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Title: neat new massages
Post by: WWhiskey on October 20, 2007, 07:33:54 PM: go way to quick i just catch snippets of what was posted
i think this is kool but it helps if you can read them
slow this stuff down we got all day to read this new info and a short time to get there lol :aok :O :t
Title: neat new massages
Post by: Panzzer on October 20, 2007, 07:42:25 PM: I haven't gotten any new massages.. I must admit that I haven't been flying that much lately, have I been missing something?
Title: Re: neat new massages
Post by: hunter128 on October 20, 2007, 07:43:10 PM: Quote
Originally posted by WWhiskey
massages

with happy ending?
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Post by: blkmgc on October 20, 2007, 07:45:26 PM: Masagges. Whats the dot command for that one? :D
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Post by: Blooz on October 20, 2007, 07:53:47 PM: No massages here either.

Closest I've got is .chiropractor
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Post by: SteveBailey on October 20, 2007, 08:20:20 PM: Gave myself a massage in the shower.... hey I was just cleanig it really fast.
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Post by: moot on October 20, 2007, 08:51:37 PM: The dirt just wouldn't come off ? :lol
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Post by: Meatwad on October 20, 2007, 09:24:21 PM: Go to Vietnam for massages

They love you long time mighty joe american
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Post by: Slash27 on October 21, 2007, 12:09:20 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SteveBailey
Gave myself a massage in the shower.... hey I was just cleanig it really fast.

sinner
Title: neat new massages
Post by: Arlo on October 21, 2007, 12:38:05 AM: Skinner.
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Post by: BaldEagl on October 21, 2007, 02:28:05 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SteveBailey
Gave myself a massage in the shower.... hey I was just cleanig it really fast.

Blind man.
Title: neat new massages
Post by: Coshy on October 21, 2007, 05:13:00 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SteveBailey
Gave myself a massage in the shower.... hey I was just cleanig it really fast.

Palm shaver
Title: neat new massages
Post by: Sketch on October 21, 2007, 08:53:10 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SteveBailey
Gave myself a massage in the shower.... hey I was just cleanig it really fast.

(http://www.redriderleglamps.com/images/products/shoot%20eye%20out.gif)
:noid
Title: neat new massages
Post by: Jackal1 on October 21, 2007, 09:42:54 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
Go to Vietnam for massages

They love you long time mighty joe american

You numba 10.

:D
Title: neat new massages
Post by: WWhiskey on October 21, 2007, 10:21:39 AM: :lol :rofl :o crazy man just crazy
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Post by: BlueJ1 on October 21, 2007, 11:54:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
Go to Vietnam for massages

They love you long time mighty joe american

Five dollah! Me love you long time.
Title: neat new massages
Post by: Latrobe on October 22, 2007, 12:49:52 PM: Missed a screen shot of a really funny message.

"Did you know is raw beef? Don't let Sudz order it!"

:rofl :rofl

This was a real message I got!
Title: neat new massages
Post by: MajIssue on October 22, 2007, 01:53:32 PM: See Rule #6
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Post by: MajIssue on October 22, 2007, 01:58:49 PM: See Rule #6
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Post by: BlueJ1 on October 22, 2007, 02:06:51 PM: See Rule #5
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Post by: MajIssue on October 22, 2007, 02:12:03 PM: See Rule #6
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Post by: sethipus on October 22, 2007, 02:16:50 PM: Back to the subject of the original post, yeah I like the new messages you get when you're logging in and the map is loading.

I learned something from them already. The true answer to "how high do you have to be to drop a bomb and have it go off?" The answer is that it isn't a height thing at all. It's a distance traveled thing, and the answer is 1000 feet. If you're going really slow you gotta be close to 1000 feet up for the bomb to arm, but if you're really hauling butt, you can be significantly lower than 1000 feet and the forward motion of the bomb will still help it carry over 1000 feet before it hits the ground.

Thanks hitech for these new messages!
Title: neat new massages
Post by: BlueJ1 on October 22, 2007, 02:23:55 PM: See Rule #6
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Post by: Tiger on October 22, 2007, 02:31:23 PM: INteresting how a simple misspelling can cause so much controversy
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Post by: MajIssue on October 22, 2007, 02:37:02 PM: See Rule #6
Title: neat new massages
Post by: BlueJ1 on October 22, 2007, 02:50:15 PM: Quote
Originally posted by MajIssue
See Rule #6

Yes sir. I meant no harm what so ever. I respect all kinds of people no matter where they are from. I will take your suggestion and attribute my quotes from now on. Im sure Meatwad was in the same group as me. Failure to attribute.
Title: neat new massages
Post by: BaldEagl on October 22, 2007, 03:04:55 PM: Quote
Originally posted by MajIssue
See Rule #6

Not sure I saw where that movie quote implied ALL Vietnamese women are prostitutes.

Are you saying comments like these could never be made by a Vietnamese prostitute?

I think you're being a little over-sensative. It might be time to step back and take a few deep breaths.

You're probably old enough to remember the days when taking jabs at any and everything was funny... races, obesity, being ugly, etc., etc. The world has gotten too politically correct IMHO. I don't think these guys were being mean or derogotory, they were just making a joke and not even at anyone in particular's expense.

What fun is life if we can't laugh at ourselves?

BTW, at the risk of seeming insensative... Yo momma's so ugly...
Title: neat new massages
Post by: JB88 on October 22, 2007, 03:25:09 PM: soul brotha too bookoo...too bookoo.
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Post by: RedTop on October 22, 2007, 03:44:25 PM: See Rule #2
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Post by: rednex21 on October 22, 2007, 03:49:43 PM: Take a chill pill man...jeez
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Post by: SD67 on October 22, 2007, 04:24:52 PM: I guess we've highlighted an Major Issue :rofl
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Post by: acfireguy26 on October 22, 2007, 04:56:59 PM: See Rules #2, #5
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Post by: JB88 on October 22, 2007, 05:22:54 PM: See Rule #2
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Post by: stockli on October 22, 2007, 05:34:13 PM: See Rule #2
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Post by: Meatwad on October 22, 2007, 09:54:43 PM: See Rule #2
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Post by: MajIssue on October 23, 2007, 10:04:11 AM: See Rule #2
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Post by: MajIssue on October 23, 2007, 10:15:01 AM: See Rule #2
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Post by: betty on October 23, 2007, 10:16:46 AM: See Rule #2
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Post by: JB73 on October 23, 2007, 10:21:45 AM: See Rule #7
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Post by: acfireguy26 on October 23, 2007, 10:24:50 AM: See Rule #2
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Post by: Meatwad on October 23, 2007, 10:29:13 AM: See Rule #2
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Post by: lengro on October 23, 2007, 10:42:52 AM: See Rule #2
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Post by: 5PointOh on October 23, 2007, 11:15:06 AM: maybe the new messages could be quotes from 200! :aok :rofl
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Post by: B@tfinkV on October 23, 2007, 12:35:57 PM: See Rule #5, #6
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Post by: betty on October 23, 2007, 12:42:51 PM: See Rule #2
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Post by: B@tfinkV on October 23, 2007, 12:51:16 PM: See Rule #2
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Post by: Skuzzy on October 23, 2007, 01:02:46 PM: Get it back on track folks.
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Post by: VonMessa on October 23, 2007, 01:12:53 PM: See Rule #2
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Post by: humble on October 23, 2007, 01:13:07 PM: See Rule #2
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Post by: bkwolf on October 23, 2007, 01:22:06 PM: Quote
Originally posted by blkmgc
Masagges. Whats the dot command for that one? :D

um.. dot rub here?:D
Title: neat new massages
Post by: MajIssue on October 23, 2007, 01:30:13 PM: See Rule #2
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Post by: Skuzzy on October 23, 2007, 01:36:54 PM: If you cannot post to the topic of the thread, then move along.
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Post by: 5PointOh on October 23, 2007, 01:39:14 PM: I'd also like to see updates for the future of AH...like CT starts in 2 weeks. :aok

Lol on topic.
Title: neat new massages
Post by: Latrobe on October 23, 2007, 02:18:35 PM: What WAS the main topic of this thread? :lol

I'd like a message "Did you know La-7's are dweeb planes? Fly it if you want to be known as a dweeb" :D
Title: neat new massages
Post by: VonMessa on October 23, 2007, 02:40:44 PM: Quote
Originally posted by bkwolf
um.. dot rub here?:D

no..... dot rub this

I pre-(ahem) load everything, so I have plenty of time to read them

Hope this is back on track:noid
Title: neat new massages
Post by: Odee on October 23, 2007, 02:49:04 PM: See Rule #2
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Post by: betty on October 23, 2007, 03:13:57 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Skuzzy
Get it back on track folks.

YEAH! WHAT HE SAID! :)
Title: neat new massages
Post by: WWhiskey on October 23, 2007, 04:11:18 PM: thank you
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Post by: Dichotomy on October 23, 2007, 04:13:44 PM: I keep waiting for the

'WHY ARE YOU BOTHERING? HAVE YOU LOOKED AT YOUR SCORE LATELY'
or
'STILL UPPING THE SPITDWEEB? STILL HAVEN'T LEARNED TO FLY?'

Message to pop up on mine :D
Title: neat new massages
Post by: B@tfinkV on October 23, 2007, 04:39:08 PM: we got owned

:cry
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Post by: betty on October 23, 2007, 05:29:41 PM: <---hands batty a tissue....*pat on the back* will be ok. hehe
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Post by: Meatwad on October 23, 2007, 05:46:17 PM: I been vewwy bad...

I sowwy........ :cry
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Post by: McDeath on October 23, 2007, 10:27:58 PM: Quote Skuzzy:

Quote
Five Dollah, Me lock you long time.
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Post by: B@tfinkV on October 24, 2007, 01:04:19 AM: LOL crash.
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Post by: ColKLink on October 24, 2007, 08:04:06 AM: Ya triggered a memory for me, I'll share,....long story short went overseas, (proud U.S.Marine) At a local bar in henoko japan, (near camp schawb) Im getting hammered w/ a few from our platoon, Along comes "waitress" thats says " o" you newbie",....this is the punchline so hang on,... "I love you longtime no b.s. jarhead"....... I was stunned i was called a jarhead by a 4'5 in 75 lb japanese gal,.....I still laugh my butt off when I recall that. "welcome to the beautiful island of okinawa." it was a long yr.:rolleyes:
Title: neat new massages
Post by: Odee on October 24, 2007, 08:25:50 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Odee
See Rule #2
Oh geeze guys... It was the MESSAGE, not MASSAGE???
I am so :o

Yeah... Right on! Power to the MESsAGE BOX!

Need to name that thing the SAGE BOX, because of all the great advice that pops up in it.

Yeah. I VOTE NAME THE BOX! SAGE BOX!

Okay Skuzzy, I'll take my free three months game time starting in November, tyvm :aok
Title: neat new massages
Post by: betty on October 24, 2007, 09:01:45 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Odee
Oh geeze guys... It was the MESSAGE, not MASSAGE???
I am so :o

Yeah... Right on! Power to the MESsAGE BOX!

Need to name that thing the SAGE BOX, because of all the great advice that pops up in it.

Yeah. I VOTE NAME THE BOX! SAGE BOX!

Okay Skuzzy, I'll take my free three months game time starting in November, tyvm :aok

:huh
Title: neat new massages
Post by: Odee on October 24, 2007, 09:02:43 AM: Quote
Originally posted by betty
:huh
What? What?
:noid