Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => Wishlist => Topic started by: Meatwad on October 11, 2007, 08:30:10 AM
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With the current sheep, you can catch them too easily. This takes the fun out of a chase.
How about a preset area where if you get close, they move a random speed for a random distance.
I like my sheep lively, not standing still :D
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Random speed for a random distance? :rofl
Oh lord. I just got this image of a sheep going off a cliff and smashing some guy in the in the face. :rofl
That'd be a great way to die.
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If you get close slowly, they walk away
Come fast, they run
Now if a whole lot come running up in jeeps, they will pull the "fainting goat" and just fall over in a fear induced seizure :rofl
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Get in your jeep, we're gonna russle up some sheep! YEEE-HAW!!
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:rofl
I can see it now, people in jeeps, hundreds of them, from the darkness they came.
And the sheep, the poor sheep, they just fall over... and the Jeeps run right into em'...
In fainting they manage to curse you to the bitter end, as you flip and die.
Oh, that'd be classic. Have to get a perked Jeep, with an arm attachment, so you can grab em' as you go past. And play football with jeeps. I'd do it.
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let's make it so you can take sheep inthe jeep, run them to an enemy airfield and drop them on the enemy runway. Due to the sheep's uberness, this would effectively shutdown all flight operations at that base
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That's when we start seeing terrains with pastures on 10K high cliffs near an enemy base, that way you herd the sheep off the cliff and they fall onto the planes attempting to takeoff below.
Sheep vulching, now that's special!
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Originally posted by Tiger
let's make it so you can take sheep inthe jeep, run them to an enemy airfield and drop them on the enemy runway. Due to the sheep's uberness, this would effectively shutdown all flight operations at that base
Drop them right at the aircraft spawn
When they fade into world view.......BAM!
"You have been killed"
on 200: WAAAAAA You hurt my score :cry :cry
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Come on meatball, just admit that you want them to be anatomically correct and be done with it.
I'm sure you're not alone and I sure as hell won't judge you for it.
Yee Haw.
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Originally posted by Neubob
Come on meatball, just admit that you want them to be anatomically correct and be done with it.
I'm sure you're not alone and I sure as hell won't judge you for it.
Yee Haw.
Yes, its true!
Im so dirty :cry
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! :D :p
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Why not just hang machine guns on them and make them perk sheep? We can map all their functions onto our controllers. Maybe 4 speeds for our throttles, walk, prance, run, and "really run" from lonely drunks in parachutes.
Even better, to keep them from being victimized, we can put tail guns on the sheep. Maybe with 1,600 rounds in them like a B-26?
And spies?? They would be the ultimate spies. We could toss them out a goon near a Bish airbase. Imagine the Intel a pretty young sheep could gather hanging around the Bish?
Its a thought right?
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One word:
Para-sheep
'nuff said
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We need a base for sheep.
"quick! lets take S3!!"
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This seems strangely appropriate:
Black Sheep, the movie (http://www.blacksheep-themovie.com/)
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HE HE HE Ive got to see that one. :aok :t
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Tail guns in sheep !!!!
Rich be warned you have just made most wanted in Wales :)
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I hate it when you are rolling down a hill in a T34 full speed, you look away for a second, you come back and you are stopped. A sheep in front of you! :furious
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Originally posted by SpikesX
I hate it when you are rolling down a hill in a T34 full speed, you look away for a second, you come back and you are stopped. A sheep in front of you! :furious
Pfft, I hate when I'm trying to land in a field and lose an entire wing to one.
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Originally posted by AirFlyer
Pfft, I hate when I'm trying to land in a field and lose an entire wing to one.
:rofl
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Thats why we need em!
Or maybe herd them towards an enemy field and let them graze on the runway and GV spawns :)
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Originally posted by Meatwad
Thats why we need em!
Or maybe herd them towards an enemy field and let them graze on the runway and GV spawns :)
LOL.
{spawns}
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PERK THE SHEEP!!!!11111one one one uno!!!
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Bring on the sheeeeeep!!!!1111oneone:aok
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And random "BAAA" sounds when you are near them
I really really want bleating sheep
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:lol
BAAAHHH!! "WTF!?" sitting in tower. :)
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Originally posted by Meatwad
And random "BAAA" sounds when you are near them
I really really want bleating sheep
Your bleating your what????
:huh :rolleyes:
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In any event I want sheep with bombs strapped to their backs...
You can send them running into hangers screaming bahhhhhhhhh bahhhhhh bahhhhhhh....
3 sheep for the VH
5 sheep for the hangers
1 sheep to kills ords, troops and each ack gun etc etc etc etc..
Perk them ( bomber perks to give you a real reason to use them).
Imagine a whole heard of suicide sheep charging the field and enemy trying to strafe them down
Maybe they should be provided with lets say head scarfes to deliniate them from the more benign sheep...
:t
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Originally posted by expat
Tail guns in sheep !!!!
Rich be warned you have just made most wanted in Wales :)
Or in Wyoming , "no offense to anyone from that great state". Actually this thread reminds of how I almost got courtmartialed back in my service days. We were on a top secret installation overseas, on some lonely mountaintop; Where we got blind drunk one night, jumped a fence and grabbed a sheep "female", and put it in the base commanders dorm room.
He came home to his room that night, drunk, and freaked out. The story went that the only reason he didn't send us to make little rocks out of big rocks is that he didn't want it on record that he came home to a sheep in his room.
But until my temp duty in that hovel ended I did have to put on my invisible juice. Especially when he was around.:lol
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Originally posted by sgt203
Your bleating your what????
:huh :rolleyes:
Sheep :)
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Originally posted by sgt203
In any event I want sheep with bombs strapped to their backs...
Three little jihadists went out one day, over the hills and far away, The priest went yelling "JIHAD JIHAD JIHAD!". But only two little jihadists came back that day.
We all know how it continues!
Please excuse the spelling, I'm not familiar with the Muslim religion.
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MEATWAD, remove your hand from the sheeps tail slowly,....and take 3 steps backwards towards the sound of my voice. STOP, ...face me,.....all sheep are mine until i deem them unsatisfactory for my pleasure. Goes for the rest of you too.
as you were.:D
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Originally posted by ColKLink
MEATWAD, remove your hand from the sheeps tail slowly,....and take 3 steps backwards towards the sound of my voice. STOP, ...face me,.....all sheep are mine until i deem them unsatisfactory for my pleasure. Goes for the rest of you too. as you were.:D
Curses, foiled again! :mad:
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Somebody will find away to take all the fun away....they'll start camping the sheep spawns.
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Originally posted by Jackraid
Somebody will find away to take all the fun away....they'll start camping the sheep spawns.
LOL....
SYSTEM: Meatwad has landed 42 sheep............
WOOT!!!!!!! :rofl :lol
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WOOO
I cant have that many though, everyone will come after me. I perfer getting two or three at a time so it wont cause suspicion.
BTW I will be opening up a sheep harem soon....
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Originally posted by Meatwad
I cant have that many though, everyone will come after me.
Why? You don't like 30 red tags on your six? Or is it because Smokey the Bear will start haunting your dreams?
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Originally posted by Meatwad
(http://www.ttsw.com/HenrysSheep/PlayBillSheep.gif)
There. Fixed.