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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Xargos on October 06, 2007, 03:59:39 PM
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Got this e-mail. Sorry if it's already been posted.
First Date
If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope
you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably
the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We
have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most
embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The
winner described her worst first date experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale
took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite
cold...and the guy had taken her skiing in the
mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah.
It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers,
after all, and truly had never met before. The outing
was fun but relatively
uneventful until they were headed home late that
afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she
gradually began to realize that she should not have
had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a
restroom and in the middle of nowhere!
Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she
did for awhile.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow
going, there came a point where told him that he had
better stop and let her go beside the road, or it
would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the
car, yanked her pants down and started.
In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she
let her butt rest
against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching
for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and
refrained from peeking. All she could think about
was the relief she felt despite the
rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon
finishing however, she soon became aware of
another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
discovered her
buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came
to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from
the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a
brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of
the moment she answered her date's concerns about
"what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she
was "freezing her butt off" and in need of some
assistance!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself
with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly
into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed
to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as
hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced
with a real problem. Both agreed it would take
something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip
of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the
predicament in the first place, both quickly realized
that there was only one way to get her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date
proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the
fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the
Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should
be "pants down." And you thought your first date was
embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment... "This gives a whole new meaning
to being pissed off.
Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her
husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
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LOL and WOW!
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:rofl :rofl
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:rofl :rofl :cry :rofl
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
he couldnt just start the engine and heat up some water with it?
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:D :lol
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good laugh.
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Funny but fake :D
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Originally posted by 2bighorn
Funny but fake :D
Leno did really have her in the audience & tell the story. The story she told, however, may not be true. Either way, entertaining.
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I just paid $19.95 for a video of essentially the same dang thing! Grrrr, should have just watched Leno.
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he should have pissed on her lips to keep her mouth shut
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Originally posted by oldtard
he should have pissed on her lips to keep her mouth shut
:huh
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Originally posted by oldtard
he should have pissed on her lips to keep her mouth shut
Man! Where did that come from? Totaly innapropriate.
Mark
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Must be an old story. I heard it months ago.
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Originally posted by texasmom
Leno did really have her in the audience & tell the story. The story she told, however, may not be true. Either way, entertaining.
http://www.snopes.com/love/dating/frozen.asp
Snopes is your friend.
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Originally posted by oldtard
he should have pissed on her lips to keep her mouth shut
that's sick man... :( :eek: :huh :O :noid :(
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i want to see the mythbusters try that one. :lol