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Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Meatwad on October 11, 2007, 08:30:10 AM
With the current sheep, you can catch them too easily. This takes the fun out of a chase.


How about a preset area where if you get close, they move a random speed for a random distance.  


I like my sheep lively, not standing still :D
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Hien on October 11, 2007, 08:40:43 AM
Random speed for a random distance? :rofl

Oh lord.  I just got this image of a sheep going off a cliff and smashing some guy in the in the face.  :rofl

That'd be a great way to die.
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Meatwad on October 11, 2007, 08:47:47 AM
If you get close slowly, they walk away

Come fast, they run





Now if a whole lot come running up in jeeps, they will pull the "fainting goat" and just fall over in a fear induced seizure :rofl
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Latrobe on October 11, 2007, 09:03:39 AM
Get in your jeep, we're gonna russle up some sheep! YEEE-HAW!!
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Hien on October 11, 2007, 09:04:17 AM
:rofl
I can see it now, people in jeeps, hundreds of them, from the darkness they came.

And the sheep, the poor sheep, they just fall over... and the Jeeps run right into em'...  

In fainting they manage to curse you to the bitter end, as you flip and die.  

Oh, that'd be classic.    Have to get a perked Jeep, with an arm attachment, so you can grab em' as you go past.  And play football with jeeps.  I'd do it.
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Tiger on October 11, 2007, 09:20:07 AM
let's make it so you can take sheep inthe jeep, run them to an enemy airfield and drop them on the enemy runway.  Due to the sheep's uberness, this would effectively shutdown all flight operations at that base
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Denholm on October 11, 2007, 09:20:48 AM
That's when we start seeing terrains with pastures on 10K high cliffs near an enemy base, that way you herd the sheep off the cliff and they fall onto the planes attempting to takeoff below.

Sheep vulching, now that's special!
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Meatwad on October 11, 2007, 09:27:07 AM
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Originally posted by Tiger
let's make it so you can take sheep inthe jeep, run them to an enemy airfield and drop them on the enemy runway.  Due to the sheep's uberness, this would effectively shutdown all flight operations at that base



Drop them right at the aircraft spawn


When they fade into world view.......BAM!


"You have been killed"


on 200: WAAAAAA You hurt my score :cry :cry
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Neubob on October 11, 2007, 09:54:12 AM
Come on meatball, just admit that you want them to be anatomically correct and be done with it.

I'm sure you're not alone and I sure as hell won't judge you for it.

Yee Haw.
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Meatwad on October 11, 2007, 09:58:56 AM
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Originally posted by Neubob
Come on meatball, just admit that you want them to be anatomically correct and be done with it.

I'm sure you're not alone and I sure as hell won't judge you for it.

Yee Haw.



Yes, its true!


Im so dirty :cry
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Hazard69 on October 11, 2007, 10:44:01 AM
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! :D :p
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Rich46yo on October 11, 2007, 12:21:56 PM
Why not just hang machine guns on them and make them perk sheep? We can map all their functions onto our controllers. Maybe 4 speeds for our throttles, walk, prance, run, and "really run" from lonely drunks in parachutes.

                        Even better, to keep them from being victimized, we can put tail guns on the sheep. Maybe with 1,600 rounds in them like a B-26?

                       And spies?? They would be the ultimate spies. We could toss them out a goon near a Bish airbase. Imagine the Intel a pretty young sheep could gather hanging around the Bish?

                       Its a thought right?
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Coshy on October 12, 2007, 06:10:41 AM
One word:

Para-sheep

'nuff said
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Latrobe on October 12, 2007, 12:14:27 PM
We need a base for sheep.

"quick! lets take S3!!"
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Greebo on October 12, 2007, 01:13:31 PM
This seems strangely appropriate:

Black Sheep, the movie (http://www.blacksheep-themovie.com/)
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: red26 on October 12, 2007, 01:28:27 PM
HE HE HE  Ive got to see that one. :aok :t
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: expat on October 14, 2007, 02:22:54 PM
Tail guns in sheep !!!!
Rich be warned you have just made most wanted in Wales :)
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Spikes on October 14, 2007, 04:55:54 PM
I hate it when you are rolling down a hill in a T34 full speed, you look away for a second, you come back and you are stopped. A sheep in front of you! :furious
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: AirFlyer on October 14, 2007, 05:10:58 PM
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Originally posted by SpikesX
I hate it when you are rolling down a hill in a T34 full speed, you look away for a second, you come back and you are stopped. A sheep in front of you! :furious


Pfft, I hate when I'm trying to land in a field and lose an entire wing to one.
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Spikes on October 14, 2007, 06:24:04 PM
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Originally posted by AirFlyer
Pfft, I hate when I'm trying to land in a field and lose an entire wing to one.


:rofl
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Meatwad on October 14, 2007, 06:41:37 PM
Thats why we need em!


Or maybe herd them towards an enemy field and let them graze on the runway and GV spawns :)
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Spikes on October 14, 2007, 06:55:40 PM
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Originally posted by Meatwad
Thats why we need em!


Or maybe herd them towards an enemy field and let them graze on the runway and GV spawns :)


LOL.


{spawns}

Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Latrobe on October 14, 2007, 08:36:56 PM
PERK THE SHEEP!!!!11111one one one uno!!!
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: red26 on October 14, 2007, 10:03:06 PM
Bring on the sheeeeeep!!!!1111oneone:aok
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Meatwad on October 14, 2007, 10:28:32 PM
And random "BAAA" sounds when you are near them


I really really want bleating sheep
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Latrobe on October 14, 2007, 11:27:48 PM
:lol

BAAAHHH!! "WTF!?" sitting in tower. :)
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: sgt203 on October 15, 2007, 07:11:44 AM
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Originally posted by Meatwad
And random "BAAA" sounds when you are near them


I really really want bleating sheep


Your bleating your what????

:huh :rolleyes:
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: sgt203 on October 15, 2007, 07:18:03 AM
In any event I want sheep with bombs strapped to their backs...


You can send them running into hangers screaming bahhhhhhhhh bahhhhhh bahhhhhhh....

3 sheep for the VH

5 sheep for the hangers

1 sheep to kills ords, troops and each ack gun etc etc etc etc..



Perk them ( bomber perks to give you a real reason to use them).

Imagine a whole heard of suicide sheep charging the field and enemy trying to strafe them down

Maybe they should be provided with lets say head scarfes to deliniate them from the more benign sheep...

:t
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Rich46yo on October 15, 2007, 10:21:51 AM
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Originally posted by expat
Tail guns in sheep !!!!
Rich be warned you have just made most wanted in Wales :)


                        Or in Wyoming , "no offense to anyone from that great state". Actually this thread reminds of how I almost got courtmartialed back in my service days. We were on a top secret installation overseas, on some lonely mountaintop; Where we got blind drunk one night, jumped a fence and grabbed a sheep "female", and put it in the base commanders dorm room.

                      He came home to his room that night, drunk, and freaked out. The story went that the only reason he didn't send us to make little rocks out of big rocks is that he didn't want it on record that he came home to a sheep in his room.

                    But until my temp duty in that hovel ended I did have to put on my invisible juice. Especially when he was around.:lol
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Meatwad on October 15, 2007, 06:44:31 PM
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Originally posted by sgt203
Your bleating your what????

:huh :rolleyes:


Sheep :)
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Denholm on October 16, 2007, 01:30:44 PM
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Originally posted by sgt203
In any event I want sheep with bombs strapped to their backs...

Three little jihadists went out one day, over the hills and far away, The priest went yelling "JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD!". But only two little jihadists came back that day.

We all know how it continues!

Please excuse the spelling, I'm not familiar with the Muslim religion.
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: ColKLink on October 16, 2007, 05:13:42 PM
MEATWAD, remove your hand from the sheeps tail slowly,....and take 3 steps backwards towards the sound of my voice. STOP, ...face me,.....all sheep are mine until i deem them unsatisfactory for my pleasure. Goes for the rest of you too. as you were.:D
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Meatwad on October 16, 2007, 05:45:31 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ColKLink
MEATWAD, remove your hand from the sheeps tail slowly,....and take 3 steps backwards towards the sound of my voice. STOP, ...face me,.....all sheep are mine until i deem them unsatisfactory for my pleasure. Goes for the rest of you too. as you were.:D



Curses, foiled again! :mad:
Title: sheep
Post by: Jackraid on October 16, 2007, 06:09:53 PM
Somebody will find away to take all the fun away....they'll start camping the sheep spawns.
Title: Re: sheep
Post by: sgt203 on October 17, 2007, 01:44:30 AM
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Originally posted by Jackraid
Somebody will find away to take all the fun away....they'll start camping the sheep spawns.


LOL....


SYSTEM: Meatwad has landed 42 sheep............


WOOT!!!!!!! :rofl :lol
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Meatwad on October 17, 2007, 06:57:24 AM
WOOO


I cant have that many though, everyone will come after me. I perfer getting two or three at a time so it wont cause suspicion.


BTW I will be opening up a sheep harem soon....
Title: Dynamic sheep
Post by: Denholm on October 17, 2007, 08:59:51 AM
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Originally posted by Meatwad
I cant have that many though, everyone will come after me.


Why? You don't like 30 red tags on your six? Or is it because Smokey the Bear will start haunting your dreams?
Title: Re: Dynamic sheep
Post by: BaldEagl on October 17, 2007, 10:34:15 AM
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Originally posted by Meatwad
(http://www.ttsw.com/HenrysSheep/PlayBillSheep.gif)


There.  Fixed.