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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Neubob on October 18, 2007, 10:22:38 AM
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I just realized this yesterday.
Right now, I'd rather hear a cow farting, for the rest of my life, than hear another country song about how my stepdaddy was a better daddy than my real daddy.
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Is it because your real Daddy is in prison? Would you like to talk about it?:)
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that is very insensitive of you FB. Before he could get to the station in his pickup truck she got run over by a train.
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Originally posted by FBplmmr
Is it because your real Daddy is in prison? Would you like to talk about it?:)
If my real daddy were in prison, I might be a fan of country music.
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WELL, A FRIEND OF MINE NAMED STEVE GOODMAN WROTE THAT SONG
AND HE TOLD ME IT WAS THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG
I WROTE HIM BACK A LETTER AND I TOLD HIM IT WAS NOT THE PERFECT COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG BECAUSE HE HADN’T SAID ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT MAMA,
OR TRAINS,
OR TRUCKS,
OR PRISON,
OR GETTING’ DRUNK
WELL HE SAT DOWN AND WROTE ANOTHER VERSE TO THE SONG
AND HE SENT IT TO ME,
AND AFTER READING IT,
I REALIZED THAT MY FRIEND HAD WRITTEN THE PERFECT
COUNTRY & WESTERN SONG
AND I FELT OBLIGED TO INCLUDE IT ON THIS ALBUM
THE LAST VERSE GOES LIKE THIS HERE:
WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON
AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
SHE GOT RUN NED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN
CHORUS:
AND I’LL HANG AROUND AS LONG AS YOU WILL LET ME
AND I NEVER MINDED STANDING’ IN THE RAIN
NO, A’ YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN’, DARLIN’
YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME
WELL I WONDER WHY YOU DON’T CALL ME
WHY DON’T YOU EVER CALL ME BY MY NAME
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Dont forget the urge for inbreeding if you listen to too much country music
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All the studies I've seen show that folks in Arkansas listen to blue grass.
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Originally posted by Shuffler
All the studies I've seen show that folks in Arkansas listen to blue grass.
Doesn't the blades tickle their ears?
:huh
Mac
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Originally posted by Shuffler
All the studies I've seen show that folks in Arkansas listen to blue grass.
Bluegrass is more appalachia than ozark.
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What happens when you play a country song backwards?
You get your house back
You get your dog back
You get your best friend Jack back
You get your truck back
You get your hair back.....
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this is a racist thread.
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Originally posted by Neubob
If my real daddy were in prison, I might be a fan of country music.
http://www.chanson.ru/
You have to listen to it in every "marshrutka" or shahid-taxi here. I want to kill all that people...
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Originally posted by Boroda
http://www.chanson.ru/
You have to listen to it in every "marshrutka" or shahid-taxi here. I want to kill all that people...
Good music comes in all shapes and sizes.
Dermo is always dermo.
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I love, love, love country music. So p'shaw to y'all.:)
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Ill take any kind of music over country maybe with the exception of polka and boyband garbage :)
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Atleast it's not disco
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The difference between rap and country music.
When you listen to too much country, you find yourself wanting to shoot someone over a beer.
When you listen to too much rap, you find you get the urge to waste someone for wearing different colored baggy pants.
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
The difference between rap and country music.
When you listen to too much country, you find yourself wanting to shoot someone over a beer.
When you listen to too much rap, you find you get the urge to waste someone for wearing a different colored baggy pants.
HAHJAHJAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TIGERESS
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So what you are actually saying Skuzz is that Hip hop and country actually has alot in common with channel 200.
Endless whining and aggression :D
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I feel that it's fine for folks to listen to country music, I only ask that they not push it on me or my children. Also, I object to government funding of country music stars, and ask that it not be taught in the schools.
Haven't y'all heard of the separation of Garth & state?
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:rofl :rofl
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Originally posted by john9001
this is a racist thread.
i hope hes joking
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most of the country on the radio sucks ...texas/red dirt country is much better
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Originally posted by Neubob
I just realized this yesterday.
Right now, I'd rather hear a cow farting, for the rest of my life, than hear another country song about how my stepdaddy was a better daddy than my real daddy.
I cant say I hate country music.
But other then a very few selection of songs I find it annoying to listen to.
but there is a difference between countyr music and hiphop.
If you killed off all the hip hop listeners, you would reduce the criminals and drug addicts in this country by about 70%
Now Im not saying that 70% of hip hop listeners are criminals and drug addicts. that number is pobably around 45%.
but I am saying that 70% of criminals and drug addicts are hip hop listeners
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but listening to country is a crime in itself, so 100% of all the listeners are criminal!
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I thoght I was watching BET for white people:p
A must see:aok
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6379493591797177323&q=honky+tonk+badonkadonk&total=219&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1
The video above copied the idea from one of Juvenile's hit song from 1999
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL2txMU50CI
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I enjoy listening to country music, but most of it is what used to be called rock-n-roll.
I cut my teeth on Bob Wills & The Texas Playboys. Give me a cold beer, a hot cowgirl and twin Texas fiddles.
Buckle buffing will ensue. Ahh-HA!
Well the honky-tonks in Texas were my natural second home
Where you tip your hat to the ladies and the Rose of San Anton'
I grew up on music that we call western swing
It don't matter whose in Austin, Bob Wills is still the king
Lord I can still remember the way things were back then
In spite of all the hard times I'd live it all again
Hear the Texas Playboys and Tommy Duncan sing
Makes me proud to be from Texas where Bob Wills is still the king
You can hear the Grand Ol' Opry in Nashville Tennessee
It's the home of Country Music on that we all agree
But when you cross that old Red River, hoss, that just don't mean a thing
Once you're down in Texas, Bob Wills is still the king
Well if you ain't never been there then I guess you ain't been told
That you just can't live in Texas 'less you got a lot a soul
It's the home of Willie Nelson, the home of western swing
He'll be the first to tell you, Bob Wills is still the king
(http://imagehost.epier.com/25244/wills_front.jpg)
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The best thing about country music is that it will never feel the need to apologize for what it is. Well, unless you're from Texas and you don't like a certain prez. ;)
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Their is a huge difference between Nashville country and Texas country. Yall have no mind what your missing if you don't get to Austin to listen to a couple great young Texas country bands. It has really boomed in the past 10 years.
One of my favorite..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko2BRa5o_84
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpUXrDrUfDM&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_n1uJ-6vCg
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I just recently started listening to country again. Mostly pre-2000 stuff, the pop/country stuff nowadays I don't really enjoy.
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Originally posted by AKIron
The best thing about country music is that it will never feel the need to apologize for what it is. Well, unless you're from Texas and you don't like a certain prez. ;)
We never apologize for transplants, unless we should apologize for allowing transplants.
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Bocifus..and Jr.
Charlie Daniels
Johnny Cash..
thats as close as I get
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I think you mean Bocephus.
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My favorite country song.
Dinosaur
By:Hank Williams Jr.
Hey, man them ain't high heel sneakers,
And they sure don't look like cowboy boots.
And that ain't rock 'n roll your playing,
And it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues.
You're singin' a song about making love to your drummer.
Well, gay guitar pickers don't turn me on.
And we don't all get into Donna Summer.
Do you happen to know any old Hank Williams songs?
'Cause you see I'm a dinosaur.
I should have died out along time before.
Have pity on a dinosaur.
Hand me my hat. Excuse me man, but where is the door?
It used to be I had alot of fun in this old hangout.
We'd get stoned at the jukebox and stay out of fights.
Now and then, light a little smoke in the truck out back.
Ah, then a little ole Jim Beam and we'd get right.
Now, you know these flashin' lights sure make me dizzy,
And this disco's very strange to my ears.
It looks like they've turned the Longhorn into a spaceship,
And I'll be leaving just as soon as I finish this beer.
'Cause you see I'm a dinosaur.
Should've died out along time before.
There's a whole lot of dinosaurs.
Give us our hats. Excuse me man but where's the door?
Get us our hats. Excuse me man, where is the door?
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I'll take country over "urban" ie ghetto anything any day
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Bocephus...is a dam funy guy..that whole family is really interesting
thnx for spell check
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I really enjoy the rock country style and some of the older stuff especially the new versions of it...
I listen to cross country on XM radio... lots of tex mex and rockabilly and such.. bar room stuff.... good stuff.
I can't stand pop country where the men wear the tight pants and weep openly on stage about women not understanding them of holding their hand enough.
in pop country the men are wimps and the women have the balls...
lazs
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Originally posted by 1K3
I thoght I was watching BET for white people:p
A must see:aok
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6379493591797177323&q=honky+tonk+badonkadonk&total=219&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1
There was a day I thought nothing could ever tarnish country music's good name more than "Achy Breaky Heart" did....
until I heard that cancer of the ears. :furious
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Woody Guthrie, Bill Monroe, Johnny Cash, Bob Wills and His Texas Playboys, Chet Atkins, and of course Hank Williams.
What do these people have in common?
They are all members of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
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Well I'm not the biggest country music fan, but i play with a huge one right now. We're playin the Texas State Fair tonight in Dallas. i rode my Harley around today for a few hours. The roads here suck. The traffic is worse. But whaddayado? Ya live in Tennessee :)
But i love coming to TX anyways.
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The worlds best country song..its got everything, trucks, warm breathed women and heart felt sadness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZZqnVYB4UA
shamus
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I normaly don't listen to CW but I do have some Willie Nelson and Patsy Cline that I really like. I was listening to Patsy today while doing my duties around the house and really enjoyed the full, rich, voice she has. I didn't have to listen to the words that much because her voice was soothing and the music itself was good. I did pay attention to "Crazy" though, I really like that one.
Mark
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The warden-
led a pris'ner-
down the hallway
to his doom...
and I stood up...
to say goodbye like all the rest.
And I heard him
tell the warden
there's a song my mama sang.
Let my guitar-playin' friend
do my request.
Let him
sing me back home,
with a song my mama sang.
Make my old mem'ries
come alive.
Take me away,
and turn back the years.
Sing me back home
before I die.
Modern country sux...but it doesn't blow like hip hop.
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Mark...try to find a copy of Patsy Cline singing "Blue."
It'll send chills up your spine.
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Any music that’s based on heavy accented incorrect speech is likely to bug me somewhat.
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On the other hand, Eskimo, nawthun speech patterns tend to be fast-paced and irritatin'. Southerners find words to be so savory that they linger over them. Their accents are a sort of honeyed-langour, while northern speech resembles the sound of a chain saw cutting a tin roof.
Most American music styles originated in the South, with the possible exception of rap. We'll gladly allow ya'll to take credit for that. Meanwhile, we'll cherish a culture that has led to the blues, jazz, rock and roll, country-western, country-gospel (in both its black and white permutations), motown, and a host of others.
What ya'll got, that you haven't copied from us or Europeeins?
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Savory? From our perspective it just sounds like you folks need the extra time.
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Originally posted by eskimo2
Savory? From our perspective it just sounds like you folks need the extra time.
and who doesn't need moah time?
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I used to like RAP music... Of course back then it was called, "Square dancing".
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Originally posted by eskimo2
Savory? From our perspective it just sounds like you folks need the extra time.
And just why would we need the extra time, eskimo2? What are you implying with the drive by statement?
Mark
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Originally posted by Mark Luper
And just why would we need the extra time, eskimo2? What are you implying with the drive by statement?
Mark
I thank he's a hintin' we maght be slow.
Maybe heun just don't know how to savah the moment?
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my favorite type of texas music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYPZ6ALRztQ) not to mention the eye candy.
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AK...ah thank it's wuss than thet. Ah thank Eskimo aint ackchully a Nawthenuh. He's a....he's a.....YANKEE!!!
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Originally posted by eskimo2
Any music that’s based on heavy accented incorrect speech is likely to bug me somewhat.
Geez, you sound totally like a teacher.:)
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Originally posted by G0ALY
I used to like NAP music... Of course back then it was called, "Queer dancing".
huh? :huh ;) :D
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I think we need an admissions test if you want to come live in the south, or at least Texas. You must be able to understand the following conversation:
MRDUCKS
ARNOT
OSAR
CMWANGS
LIB
MRDUCKS
'em are ducks
they are not
o' yes they are
see them wangs
well i'll be
'em are ducks
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yes... I always love it when the terminally hip "discover" some country singer or band and try to make more out of it than it is... suddenly notice how "relevant" it is or how much talent is there.
all the rock and roll hall of fame country singers are just like a lot of bands they haven't "discovered" the fact is... those guys admired people that the terminally hip scorn.
Real hip movie makers will put some country song we have listened to by various artists for decades into a movie and the weeinies will go wild with praise for such and "original" soundtrac.
It's all BS... if the music get's to you then it is good.
There are only a very few types of music that I simply can't listen to any example of for more than a minute or so... rap and 99% of jazz are that way to me... oh... and square dance rap too.
county in the kieth urbanite or whatever vein.. the girly man tight jeans and crying a river on stage sensitive pop country... it is not worth listening to..
cross country.. country rock.. classic rock and texas country, cajoun, rockabilly, all that stuff is gold
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Now I’m not trying to say that all Southern people who talk slowly with a heavy accent really are slow, they just SEEM that way. They just sort of give a similar impression that I get when I see people standing around with their jaws hanging wide open all the time.
;)