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Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Neubob on October 22, 2007, 08:12:01 PM

It will be a mandatory feature on all aircraft piloted by pilots who have been deemed to be 'weenies', 'dweebs', 'studmuffins', or 'women', by a committee consisting of pilots who are, based on historical community consensus, farthest from the definition of any of the aforementioned terms.


Candidates for the slots are nominated by fellow pilots.
100 pilots will be selected, monthly.


All candidates selected, through a majority vote by the committee, will have breasts on their plane until the next selection cycle--at which point the pilot will be granted a review and potential cancellation of the status.

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Dichotomy on October 22, 2007, 10:02:39 PM

Bob you are NOT hanging boobs on my plane or GV's.  There's already one in the drivers seat. :lol

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Rino on October 22, 2007, 10:33:30 PM

So what we need is a Twin P-47? :D

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: sgt203 on October 22, 2007, 11:53:25 PM

LOL I want to fly the 38 DD.....

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Scca on October 23, 2007, 07:15:12 AM

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Originally posted by sgt203
LOL I want to fly the 38 DD.....

LOL...  I think I pee'd my pants..

Now THAT was funny....

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Denholm on October 23, 2007, 09:05:46 AM

Neubob, I know a good doctor on the corner lot. Come follow the *ehem*...

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Greebo on October 23, 2007, 09:22:07 AM

Good idea! Would be ideal for milkrunners......

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Neubob on October 23, 2007, 09:42:28 AM

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Originally posted by Denholm
Neubob, I know a good doctor on the corner lot. Come follow the *ehem*...

Just because it works on the choirboys doesn't mean it'll work on me.

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Denholm on October 23, 2007, 02:41:36 PM

(http://www.richardseah.com/images/chicken3.jpg)
Now mister, I told you to go to the doctor's office! You either do it or I'll peck at you.

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Arlo on October 23, 2007, 03:33:02 PM

Cawd .... what some won't do when they're bored and need attention. ;)

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: VonMessa on October 23, 2007, 03:54:06 PM

I'd prefer breasts IN my aircraft.  Might affect my already piss-poor SA though.

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Neubob on October 23, 2007, 04:25:12 PM

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Originally posted by Arlo
Cawd .... what some won't do when they're bored and need attention. ;)

What are you trying to say to me, Arlo?

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: BaldEagl on October 23, 2007, 04:26:30 PM

What he didn't tell you is they are going to be his breasts... eewww.

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Post by: Whitten on October 23, 2007, 05:53:07 PM

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It will be a mandatory feature on all aircraft piloted by pilots who have been deemed to be 'weenies', 'dweebs', 'studmuffins', or 'women'

Neubob you have very poor taste and absolutely no class whatsoever. I honestly don’t understand how you find humor in this.

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Neubob on October 23, 2007, 06:21:24 PM

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Originally posted by Whitten
Neubob you have very poor taste and absolutely no class whatsoever. I honestly don’t understand how you find humor in this.

Lol. Nice try.

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Meatwad on October 23, 2007, 06:29:04 PM

Neubob where in the world did your sig come from? Looks like a fun game to annoy people

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Neubob on October 23, 2007, 08:29:02 PM

It was a quote from a poster who was generally disgusted with the population of the forum, and voiced his desire to leave the planet, putting all who remain out of their misery by blowing the sun on his way out.

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Arlo on October 23, 2007, 08:30:49 PM

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Originally posted by Neubob
What are you trying to say to me, Arlo?

Something rather straightforward. Didn't work, I see.

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Neubob on October 23, 2007, 09:11:16 PM

I just thought your statement was a little paradoxical, so I foolishly gave you the benefit of the doubt.

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Arlo on October 23, 2007, 09:30:52 PM

I'm not surprised you know neither what a paradox is nor where the off topic discussions belong (though you're trying to pretend you're being topical). Enjoy the attention and the abuse. ;) :aok :noid

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Neubob on October 23, 2007, 09:38:16 PM

The paradox is that it should require even more desperation to start playing hall monitor and making chastising response posts on a forum that is as often off topic as any of the others on this website.

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Arlo on October 23, 2007, 09:43:28 PM

Ahhhh .... you were shooting for "irony" but grabbed any old word you thought would work while you vainly attempted to justify your blatherings.

I'm cool with that. Carry on, Jethro. :D

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Neubob on October 23, 2007, 10:06:44 PM

In the process of finding fault with my attention-getting tactics, you actually contributed more to the prominence of this thread than anybody besides me.

Go look up 'paradox'... If you can't shoehorn the above situation into any of the definitions you find in any English Dictionary, then I really think it's time to change your batteries, Arlo.

Feel free to respond as often as you like, though.

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Arlo on October 23, 2007, 10:10:31 PM

Show your gratitude, then, Jethro. That isn't done by asking me to look up definitions for you when you abuse the English language. Do it yourself. Post the results and gloat. I'm looking forward to it. ;)

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Neubob on October 23, 2007, 10:24:17 PM

paradox (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/paradox)

Now leave me to my abuse. I can't enjoy it as much with your persistent buzzing.

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Arlo on October 23, 2007, 10:36:17 PM

Sigh. Can't leave well enough alone when you embarrass yourself. Ok, here ya go:

Ironic

2. Characterized by often poignant difference or incongruity between what is expected and what actually is; "madness, an ironic fate for such a clear thinker"; "it was ironical that the well-planned scheme failed so completely".

par·a·dox       n.  

A seemingly contradictory statement that may nonetheless be true: the paradox that standing is more tiring than walking.

There ya go, Jethro. From now on tie your own. ;)

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Neubob on October 23, 2007, 10:55:14 PM

Self-contradictory, Alro, the very core of that definition.

Your entire statement. Your entire presence on this thread, is a paradox.

While what you say may be true about me, you contradict the very spirit of your statement by saying the way you do, in the place you do, and repeating it as many times as you have. To me that's paradoxical.

Not Ironic, because I make no value judgments on it... just a paradox... A state of affairs inconsistent with its own apparent nature. A self-perpetuating contradiction.

An absurdity, Arlo... An absurdity.

Now make post #7 and drive the point home.

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Arlo on October 23, 2007, 11:07:05 PM

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Originally posted by Neubob
To me that's paradoxical.

To you .... there's a lot of things that seem like a lot of things, Jethro. Thanks for sharing them all. :D

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Denholm on October 24, 2007, 10:06:19 AM

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Originally posted by Neubob
(http://www.speakeasydesigns.com/richter/pix/nerd.jpg)

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: 64kills on October 24, 2007, 06:14:57 PM

Neubob,who desides what size is going to be on the plane?

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Rino on October 24, 2007, 06:51:31 PM

The P.I.C.  of course..most folks have their own preferences :D

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Neubob on October 24, 2007, 06:52:17 PM

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Originally posted by 64kills
Neubob,who desides what size is going to be on the plane?

I think that the size would depend completely on the person's rank within the list. The closer to number one that he is placed, the larger the breasts.

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: chrish483 on October 26, 2007, 04:56:45 PM

if they have those big ones on the front   the plane should be made "nose heavy"  and hard to keep level:rofl

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: chrish483 on October 26, 2007, 05:02:30 PM

i dont know tho,  if your pulling out of a steep dive you could give those GV drivers a black eye:lol   and also pulling out of adive the G force would make them real sagy looking and the look of those flapping in the wind back by the tail would get people laughing to hard:lol

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: RATTFINK on October 26, 2007, 11:43:40 PM

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Originally posted by sgt203
LOL I want to fly the 38 DD.....

Holy fluff'n shhhh!ttt, that has got to be the funniest one liner.


Oh, we found these in the hanger...






(http://www.txroadrunners.com/images/pics/Funny6/HugeBra.jpg)

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: sgt203 on October 27, 2007, 10:31:24 PM

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Originally posted by RATTFINK
Holy fluff'n shhhh!ttt, that has got to be the funniest one liner.


Oh, we found these in the hanger...






(http://www.txroadrunners.com/images/pics/Funny6/HugeBra.jpg)

ROFL............ Ratt you and your pics

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Capt.Joe on November 22, 2007, 10:44:50 PM

Ahhh another excellent thread to add to my list :D

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: trigger2 on November 24, 2007, 03:05:01 AM

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Originally posted by Denholm
(http://www.richardseah.com/images/chicken3.jpg)
Now mister, I told you to go to the doctor's office! You either do it or I'll peck at you.

Geeze Denholm...
I'm almost afraid to see what other pic's you got on that computer of yours :]

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: B@tfinkV on November 24, 2007, 04:15:00 AM

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Originally posted by Greebo
Good idea! Would be ideal for milkrunners......

:rofl

humour so smart its wasted on us heathens...

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: scottydawg on November 26, 2007, 11:54:10 AM

I am disappointed at the total lack of photoshops in this thread.

Title: Thought I'd kill two birds with stone
Post by: oboe on November 27, 2007, 04:06:35 PM

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/81_1109977312_airacutie.jpg)

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: Gowan on November 27, 2007, 04:08:05 PM

:aok :aok :aok

Title: Planes with breasts
Post by: scottydawg on November 27, 2007, 05:10:57 PM

...aaaand Oboe is bringing the win into the thread.