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Title: drunk driver - texas style
Post by: JB88 on October 28, 2007, 08:00:32 PM

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin, Texas after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other
patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

Title: drunk driver - texas style
Post by: AWMac on October 28, 2007, 08:14:55 PM

(http://wahrefugecentre.org/Quickstart/ImageLib/Skunk.jpg)
Man that joke stunk!!!

:p

Mac

Title: drunk driver - texas style
Post by: AWMac on October 28, 2007, 08:31:57 PM

Quote

Originally posted by JB88
it's not the joke mac.  it's the smell of old people.  

think you'd be used to it by now.

:cool:

:p :D

I knew I shoulda stayed upwind from you.

:D

Mac

Title: drunk driver - texas style
Post by: JB88 on October 28, 2007, 08:46:58 PM

heh.  i deleted it for rewording but got stuck watching dexter.
:D

Title: drunk driver - texas style
Post by: Wes14 on October 28, 2007, 08:58:37 PM

(http://209.85.12.227/html/emoticons/blink.gif)

Title: drunk driver - texas style
Post by: JB88 on October 28, 2007, 08:59:43 PM

alright...

who let the mook in?

:confused:

Title: drunk driver - texas style
Post by: Wes14 on October 28, 2007, 09:05:16 PM

you did.

Title: drunk driver - texas style
Post by: BlueJ1 on October 28, 2007, 09:18:06 PM

JB88:Mooks! Whats is your profession?!

Mooks: Mook!

Title: drunk driver - texas style
Post by: Meatwad on October 28, 2007, 09:31:01 PM

Mook.

Mook mook mook?

Moooooook


Mook!



Mook..........



MOOOOOOOK :cry

Title: drunk driver - texas style
Post by: JB88 on October 28, 2007, 09:49:59 PM

(http://www.augustbach.com/mook.jpg)

Title: drunk driver - texas style
Post by: Mark Luper on October 28, 2007, 09:53:42 PM

I thought it was a pretty funny joke myself JB.

Mark

Title: drunk driver - texas style
Post by: JB88 on October 28, 2007, 10:00:16 PM

you sir are man amongst mooks.

Title: drunk driver - texas style
Post by: storch on October 28, 2007, 10:11:13 PM

that was funny