohol enemas is that normal consumption doesn't absorb all the alcohol in a drink.  Your colon absorbs twice as much, twice as fast (not sure about the last part).