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Title: First Date
Post by: Xargos on October 06, 2007, 03:59:39 PM
Got this e-mail.  Sorry if it's already been posted.

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First Date

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope
you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably
the funniest date story ever, first  date or not!!! We
have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
 
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most
embarrassing first  date that a woman ever had.  The
winner described her worst first date  experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale
took  the prize!

She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite
cold...and the guy had  taken her skiing in the
mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah.




It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers,
after all, and truly had never met before. The outing
was fun but relatively
uneventful until they were headed home late that
afternoon.
 
They were driving back down the mountain, when she
gradually began to realize that she should not have
had that extra latte.

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a
restroom and in the middle of nowhere!

Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she
did for awhile.

Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow
going, there came a point where told him that he had
better stop and let her go beside the road, or it
would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the
car, yanked her pants down and started.

In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she
let her butt rest
 
against the rear fender to steady herself.

Her companion stood on the side of the car watching
for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and
refrained from peeking. All she could think about
was the relief she felt despite the
rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon
finishing however, she soon became aware of
another sensation.

As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
discovered her
buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.

Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came
to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from
the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a
brand new problem due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of
the moment she answered her date's concerns about
"what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she
was "freezing her butt off" and in need of some
assistance!

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself
with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly
into his eyes, he burst out laughing.

She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed
to compose
themselves, they  assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as
hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced
with a real problem. Both agreed it would take
something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip
of the icy metal!

Thinking about what had gotten her into the
predicament in the first place, both quickly realized
that there was only one way to get her free.

So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date
proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the
fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the
Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should
be "pants down." And you thought your first date was
embarrassing.

Jay Leno's comment... "This gives a whole new meaning
to being pissed off.

Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her
husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
Title: First Date
Post by: eskimo2 on October 06, 2007, 06:04:45 PM
LOL and WOW!
Title: First Date
Post by: Spikes on October 06, 2007, 06:26:45 PM
:rofl :rofl
Title: First Date
Post by: Jack16 on October 06, 2007, 08:24:44 PM
:rofl :rofl :cry :rofl
Title: First Date
Post by: vorticon on October 06, 2007, 08:52:18 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl

he couldnt just start the engine and heat up some water with it?
Title: First Date
Post by: USRanger on October 06, 2007, 09:28:07 PM
:D :lol
Title: First Date
Post by: Bodhi on October 06, 2007, 09:32:25 PM
good laugh.
Title: First Date
Post by: 2bighorn on October 07, 2007, 12:30:18 AM
Funny but fake :D
Title: First Date
Post by: texasmom on October 07, 2007, 03:31:37 AM
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Originally posted by 2bighorn
Funny but fake :D

Leno did really have her in the audience & tell the story. The story she told, however, may not be true. Either way, entertaining.
Title: First Date
Post by: Coshy on October 07, 2007, 05:32:24 AM
I just paid $19.95 for a video of essentially the same dang thing! Grrrr, should have just watched Leno.
Title: First Date
Post by: oldtard on October 07, 2007, 05:40:44 AM
he should have pissed on her lips to keep her mouth shut
Title: First Date
Post by: Jack16 on October 07, 2007, 10:23:23 AM
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Originally posted by oldtard
he should have pissed on her lips to keep her mouth shut
:huh
Title: First Date
Post by: Mark Luper on October 07, 2007, 05:30:27 PM
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Originally posted by oldtard
he should have pissed on her lips to keep her mouth shut


Man! Where did that come from? Totaly innapropriate.

Mark
Title: First Date
Post by: Irwink! on October 07, 2007, 05:51:24 PM
Must be an old story. I heard it months ago.
Title: First Date
Post by: Vulcan on October 07, 2007, 08:21:01 PM
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Originally posted by texasmom
Leno did really have her in the audience & tell the story. The story she told, however, may not be true. Either way, entertaining.


http://www.snopes.com/love/dating/frozen.asp

Snopes is your friend.
Title: First Date
Post by: Oogly50 on October 07, 2007, 08:53:47 PM
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Originally posted by oldtard
he should have pissed on her lips to keep her mouth shut


that's sick man...  :(   :eek:  :huh :O :noid :(
Title: First Date
Post by: john9001 on October 07, 2007, 09:12:45 PM
i want to see the mythbusters try that one. :lol