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General Forums => Wishlist => Topic started by: Neubob on October 14, 2007, 09:13:06 PM
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I think that paratroopers need to be black, hispanic and asian, as well as white.
Although the Airborne Infantry may well have been largely segregated during WWII, we have to remember that this is not WWII anymore, and that a history lesson can be compromised in the interest of leveling the field for minorities who play the game TODAY.
We can't change what was. We can change what is...
End segregation in AH2 today!
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We can Perk them to!!!
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We would, of course, need to make provisions for the Hispanics in regards to the language barrier--warning labels on the goons will have to be in Spanish.
For the blacks we'll have to have a requirement that they be dropped a bit closer to the town--to make up for the centuries of oppression. We'll also make shooting at them from airplanes a hate crime.
The Asians will be allowed to carry cameras with giant telephoto lenses along with their rifles.
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Originally posted by Neubob
We would, of course, need to make provisions for the Hispanics in regards to the language barrier--warning labels on the goons will have to be in Spanish.
For the blacks we'll have to have a requirement that they be dropped a bit closer to the town--to make up for the centuries of oppression. We'll also make shooting at them from airplanes a hate crime.
The Asians will be allowed to carry cameras with giant telephoto lenses along with their rifles.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :lol :rolleyes: ;)
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:rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Neubob
I think that paratroopers need to be black, hispanic and asian, as well as white.
Although the Airborne Infantry may well have been largely segregated during WWII, we have to remember that this is not WWII anymore, and that a history lesson can be compromised in the interest of leveling the field for minorities who play the game TODAY.
We can't change what was. We can change what is...
End segregation in AH2 today!
(then)
We would, of course, need to make provisions for the Hispanics in regards to the language barrier--warning labels on the goons will have to be in Spanish.
For the blacks we'll have to have a requirement that they be dropped a bit closer to the town--to make up for the centuries of oppression. We'll also make shooting at them from airplanes a hate crime.
The Asians will be allowed to carry cameras with giant telephoto lenses along with their rifles.
Shouldn't you be "making good anti-pc political points" (bigoted remarks) in the OT?
Wait ..... yes. :aok
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Originally posted by Neubob
I think that paratroopers need to be black, hispanic and asian, as well as white.
Although the Airborne Infantry may well have been largely segregated during WWII, we have to remember that this is not WWII anymore, and that a history lesson can be compromised in the interest of leveling the field for minorities who play the game TODAY.
We can't change what was. We can change what is...
End segregation in AH2 today!
Lets give them eyes and legs that work while we are at.
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What about the pilots and gunners?
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Originally posted by Neubob
The Asians will be allowed to carry cameras with giant telephoto lenses along with their rifles.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Wow...:lol
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Originally posted by Slash27
Lets give them eyes and legs that work while we are at.
Are you implying, sir, that the handicapped aren't welcome in the AHII military?
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Haha ... :rofl though I have a feeling this is going to run itself into the closed threads soon enough.
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Originally posted by clerick
Are you implying, sir, that the handicapped aren't welcome in the AHII military?
:lol
This thread is almost as good as the hot air balloon duel thread!
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Originally posted by clerick
Are you implying, sir, that the handicapped aren't welcome in the AHII military?
I think that handicapped should be equally represented in the AH world... not just as paratroopers but as pilots and vehicle crew as well. However, damage modeling for the weapons they use should be raised, and the element of vehicle failure, for the enemy, should be introduced. An enemy aircraft approaching too close to a handicapped (not disabled, but handicapped) Ostwind, for example (less than 1000 yards) will have a 1 in 6 chance of losing an engine, a wing, exploding spontaneously, or having the pilot die of sudden, natural causes.
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Originally posted by Neubob
I think that handicapped should be equally represented in the AH world... not just as paratroopers but as pilots and vehicle crew as well. However, damage modeling for the weapons they use should be raised, and the element of vehicle failure, for the enemy, should be introduced. An enemy aircraft approaching too close to a handicapped (not disabled, but handicapped) Ostwind, for example (less than 1000 yards) will have a 1 in 6 chance of losing an engine, a wing, exploding spontaneously, or having the pilot die of sudden, natural causes.
I think this will suffice.
(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z39/clerick44/equalopportunity.jpg)
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Don't forget the 'Expectant Mother' fortification.
We mustn't leave those out.
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Originally posted by clerick
Are you implying, sir, that the handicapped aren't welcome in the AHII military?
No, I just meant that uh....... well if we...um
Am I in trouble here?:(
:D
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Originally posted by Neubob
Don't forget the 'Expectant Mother' fortification.
We mustn't leave those out.
Don't really need to a fortification FOR a pregnant and pissy mother in a TANK.
You'll need to fortify yourself for that matter.
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How shall we distinguish they gay ones???? If we gonna do this, lets do it all the way,......i think not.:rolleyes:
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they jump out saying Fabulous!!
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and their tankth thparkle, and their parathutes haff thequins on them..
blame the She Devil for that one :D
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Originally posted by ColKLink
How shall we distinguish they gay ones???? If we gonna do this, lets do it all the way,......i think not.:rolleyes:
The gay ones are the ones that hold much tighter formation while advancing on the town.
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L.M.F.A.O. :D
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Originally posted by Neubob
The gay ones are the ones that hold much tighter formation while advancing on the town.
:rofl
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neubob you must be hilarious to be around in real life
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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You do know why he's so happy today? The girl he stopped at the local bar who he was walking home laughed so hard when he told her a simple "Neubob" joke her clothes fell off.
That makes Neubob very happy.
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I lead a sad, tiresome, frustrating life...
Gay jokes are the light at the end of the tunnel
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I'm glad I'm not in the same tunnel.
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I don't think you get what he meant by "tunnel."
Poor hamsters.
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I don't guess I do.
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If were going to add in the PC troops, we need to add in the PC ways to drop them.
The hispanic troops can be dropped out of the back of a pickup truck
the black troopers can hop out of a 72 Impala
the Gay ones... we'll we cant seem to get them out of their barracks.
The asian ones will all be driving Souped up "tuners"
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
I cant even finish with this...
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Originally posted by clerick
I think this will suffice.
(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z39/clerick44/equalopportunity.jpg)
beautiful.... simply beautiful... beats the airballoon ace pilot pic
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Hey, I've been PC and handicap compliant for years. Have handrails installed in all my buffs and a handicapped-enabled loading ramp. All my aircraft seats are height adjustable for the vertically-challenged. I personally installed oversized cockpit gauges for the visually-impaired, and I have hand-controlled rudder inputs for paraplegics. Sorry, quads are just *****-outta-luck until the new shipment of breath-blower actuators arrive and I can get them installed.
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Originally posted by Neubob
The gay ones are the ones that hold much tighter formation while advancing on the town.
They will also be noticeably skipping along in a merry sort of way.
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Read Rule #13
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They will also be noticeably skipping along in a merry sort of way.
cant forget that they need a starbucks in every plane so they can get their supamochafrappachinowithwhipp edcreamandamacchiatowithexpre ssotopping everytime they fly :) don't ask where that came from, just read my quote down below this
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The gay ones are the ones that hold much tighter formation while advancing on the town.
Nah, thats just because the DI in bootcamp kept tellin them to "make their buddy smile" when standing in the chow line!!!
They thought, WELL SURE THING SARGE!!!!
RC
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Nah, thats just because the DI in bootcamp kept tellin them to "make their buddy smile" when standing in the chow line!!!
They thought, WELL SURE THING SARGE!!!!
RC
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Read RUle #13
One more titanic and you will be gone from the forums.