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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Getback on October 09, 2007, 08:41:57 AM
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The discussion on rank got me to thinking what I enjoy about flying. Of course the mayhem, carnage, adrenaline rushes all come into play. However, when 99% of us are being anal there are always those one or two guys who see the humor through the smoke and debris.
Early one morning we logged on to find that rooks had taken almost all the bish bases that we took the night before uhg!. One sleepy headed bishop took the burden on himself, Sorry guys, I went to bed last night. (Wish I could remember his cpid).
Then there was GHI, he came over to 21 in his awesome 163 and saw a typhie, In is deep Romanian voice, "He is a Dead Man, No!" And he was.
Just thought I would share a couple.
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I have no clue why some people get all worked up over a game. They get shot down and they have to ge so serious and scream on vox "MAYDAY!, MAYDAY! I'M GOING DOWN!" or "DAMMIT!, THAT STUPID NOOB SHOT ME DOWN!" while we people who are here to have fun just laugh, and give the guy who shot us down a
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Usually heard just before a loud SQUEEEK :D
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Latrobe,
I looked at the funniest thread you ever saw. Wow, I was almost in tears I was laughing so hard, Bumptard and ENY gone terribly wrong. LOL
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Over country channel I like to ask silly questions and watch the responses I get.
For example:
How do I retract the landing gear on the JU87?
How do I turn on the headlights?
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Originally posted by Yknurd
Over country channel I like to ask silly questions and watch the responses I get.
For example:
How do I retract the landing gear on the JU87?
How do I turn on the headlights?
We both know you really want those answers....
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Originally posted by Yknurd
How do I retract the landing gear on the JU87?
Fly real fast real low, smack the ground hard (be sure to keep prop up) the only problem is once you get the gear 'retracted' you can't put them back down.
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Originally posted by SunBat
We both know you really want those answers....
I think you mouth is full of bull.
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I think your prettythang is gonna be full of foot in a minute if ur not careful....
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Originally posted by SunBat
I think your prettythang is gonna be full of foot in a minute if ur not careful....
Wow, I started thread that I thought would lead to some very funny stories and wit and it comes to this. :huh
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lol Getback.... well it's the thought that counts :aok
I always like CorkyJr's response when we are on the deck and approaching a seriously larger force of so called dweeb aircraft.
I think we should shoot them!
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Originally posted by Getback
Wow, I started thread that I thought would lead to some very funny stories and wit and it comes to this. :huh
No, don't misunderstand, me and yknurd work together. Sorry about that. It was a joke. You know...wit and humor...
He was referring to my signature. Recognizing his intent to engage, I used my mental dexterity and prowess to maneuver onto his wit's 6. I then proceeded to gun him down as he frantically wrenched his neck in his psycological cockpit to keep up with confusing, yet skillful maneuvering. He now flutters to the ground, anything he says from this point on will be like those AH2 players that get blasted and spray their ammo as they go down....
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LOLOLOL
And on me.
Boards are so hard to read the intentions.
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Sunbat, Your sig should be mandatory reading material for all noobs
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Originally posted by Getback
LOLOLOL
And on me.
Boards are so hard to read the intentions.
LOL. I made a slight adjustment (edit) to my original explanation so as to paint a more vivid picture of just how the actual fight went down....
Tiger, I thought that one fit nicely....
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Originally posted by SunBat
No, don't misunderstand, me and yknurd work together. Sorry about that. It was a joke. You know...wit and humor...
He was referring to my signature. Recognizing his intent to engage, I used my mental dexterity and prowess to maneuver onto his wit's 6. I then proceeded to gun him down as he frantically wrenched his neck in his psycological cockpit to keep up with confusing, yet skillful maneuvering. He now flutters to the ground, anything he says from this point on will be like those AH2 players that get blasted and spray their ammo as they go down....
Learn ACMs and stop HO'ing, no skill noob!
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Originally posted by Yknurd
Learn ACMs and stop HO'ing, no skill noob!
DA biotch....
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I find humor to be in short supply in the MAs. Wit, almost nonexistant.
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lots of sarcasim usually
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Originally posted by SunBat
DA biotch....
It's times like these I wished I had listened to my mother.
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Originally posted by Yknurd
It's times like these I wished I had listened to my mother.
I wish you had listened to her too - everytime you smile at me with your one green toof...
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No, no, no. You're 'possed to say, "Why? What did your mother tell you."
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Originally posted by Yknurd
No, no, no. You're 'possed to say, "Why? What did your mother tell you."
Don't think I'll do that....
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Fair enough.
Hmmmm, pull my finger?
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quote: Originally posted by Yknurd
No, no, no. You're 'possed to say, "Why? What did your mother tell you."
What did your mother tell you????
Sorry I need to know
:noid
gusman44
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I don't know. I didn't listen.
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Maybe not exactly on topic, but pretty darn hilarious. Me and Morph joined up on a mishun once. Morph posing as levs 12 year old nephew and I was his 11 year old buddy. They let us drive the goons. So we take off....
The moment we leave the ground, in our best squeeker voices we start asking questions. How do I open the door? Where are we going? How high are we? It was during this time that I noticed a "little green poop" escape morphs goon. Shortly after, another poop. That's when I realized morph was slowly letting out troops before we reached the target. How no one else saw this is beyond me? After reflecting on this for a few minutes suddenly a shrill voice breaks in saying, "My wings fell off." It was greeted by silence and then,"What?" came the response from our group leader. Once again morphs' nasaly voices calls out, "My wings fell off!"
Later when I looked at the film morphs wings did in fact "fall off". Actually, morph went ahead and ripped them off, but either way it was comedy gold. The chatter that created kept me laughing all the way to the target. And the best part of this was morph was not gone, of no. He was still on mission channel crying about his wings falling off.
As we move ahead in our little tale I found myself over the target at about 15k... in a goon. I hear the chaos on the radio as 1 guy gallantly falls to ack whilst killing a toolshed. After awhile I hear what I've been waiting for. "SuperDud, towns down, bring the goon in!"
This was it! My moment to shine!!! So I come on the radio and in the squeekiest voice a bass can make ask, "Where's the town at?" Over the radio I hear, "RIGHT BELOW YOU JUST GO DOWN!!!" So I then asked, "Should I drop the troops?" followed by, "Why are you yelling at me? I'm sorry." The response I recieved was a much milder, "I'm sorry for yelling, we just need this base. Yes do straight down and drop the troops."
Now this I feel is open to interpritation. He told me to go straight down and drop troops. So, I went... straight down... and dropped troops. I was at about 14.5k and 20degrees or so off from 90 degrees when I released the 1st troop. Like a majestic eagle I dove down apon my prey!
By the time I had lawndarted without wings myself I had realeased 8 troops and had acheived a speed of right around 350. Not bad for a goon if you ask me.
Needless to say the base wasn't captured, but the fun wasn't over yet. The organizer was getting another run together. The only thing stopping him from launching it was 2 squeeky voiced teens who he was trying to talk into going to bed. After morph and myself kept telling him how we wanted to go another round, the organizer finally "convinced" us it was late and we should go to bed.
Thus ended our grand adventure. In the life of a BK however, it was just another day.
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That was possibly the funniest thing I have ever witnessed in the game.
Mic check! :lol
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I missed that one.
The original Candy Mountain mission where the Vals intercepted and shot down the Lancaster raid is the funniest moment I can recall in AH.
Got a few I remember from the Nomad days in Airwarrior but for AH the laughter as the Lancs were dying is tops for me :)
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The MAW Roger Wilco fiasco was pretty darn funny.
Where's the goon?
Goon ETA is 2 minutes!
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lol, now that is funny. I wish they would have noticed troops slowly being released otw to target, think thats my favorite part.
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LOL Morph was "Chad," my nephew. Priceless stuff. Possibly the funniest thing I have ever witnessed in an online game.
-- Todd/Leviathn
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Originally posted by SuperDud
Lots of stuff
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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This is one video,if it loads right,that I recorded just recently..unfortunetly I just got the last half of the chase..
If you can imagine these cons following NIKOMAN the opposite direction already once,and then you see him and the cons coming back into the picture,I hope you get a feel of the 'KEYSTONE COPS" in this scene..
http://www.speedyshare.com/816725473.html
Kevin NIKO,it was a great laugh...
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Superdud,
That is some funny watermelon right there :rofl :D :lol
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anyone remember when the assassins came across an unsecured channel used by (was it the maws?)...
TBMS we need more TBMS! yeah get the TBMS rolling!
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Originally posted by hubsonfire
I find humor to be in short supply in the MAs. Wit, almost nonexistant.
So you miss me or what?
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Think it's about time for someone to post the Lollipop Guild Mission film. That was almost painfully funny...hard to keep watching it, it hurt so much! For those who haven't seen it, here's the story:
A bunch of raw squeeky newbs had massed together in a mission one of them set up. Just to help out, a good natured vet (don't remember who) went along...and after a few minutes had to start filming, or no one would have believed him. Not only were the loadouts bizarre, but there was a continuous stream of silly commands and comments (my personal favorite being "EVERYBODY -- make sure you save your drop tanks to blow up the town!").
Not sure I still have it - -and I'm at work right now. Hopefully someone else has ready access.
(BTW -- As far as I know, no BKs were trolling in the making of that film.)
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I think it was Lute. I've been through all my stuff trying to find the Lollipop mishun, the Candy Mountain Val mission, and Dopy and Supa's Big Adventure, but I don't have any of them. :(
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LOLOLOLOL, I take it these folks had experience with Malitov Coctails.
The question that every newbie asks is will my drop tank kill somebody or something.
I'd really like to see that film.
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Originally posted by Simaril
Think it's about time for someone to post the Lollipop Guild Mission film. That was almost painfully funny...hard to keep watching it, it hurt so much! For those who haven't seen it, here's the story:
A bunch of raw squeeky newbs had massed together in a mission one of them set up. Just to help out, a good natured vet (don't remember who) went along...and after a few minutes had to start filming, or no one would have believed him. Not only were the loadouts bizarre, but there was a continuous stream of silly commands and comments (my personal favorite being "EVERYBODY -- make sure you save your drop tanks to blow up the town!").
Not sure I still have it - -and I'm at work right now. Hopefully someone else has ready access.
(BTW -- As far as I know, no BKs were trolling in the making of that film.)
Hope Levi's nephew was not involved in that
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Originally posted by Getback
LOLOLOLOL, I take it these folks had experience with Malitov Coctails.
The question that every newbie asks is will my drop tank kill somebody or something.
I'd really like to see that film.
I've read reports from the war about 'poor man's napalm' dropping the drop tanks with a small amount of fuel left then straffing them. I've never seen anything official about it though.
And I've heard so much about that Lollipop mission in the past and have never had an opportunity to see it... if some has it, please post it.
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Originally posted by hubsonfire
I think it was Lute. I've been through all my stuff trying to find the Lollipop mishun, the Candy Mountain Val mission, and Dopy and Supa's Big Adventure, but I don't have any of them. :(
Yeah what stinks is I lost my films when my old HD died:( I had the lollipop mishun and the goon driving mishun.
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NC Lawman imitating GHI. VERY funny! Makes me smile always.