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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: B@tfinkV on October 25, 2007, 09:28:21 PM
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seriously, reading Dicho's thread got me thinking... who is setup and peppered already?
i hope when WW3 does arrive everyone will be lightly peppered and possibly even smothered in a fine mustard sauce.
I had another A-bomb dream last night, and they are becoming more frequent over the last 5 months.
there is no time to prepare condiments at the last minute. who here is already peppered and who isnt?
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paprika and cayenne pepper here :lol
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Nurse, Bats off his meds again.........oh, and I need to clean my monitor, desk and keyboard - again....*makes mental note, dont read this board when drinking coffee, its not good for your nose, laptop or work area*
Cheers Bat, needed a giggle just now...:aok
Wurzel
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Insert my pic here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueuauKKjPZI
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sheesh B@t... don't you know you're supposed to be marinated? Pepper? PSH... at least get a good rub on you before you're flame broiled. :lol
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Im salted
but...
Serenity is pineappled :rofl :D
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I like this stuff:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Charo_white_bg.jpg)
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I want a good a-bomb dream. Lately all I have been having are all night zombie epics, though on par with what Romero puts out they are starting to get old. Watching The Peoples Republic of Multnomah county take a direct hit with John Lithgow and his Bigfoot friend would rock.
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heh, unfortunately the dreams always involve me being hit in the mid range destruction zone. no insta-vapour death just intense heat, flesh searing and bubbling, knowing what is happening but not able to do anything. this last dream I was driving with my brother and father in the car, we saw the missle coming down as a faint white trail and dim light, then all at once it rushes into 3D and streaks across the sky to hit about 25 miles away behind us. we had time to say 'oh no, its a missle'.
other ones have been in America, i was visiting my squady Redtop and we were at an airshow somewhere. i remember my t-shirt burning off my back as i am weakly crawling into an elevator and hitting the basement button.
i will swap you a nook dream for a zombie one, i will even throw in an 'I can FLY!' dream to sweeten the deal, i dont want anymore nook dreams.
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Iran on your mind? :D
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Are we talking Dr. Pepper? 'Cause if so, I'm thoroughly Peppered.
PS to Eskimo... Out of curiosity, how much do you pay for a bottle of Tapatio in Ohio? I saw a 5oz bottle going for 9 bucks in a touristy store in Duluth, MN. Made me chuckle, as it can be found for as cheap as a buck for a 10oz bottle 'round these parts. Tapatio = goodness.
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Sarah Connor: On August 29th, 1997, it's gonna feel pretty ****ing real to you too. Anybody not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day. Get it?
Regards,
Sun
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My sigline, I'm prepared...
Dear Sir, I am glad to hear that your studio audience disapproves of the last skit as strongly as I. As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs? Yours etc. Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.
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Don`t know about peppered, but being a little salty in such times would not be a bad thing.
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Tapatio is decent.
Many American hot sauces have too much salt.
I make my own. Nine different kinds.
I'm in the process of making 2 different kinds now with the harvest. I have folks from this board I promised sauce & seeds to I need to get sauce to.
68ROX
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See Rule #7
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hmmm. car falling turns into a plane dream. never had that one! i feel im missing out now. perhaps it relates to something in your life that was spiraling down out of your control but you got a grip and sorted it out at the last minute. i dont really know.
i hadnt read the hydra thread, but now i am going to :D
my dreams have predicted the future before, i know how that sounds......yup.....loony over here.
It is my thoughts that we are no more than 5 years away from the first large scale nuke attack since japan and this time it will not be the 'allies' setting it off.
but im not really worried. you either die or you don't.
my advice? go out and drink and laugh and indulge in your passions as much as you can. life will be alot different in 20 years.
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
hmmm. car falling turns into a plane dream. never had that one! i feel im missing out now. perhaps it relates to something in your life that was spiraling down out of your control but you got a grip and sorted it out at the last minute. i dont really know.
i hadnt read the hydra thread, but now i am going to :D
my dreams have predicted the future before, i know how that sounds......yup.....loony over here.
It is my thoughts that we are no more than 5 years away from the first large scale nuke attack since japan and this time it will not be the 'allies' setting it off.
but im not really worried. you either die or you don't.
my advice? go out and drink and laugh and indulge in your passions as much as you can. life will be alot different in 20 years.
opps... sorry I mentioned the Hydra thread.
TIGERESS
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Originally posted by SOB
Are we talking Dr. Pepper? 'Cause if so, I'm thoroughly Peppered.
PS to Eskimo... Out of curiosity, how much do you pay for a bottle of Tapatio in Ohio? I saw a 5oz bottle going for 9 bucks in a touristy store in Duluth, MN. Made me chuckle, as it can be found for as cheap as a buck for a 10oz bottle 'round these parts. Tapatio = goodness.
Ever try Cholula Sauce? mmmmm....
It's front row, center.
TIGERESS
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/362832077_c39dfa593c.jpg)
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batfink... if you can see the future and we only have 5 years... that is still good news.
end of the world 5 years ahead is still lots of time for you to form your cult. the best way is to get married women and good looking single women to buy into it at first.. the married ones will either drag the men in or... take the children with em... the good looking women will drag in the men so desperate for sex that they will buy into anything if it even looks like a lottery win chance of getting laid.
lazs
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Originally posted by lazs2
batfink... if you can see the future and we only have 5 years... that is still good news.
end of the world 5 years ahead is still lots of time for you to form your cult. the best way is to get married women and good looking single women to buy into it at first.. the married ones will either drag the men in or... take the children with em... the good looking women will drag in the men so desperate for sex that they will buy into anything if it even looks like a lottery win chance of getting laid.
lazs
I see you have put a lot of thought into this! :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Lazs' harem, right...
(http://www.library.ucla.edu/libraries/special/wildershores/images/HaremPainting_small.jpg)
TIGERESS
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Originally posted by lazs2
batfink... if you can see the future and we only have 5 years... that is still good news.
end of the world 5 years ahead is still lots of time for you to form your cult. the best way is to get married women and good looking single women to buy into it at first.. the married ones will either drag the men in or... take the children with em... the good looking women will drag in the men so desperate for sex that they will buy into anything if it even looks like a lottery win chance of getting laid.
lazs
brilliant!
i will need security, preferably someone with a lot of large calibre pistols, you need a job?
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Psssst....
B@tfinkV check this out.
Global Warming
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:O
Sweet Dreams
Mac
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strangely enough, i love watching nukes blow up. they look so damn cool.
nice pic.
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batfink... depends... I might be interested in the job once you are up and running. lets see what ya got. Hairy legged, depressed chicks aint gonna do it tho. Money is good tho.
lazs
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Originally posted by lazs2
batfink... depends... I might be interested in the job once you are up and running. lets see what ya got. Hairy legged, depressed chicks aint gonna do it tho. Money is good tho.
lazs
I am quite sure for Bat, they would shave their legs and put on a big smile!
They would likely put on make-up! he is such a sweetie-pie!
Aren't ya, dear?
TIGERESS
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Ok.. I'll take a few of those loonies once in a while but...
I still want the money and the firearms and... the company car.
lazs
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Originally posted by SOB
Are we talking Dr. Pepper? 'Cause if so, I'm thoroughly Peppered.
PS to Eskimo... Out of curiosity, how much do you pay for a bottle of Tapatio in Ohio? I saw a 5oz bottle going for 9 bucks in a touristy store in Duluth, MN. Made me chuckle, as it can be found for as cheap as a buck for a 10oz bottle 'round these parts. Tapatio = goodness.
They sell the 10 oz here in grocery stores. It wasn't a buck, but I don't think it was much over $2 maybe $3.
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
brilliant!
i will need security, preferably someone with a lot of large calibre pistols, you need a job?
You got good insurance and a 401k?
I'd be willing to delay starting my own whack-job-end-of-the-world-cult to run security for someone elses. You don't have to worry about going out Waco style with me running the show. I've got contacts with former a soviet army colonel that can get us the god stuff to fight back against the feds... you just gotta get some rich people to join to help bankroll it.
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I dunno about a ww3 dream, but I've had recurring dreams of cutting my lawn. I'm not sure what that means, because I don't have a lawn but who knows maybe it's about ww3.
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Originally posted by crockett
I dunno about a ww3 dream, but I've had recurring dreams of cutting my lawn. I'm not sure what that means, because I don't have a lawn but who knows maybe it's about ww3.
If not already so, it means you will be married in a year.
TIGERESS
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Lazs you get the car, the guns a regular % of the looting and licence to kill on your judgment.
the official title would be Peace Officer for diplomatic reasons but more the job would be Lethal Enforcer. like judge dredd but not as pansy.
Tigress would hopefully accept the Chief Booty Recruiter possition so that would solve that problem.
i may have a sweet exterior but inside im dark like the devil's spit. this of course is essential for the proper running of this new world but not so good for attracting women who shave thier legs, especialy when i accidently sacrifice them to our pagan god (me)
Tigerguy is officialy the explosives and espionage officer. his russian contacts will serve us well untill we choose to over throw them and take thier vodka and dancing bears for our own.
plan B, if the nooks dont go off in 5 years we get some and do it ourselves.
we will also need a nutrition officer and financial manager. please apply within.health care not provided if you are too weak we will put yuo down for your own sake and at a very fair discount price on the coffin.