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Title: A Golf Joke
Post by: SteffK on October 09, 2007, 08:19:05 AM
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"


HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"


WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"


HUSBAND: "Of course I do."


WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"


HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."


WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)


HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)


WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"


HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."


WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"


HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"


WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"


HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."


WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"


HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."


WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"


HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."


WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"


HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."


WIFE: -- silence --


HUSBAND: "*****."
Title: A Golf Joke
Post by: Meatwad on October 09, 2007, 08:22:14 AM
DOH! :rofl
Title: A Golf Joke
Post by: klingan on October 09, 2007, 08:40:25 AM
:rofl :rofl :aok
Title: A Golf Joke
Post by: Swoop on October 09, 2007, 08:42:48 AM
lol

Nice.

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Title: A Golf Joke
Post by: Maverick on October 09, 2007, 10:29:05 AM
oooops!   :rofl :rofl :aok