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Title: O'Club: The Movie
Post by: rpm on October 04, 2007, 01:37:32 AM

Post a scene and a line.

It was a dark and stormy night...
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Title: O'Club: The Movie
Post by: Mark Luper on October 04, 2007, 01:46:20 AM

You must be bored tonight rpm.  

Mark

Title: O'Club: The Movie
Post by: rpm on October 04, 2007, 01:59:53 AM

Hey, this has possibilities. We have some pretty creative minds at our disposal...


A desperate cry went out for a Dark Knight.
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Title: O'Club: The Movie
Post by: Hornet33 on October 04, 2007, 02:00:23 AM

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I'd just left the bar.......

Title: O'Club: The Movie
Post by: rpm on October 04, 2007, 02:32:35 AM

And I hopped into my limo...
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Title: O'Club: The Movie
Post by: croduh on October 04, 2007, 03:07:40 AM

And saw strange signs ...

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Title: O'Club: The Movie
Post by: klingan on October 04, 2007, 04:33:24 AM

(http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/706/428704af12ko2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)



When i suddenly saw a strange light

Title: O'Club: The Movie
Post by: croduh on October 04, 2007, 05:03:12 AM

It must have been because of those funny pills i took in bar

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 btw we making horror, comedy, action or sth else?

Title: O'Club: The Movie
Post by: DREDIOCK on October 04, 2007, 06:31:24 AM

When suddenly Skuzzy spoke and handed down th e forum rules
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Title: O'Club: The Movie
Post by: Ripsnort on October 04, 2007, 07:47:55 AM

And Skuzzy proclaimed "Thou shalt NOT waste my time posting unacceptible posts on MY FORUM!"

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Title: O'Club: The Movie
Post by: nuchpatrick on October 04, 2007, 08:07:00 AM

Quick its time to fun for the border before were caught!


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Title: O'Club: The Movie
Post by: uberhun on October 04, 2007, 10:18:07 AM

When I got to the border ZZ Top was giving a show for all the illegals and Texicans
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Title: O'Club: The Movie
Post by: rpm on October 04, 2007, 10:54:54 AM

Then I saw it was all an elaborate trap to round up illegal immigrants
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Title: O'Club: The Movie
Post by: uberhun on October 04, 2007, 11:02:03 AM

When suddenly one of the locals seduced me into her bedroom......
:O
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Title: O'Club: The Movie
Post by: ChickenHawk on October 04, 2007, 11:12:55 AM

And introduced me to her mother.

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Title: O'Club: The Movie
Post by: uberhun on October 04, 2007, 11:20:35 AM

So as I stood next to my pick up "I was thinking Mom is kind of hot too"...
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Title: O'Club: The Movie
Post by: Chairboy on October 04, 2007, 12:02:09 PM

(http://hallert.net/images/pissed_tiger.jpg)
Suddenly, Tigeress showed up.  "Who ate my LOLs?!" she demanded.

Title: O'Club: The Movie
Post by: Tiger on October 04, 2007, 12:11:32 PM

(http://www.caption-this.com/LimitOneDrink.jpg)

So we all decided to have a little drink

Title: O'Club: The Movie
Post by: uberhun on October 04, 2007, 12:13:07 PM

After we finished drinking, we stole a car and headed across the border to old Mexico. Tigress kept insisting I stop, So I knocked her out!
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Title: O'Club: The Movie
Post by: Holden McGroin on October 04, 2007, 12:32:33 PM

Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago.

"A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far."

But before he could sign off, a bluish particle beam flashed out of
nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.


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Title: O'Club: The Movie
Post by: AWMac on October 04, 2007, 12:39:20 PM

Then She came into my Life....
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Title: O'Club: The Movie
Post by: uberhun on October 04, 2007, 12:41:21 PM

I was so depressed I attached a jet engine onto my genitals and formed a squadron called "Gigantic Gophers"
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Title: O'Club: The Movie
Post by: Chairboy on October 04, 2007, 01:58:51 PM

He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4.

"Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Tigeress read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her.

She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth — when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.
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(right back atcha, Holden)  :D