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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: wrag on October 25, 2007, 12:21:00 PM
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A man and a woman are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold, Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
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hahaha! That's horrible!
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Rising BAC levels invalidates the test--if cops get there in time
Half a bottle on an average sized guy may not be enough to get him past .08
Her finger prints are on the bottle.
If the cops follow up on the story, maybe they'll come up with a receipt indicating who purchased the bottle. If they really follow up, maybe the liquor store will confirm his story.
Any decent lawyer should be able to get him off, file a civil claim against her for intentional infliction of emotional distress, and perhaps sell the idea to a DA to get her on some criminal charges as well.
Good joke though.
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Originally posted by Neubob
Rising BAC levels invalidates the test--if cops get there in time
Half a bottle on an average sized guy may not be enough to get him past .08
Her finger prints are on the bottle.
If the cops follow up on the story, maybe they'll come up with a receipt indicating who purchased the bottle. If they really follow up, maybe the liquor store will confirm his story.
Any decent lawyer should be able to get him off, counterclaim her into civil court for intentional infliction of emotional distress, and perhaps sell the idea to a DA to get her on some criminal charges as well.
Good joke though.
WTG Bob, :aok just ruin the joke why dont ya ...:p ... you need to relax a little, I think you might be holding on to tight... :D
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Originally posted by Airscrew
WTG Bob, :aok just ruin the joke why dont ya ...:p ... you need to relax a little, I think you might be holding on to tight... :D
If I cling too tightly, am I gonna lose control?
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Oh god, I'm not even going there... driver this is my stop ...
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Originally posted by Airscrew
Oh god, I'm not even going there... driver this is my stop ...
Hey!
You started this. Now be a man and quote .38 special!
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Originally posted by Neubob
Hey!
You started this. Now be a man and quote .38 special!
Well if I have too....
So hold on loosely .... But don't let go
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You can see it all around you
Good living gone bad
Usually it's too late
When you realize what you had.
:aok
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Niiiiiice!!!
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Originally posted by Airscrew
WTG Bob, :aok just ruin the joke why dont ya ...:p ...
Law School does that to us.
-Sik
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Originally posted by Sikboy
Law School does that to us.
-Sik
Don't look now but I think some lawyer input is being solicited in the "Man Suing the westboro church" thread. :)
TIGERESS
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Change the joke so it is Hillary.
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Originally posted by GtoRA2
Change the joke so it is Hillary.
:rofl :aok now THATS a joke