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Title: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: Neubob on October 14, 2007, 09:13:06 PM
I think that paratroopers need to be black, hispanic and asian, as well as white.

Although the Airborne Infantry may well have been largely segregated during WWII, we have to remember that this is not WWII anymore, and that a history lesson can be compromised in the interest of leveling the field for minorities who play the game TODAY.

We can't change what was. We can change what is...

End segregation in AH2 today!
Title: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: Jebus on October 14, 2007, 09:42:53 PM
We can Perk them to!!!
Title: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: Neubob on October 14, 2007, 11:34:03 PM
We would, of course, need to make provisions for the Hispanics in regards to the language barrier--warning labels on the goons will have to be in Spanish.

For the blacks we'll have to have a requirement that they be dropped a bit closer to the town--to make up for the centuries of oppression. We'll also make shooting at them from airplanes a hate crime.

The Asians will be allowed to carry cameras with giant telephoto lenses along with their rifles.
Title: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: trigger2 on October 15, 2007, 12:15:46 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Neubob
We would, of course, need to make provisions for the Hispanics in regards to the language barrier--warning labels on the goons will have to be in Spanish.

For the blacks we'll have to have a requirement that they be dropped a bit closer to the town--to make up for the centuries of oppression. We'll also make shooting at them from airplanes a hate crime.

The Asians will be allowed to carry cameras with giant telephoto lenses along with their rifles.


:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :lol :rolleyes: ;)
Title: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: Mr No Name on October 15, 2007, 01:28:45 AM
:rolleyes:
Title: Re: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: Arlo on October 15, 2007, 01:34:52 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Neubob
I think that paratroopers need to be black, hispanic and asian, as well as white.

Although the Airborne Infantry may well have been largely segregated during WWII, we have to remember that this is not WWII anymore, and that a history lesson can be compromised in the interest of leveling the field for minorities who play the game TODAY.

We can't change what was. We can change what is...

End segregation in AH2 today!



(then)

We would, of course, need to make provisions for the Hispanics in regards to the language barrier--warning labels on the goons will have to be in Spanish.

For the blacks we'll have to have a requirement that they be dropped a bit closer to the town--to make up for the centuries of oppression. We'll also make shooting at them from airplanes a hate crime.

The Asians will be allowed to carry cameras with giant telephoto lenses along with their rifles.



Shouldn't you be "making good anti-pc political points" (bigoted remarks) in the OT?

Wait ..... yes. :aok
Title: Re: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: Slash27 on October 15, 2007, 02:12:58 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Neubob
I think that paratroopers need to be black, hispanic and asian, as well as white.

Although the Airborne Infantry may well have been largely segregated during WWII, we have to remember that this is not WWII anymore, and that a history lesson can be compromised in the interest of leveling the field for minorities who play the game TODAY.

We can't change what was. We can change what is...

End segregation in AH2 today!



Lets give them eyes and legs that work while we are at.
Title: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: Tiger on October 15, 2007, 10:43:18 AM
What about the pilots and gunners?
Title: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: Redlegs on October 15, 2007, 02:24:24 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Neubob
The Asians will be allowed to carry cameras with giant telephoto lenses along with their rifles.


:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: Spikes on October 15, 2007, 02:47:51 PM
Wow...:lol
Title: Re: Re: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: clerick on October 15, 2007, 04:11:17 PM
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Originally posted by Slash27
Lets give them eyes and legs that work while we are at.


Are you implying, sir, that the handicapped aren't welcome in the AHII military?
Title: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: SgtPappy on October 15, 2007, 05:17:50 PM
Haha ... :rofl  though I have a feeling this is going to run itself into the closed threads soon enough.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: Motherland on October 15, 2007, 05:37:44 PM
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Originally posted by clerick
Are you implying, sir, that the handicapped aren't welcome in the AHII military?

:lol
This thread is almost as good as the hot air balloon duel thread!
Title: Re: Re: Re: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: Neubob on October 15, 2007, 06:40:42 PM
Quote
Originally posted by clerick
Are you implying, sir, that the handicapped aren't welcome in the AHII military?


I think that handicapped should be equally represented in the AH world... not just as paratroopers but as pilots and vehicle crew as well. However, damage modeling for the weapons they use should be raised, and the element of vehicle failure, for the enemy, should be introduced. An enemy aircraft approaching too close to a handicapped (not disabled, but handicapped) Ostwind, for example (less than 1000 yards) will have a 1 in 6 chance of losing an engine, a wing, exploding spontaneously, or having the pilot die of sudden, natural causes.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: clerick on October 15, 2007, 07:19:39 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Neubob
I think that handicapped should be equally represented in the AH world... not just as paratroopers but as pilots and vehicle crew as well. However, damage modeling for the weapons they use should be raised, and the element of vehicle failure, for the enemy, should be introduced. An enemy aircraft approaching too close to a handicapped (not disabled, but handicapped) Ostwind, for example (less than 1000 yards) will have a 1 in 6 chance of losing an engine, a wing, exploding spontaneously, or having the pilot die of sudden, natural causes.


I think this will suffice.
(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z39/clerick44/equalopportunity.jpg)
Title: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: Neubob on October 15, 2007, 07:58:33 PM
Don't forget the 'Expectant Mother' fortification.

We mustn't leave those out.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: Slash27 on October 15, 2007, 10:02:35 PM
Quote
Originally posted by clerick
Are you implying, sir, that the handicapped aren't welcome in the AHII military?


No, I just meant that uh....... well if we...um






Am I in trouble here?:(













:D
Title: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: SgtPappy on October 15, 2007, 11:14:58 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Neubob
Don't forget the 'Expectant Mother' fortification.

We mustn't leave those out.


Don't really need to a fortification FOR a pregnant and pissy mother in a TANK.
You'll need to fortify yourself for that matter.
Title: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: ColKLink on October 16, 2007, 05:20:43 PM
How shall we distinguish they gay ones???? If we gonna do this, lets do it all the way,......i think not.:rolleyes:
Title: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: Redlegs on October 16, 2007, 08:18:02 PM
they jump out saying Fabulous!!
Title: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: Dichotomy on October 16, 2007, 08:24:14 PM
and their tankth thparkle, and their parathutes haff thequins on them..

blame the She Devil for that one :D
Title: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: Neubob on October 16, 2007, 09:47:43 PM
Quote
Originally posted by ColKLink
How shall we distinguish they gay ones???? If we gonna do this, lets do it all the way,......i think not.:rolleyes:


The gay ones are the ones that hold much tighter formation while advancing on the town.
Title: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: ColKLink on October 19, 2007, 08:43:16 AM
L.M.F.A.O. :D
Title: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: Denholm on October 19, 2007, 09:10:10 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Neubob
The gay ones are the ones that hold much tighter formation while advancing on the town.

:rofl
Title: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: nickf620 on October 20, 2007, 09:11:56 AM
neubob you must be hilarious to be around in real life


:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: Denholm on October 20, 2007, 01:23:30 PM
You do know why he's so happy today? The girl he stopped at the local bar who he was walking home laughed so hard when he told her a simple "Neubob" joke her clothes fell off.

That makes Neubob very happy.
Title: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: Neubob on October 20, 2007, 02:18:05 PM
I lead a sad, tiresome, frustrating life...

Gay jokes are the light at the end of the tunnel
Title: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: Denholm on October 21, 2007, 06:56:05 PM
I'm glad I'm not in the same tunnel.
Title: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: OOZ662 on October 22, 2007, 01:07:11 AM
I don't think you get what he meant by "tunnel."

Poor hamsters.
Title: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: Denholm on October 22, 2007, 09:37:36 AM
I don't guess I do.
Title: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: Relorian on October 26, 2007, 12:32:50 PM
If were going to add in the PC troops, we need to add in the PC ways to drop them.

The hispanic troops can be dropped out of the back of a pickup truck

the black troopers can hop out of a 72 Impala

the Gay ones... we'll we cant seem to get them out of their barracks.

The asian ones will all be driving Souped up "tuners"

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

I cant even finish with this...
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: Gowan on October 28, 2007, 01:39:36 AM
Quote
Originally posted by clerick
I think this will suffice.
(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z39/clerick44/equalopportunity.jpg)


beautiful.... simply beautiful... beats the airballoon ace pilot pic
Title: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: Sloehand on October 28, 2007, 11:29:48 AM
Hey, I've been PC and handicap compliant for years.  Have handrails installed in all my buffs and a handicapped-enabled loading ramp.  All my aircraft seats are height adjustable for the vertically-challenged.  I personally installed oversized cockpit gauges for the visually-impaired, and I have hand-controlled rudder inputs for paraplegics.  Sorry, quads are just *****-outta-luck until the new shipment of breath-blower actuators arrive and I can get them installed.
Title: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: rabbidrabbit on October 28, 2007, 08:34:04 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Neubob
The gay ones are the ones that hold much tighter formation while advancing on the town.



They will also be noticeably skipping along in a merry sort of way.
Title: Re: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: titanic3 on August 25, 2008, 02:35:04 PM
Read Rule #13
Title: Re: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: 321BAR on August 25, 2008, 02:45:51 PM



They will also be noticeably skipping along in a merry sort of way.
cant forget that they need a starbucks in every plane so they can get their supamochafrappachinowithwhipp edcreamandamacchiatowithexpre ssotopping everytime they fly  :) don't ask where that came from, just read my quote down below this
Title: Re: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: RipChord929 on August 25, 2008, 02:48:42 PM


The gay ones are the ones that hold much tighter formation while advancing on the town.

Nah, thats just because the DI in bootcamp kept tellin them to "make their buddy smile" when standing in the chow line!!!
They thought, WELL SURE THING SARGE!!!!

RC
Title: Re: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: 321BAR on August 25, 2008, 02:50:59 PM
Nah, thats just because the DI in bootcamp kept tellin them to "make their buddy smile" when standing in the chow line!!!
They thought, WELL SURE THING SARGE!!!!

RC
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Politically Correct Paratroopers
Post by: Skuzzy on August 25, 2008, 02:52:54 PM
Read RUle #13

One more titanic and you will be gone from the forums.