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Title: Hope for you nerds
Post by: Pooh21 on October 15, 2007, 02:32:41 PM
If you can keep it up in 2050. You wont die a virgin (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,301736,00.html)

Of course the rest of us know that robots will eventually rise up and try to kill us all.
Title: Hope for you nerds
Post by: crockett on October 15, 2007, 02:35:09 PM
It's official Fox News is nothing more than a tabloid. I'm predicting they will  soon start covering Elvis and Bigfoot sightings.
Title: Hope for you nerds
Post by: AWMac on October 15, 2007, 02:55:41 PM
Just my luck I'll come home from a hard days work ready to upload/download and she'll crash...

Phone at HTC: *Ring, Ring....* "Hello this is Roy."

Mac: "Yeah hey Skuzzy it's me Mac...it kinda happened again."

Skuzzy: "Well the last Patch should have helped you."

Mac:  "Is there anything I can do to fix this?"

Skuzzy: *snickering*  "I'm sure you'll figure it out Mac..." *uncontrollable background laughter*

Mac:  *panick strickened* "When Skuzzy, When...?"

Skuzzy: *Roaring side spliting cries of laughter* ..."In Two Weeks!!!"  *click*

Operator Recording* "If you wish to make a call, please hang up and dial again......" *phone off the hook sound* Beeep beeep beeep.....


:furious

:cry


Mac
Title: Hope for you nerds
Post by: Dichotomy on October 15, 2007, 03:01:37 PM
My luck I'd come home and find mine in the sack with the vacum cleaner ;)
Title: Hope for you nerds
Post by: AWMac on October 15, 2007, 03:03:53 PM
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Originally posted by Dichotomy
My luck I'd come home and find mine in the sack with the vacum cleaner ;)


You'd have a Male Robot?

:confused:

Mac

I think I'm gonna be sick....



:rofl
Title: Hope for you nerds
Post by: Mickey1992 on October 15, 2007, 03:05:04 PM
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Originally posted by crockett
It's official Fox News is nothing more than a tabloid. I'm predicting they will  soon start covering Elvis and Bigfoot sightings.


I agree.  After last week's "Lapel-pin-gate" and now this weeks robot story I am convinced.
Title: Hope for you nerds
Post by: Dichotomy on October 15, 2007, 03:07:32 PM
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Originally posted by AWMac
You'd have a Male Robot?

:confused:

Mac

I think I'm gonna be sick....



:rofl


NO!!! *throws an empty beer can at you

She'd turn lez on me though
Title: Hope for you nerds
Post by: AWMac on October 15, 2007, 03:12:53 PM
LOL Lost yer Robot to a Dust Buster?

:rofl

Mac
Title: Hope for you nerds
Post by: nirvana on October 15, 2007, 05:23:01 PM
Lesbian vacuum cleaner....carpet muncher?
Title: Hope for you nerds
Post by: AWMac on October 15, 2007, 05:35:41 PM
(http://www.foxnews.com/images/313935/1_61_actroid.jpg)
*sweating profusly* Please post more pics and ordering info.
*biting the back of my hand* Are Twins availible?
:O
Mac

Plug and Play?
Title: Hope for you nerds
Post by: DREDIOCK on October 15, 2007, 05:47:33 PM
Skuzzy. would you mind going on vacation for about a week so I can properly respond to this LOL

Anyway. I will try to water it doown quite a bit
This seems to be more promising for women then men.
For women it would be a currently high tech gizmo perfected


For men I see dangers.
For women if something goes wrong. they could just be in for the ride of their lives.

For men if something goes wrong. It could give new meaning to the term
"In a pinch"

YOUCH!
Title: Hope for you nerds
Post by: Tac on October 15, 2007, 05:54:08 PM
CHOBITS!
Title: Hope for you nerds
Post by: Meatwad on October 15, 2007, 06:17:57 PM
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Originally posted by Tac
CHOBITS!


OOOO!!!

I have the complete Manga series of Chobits. I would enjoy having Chii very much  :)



Can I have my robotic maid now please? (In the upgraded life size format of course) :D

(http://www.e-teruel.net/hand%20maid%20may%20merchandising%204.jpg)
Title: Hope for you nerds
Post by: eskimo2 on October 15, 2007, 06:34:39 PM
I'll hold out till they make a sheep one.
Title: Hope for you nerds
Post by: Dichotomy on October 15, 2007, 07:16:19 PM
the number of times I don't post what's going through my deviant brain boggles the imagination :D
Title: Hope for you nerds
Post by: JB73 on October 15, 2007, 07:47:13 PM
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Originally posted by Dichotomy
the number of times I don't post what's going through my deviant brain boggles the imagination :D
after a few ban sticks I learned to not do that also :rofl





but I'll bet transistors to spark plugs I have more deviant stuff crawling around in my useless noggin than yours :p
Title: Hope for you nerds
Post by: Meatwad on October 15, 2007, 07:50:51 PM
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Originally posted by JB73
after a few ban sticks I learned to not do that also :rofl





but I'll bet transistors to spark plugs I have more deviant stuff crawling around in my useless noggin than yours :p


So what happened to Mustaine? :D
Title: Hope for you nerds
Post by: JB73 on October 15, 2007, 07:55:53 PM
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Originally posted by Meatwad
So what happened to Mustaine? :D
shaddup :mad: :cry :confused:
Title: Hope for you nerds
Post by: Dichotomy on October 15, 2007, 08:10:16 PM
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Originally posted by JB73
after a few ban sticks I learned to not do that also :rofl





but I'll bet transistors to spark plugs I have more deviant stuff crawling around in my useless noggin than yours :p


I don't know.... I wasn't always the bastion for decency and kindness you see before you.  The dude before me was an evil, disgusting, let me see if I can make a warthog puke, dicho and I had to kill him.  :D
Title: Hope for you nerds
Post by: Meatwad on October 15, 2007, 08:25:55 PM
:rofl
Title: Hope for you nerds
Post by: 68ROX on October 15, 2007, 10:45:17 PM
Meatwad (*irony here).....

Maybe you should try some sausage on your pizza.....

I'm not a fan of high cholesterol----red meat---etc, but it just might turn you around.

I'm afraid of tall, thin, curly haired, red-heads with A-Cups..........

But I'd hit one.


And I'm from Illinois (NE).


68ROX