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Title: Hey Mac :)
Post by: Jackal1 on October 10, 2007, 10:22:49 AM: I was at the post office yesterday and an elder gentleman, that I had never seen before, stopped me.
He asked me if I knew what they called a pall bearer in OK.
I said no.
He said......Karaoke? :rofl
Title: Hey Mac :)
Post by: AWMac on October 10, 2007, 10:25:07 AM: :rofl

Mac

Now THAT's Funny!!!

*Crap, I had to read it three times too before I got it. Think I'm coming down with Al's Hiemmer thingy*
Title: Hey Mac :)
Post by: Jackal1 on October 10, 2007, 10:25:47 AM: :D

<---waiting on a new Texan joke.
Title: Hey Mac :)
Post by: AWMac on October 10, 2007, 10:30:11 AM: A Texan boards a plane at the last minute. There was only one seat left in first class. After being seated the Texan realizes he is actually seated next to the Pope. The Pope is doing a crossword puzzle and seems to be almost finished yet stuck on the last bit.

Texan: "You seem to be stuck on the crossword puzzle your Holy Imminence may I help you?"

Pope: "Sure my Son. I need a four letter word... it's another name for a woman... it ends in UNT..."

The Texan is sweating now knowing the only word that came first to his mind would surely send him to Hell if he told the Pope.

Pope: "Any ideas Son?" replied the Pope.

By now the Texan is drenched in sweat, trembling and growing pale by every second....the Texan thinks to himself, I gotta tell him, I just gotta tell him... get it over with. His heart is racing critically.

Pope: "C'mon Son what do you think?"

Just as the Texan turns towards the Pope and opens his mouth...The Pope exclaimes...

Pope: "I got it!!!" "AUNT"

The Texan was removed at the final destination by stretcher, mumbling over and over again... "AUNT, AUNT, AUNT......"

Mac
Title: Hey Mac :)
Post by: Jackal1 on October 10, 2007, 10:32:52 AM: :rofl :aok
Title: Hey Mac :)
Post by: AWMac on October 10, 2007, 10:34:50 AM: :D
Title: Hey Mac :)
Post by: texasmom on October 10, 2007, 11:42:22 AM: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Hey Mac :)
Post by: AWMac on October 10, 2007, 02:18:35 PM: Ohhhh c'mon TxMom it was a good one.

Was the Booo for the Texan or the Pope?

Inquiring minds want to know.

:)

Mac
Title: Hey Mac :)
Post by: AWMac on October 10, 2007, 03:33:57 PM: BTW this was told to me by a Preacher.

Mac
Title: Hey Mac :)
Post by: texasmom on October 10, 2007, 07:37:11 PM: Just kidding around with you Mac, it was a good one. ;)
Title: Hey Mac :)
Post by: AWMac on October 10, 2007, 07:42:28 PM: Thanks Hon. Ya almost hurt my feelings.

:D

Mac
Title: Hey Mac :)
Post by: texasmom on October 10, 2007, 07:43:46 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AWMac Thanks Hon. Ya almost hurt my feelings.:D Mac

:) Nah, wouldn't have let that happen Mac.:)
Title: Hey Mac :)
Post by: AWMac on October 10, 2007, 07:54:15 PM: Yer a Good Texan TxMom.

Ifluff'n you was to swim North across the Red River, I'd only wing ya.

:)

Mac
Title: Hey Mac :)
Post by: texasmom on October 10, 2007, 07:59:14 PM: Swim? Heck no Mac... I'd hire an Okie to paddle me across.... while I drink iced tea and eat chocolate.
Title: Hey Mac :)
Post by: Dichotomy on October 10, 2007, 08:16:12 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
Thanks Hon. Ya almost hurt my feelings.

:D

Mac

you have feelings? ;)
Title: Hey Mac :)
Post by: JB73 on October 10, 2007, 08:25:17 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Dichotomy
you have feelings? ;)
feelings? man he cries like a wittle baby all the time. I think "he's" actually a "she" in shades 1/2 the time

:D :p
Title: Hey Mac :)
Post by: Jackal1 on October 11, 2007, 06:02:15 AM: Quote
Originally posted by texasmom
Swim? Heck no Mac... I'd hire an Okie to paddle me across.... while I drink iced tea and eat chocolate.

Mom I have found while going to the casinos across our river that you can place an Okie on each foot and use them as pontoons. Works great. Just be sure to place them face up as they have no endurance. :)