Aces High Bulletin Board

General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: 68ROX on October 29, 2007, 02:00:17 PM

Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: 68ROX on October 29, 2007, 02:00:17 PM
Won't mention the ID....

Was at 29....field was de-acked and nearly capped...

See a spit upping and egged 'em....Kill #1.

Bish Spit pilot PM's me how lame I was to vulch him...Laugh #1

See another spit upping and egged him....Kill #2.

First Spit pilot PM's me again how lame I was, and that I was going to die....Laugh #2.

Landed the two scalps for name in lights....Laugh #3

Upping from a field under heavy attack is risky...EXPECT to get whacked.

Thanks for the LAUGHS!

Laughing makes you live longer.


68ROX
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: Latrobe on October 29, 2007, 02:13:58 PM
Had some good laughs at A1 in LWOrange last night. Took a flak from the spawn point all the way to the field without being seen, and field was already deacked too! As soon as I got there other rooks in planes made it to A1, so I set up by a runway. Kept blowing the same 4 people away before Fringe got his little tank out and kiled me :) . Was so fun, 15 total kills :D
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: BaldEagl on October 29, 2007, 02:34:23 PM
I had a great laugh a week or two ago.  I was chasing a set of mid-level B24's (~6K) over one of our bases.  I took one failed pass and saw the guy spraying from the rear gun.  I also saw a mountain in front of us.  I held position just out of his guns range and he stayed in the rear guns as he augered all three buffs into the mountainside
:rofl

Three proxies.  No shots fired.
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: Latrobe on October 29, 2007, 02:42:26 PM
:lol  I've been shot at by bombers 3.0k out before. Wonder if they know they can't hit that far. :lol
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: Dichotomy on October 29, 2007, 02:46:39 PM
Quote
Originally posted by BaldEagl
I had a great laugh a week or two ago.  I was chasing a set of mid-level B24's (~6K) over one of our bases.  I took one failed pass and saw the guy spraying from the rear gun.  I also saw a mountain in front of us.  I held position just out of his guns range and he stayed in the rear guns as he augered all three buffs into the mountainside
:rofl

Three proxies.  No shots fired.


oh please tell me you were rolling film :D
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: BaldEagl on October 29, 2007, 02:49:35 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Dichotomy
oh please tell me you were rolling film :D


No.  I never film.  Kind of wish I would have thoough.
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: 68ROX on October 29, 2007, 02:51:50 PM
These are GREAT, guys....

Please keep 'em coming!



68ROX
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: whels on October 29, 2007, 02:59:53 PM
I was flying goon with field supps to a base under attack. i see 2 high Tiffs ib, im near a mountain side. they see me and proceed to dive on (both Tiffs). when they get 2k out i pull up  into a high yo/hammerhead against the side of the mountain. couple seconds later splatt-splatt 2 Tiff kills LOL.

Whels
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: WMLute on October 29, 2007, 03:04:10 PM
Last night I caught a guy low/slow in a pony and killed 'em quick (Was in a spit) and was then p.m.'d at length about what a dweeb I was, and how I would have been DEAD MEAT if I wasn't in a spit.

Over the next hour I caught a few assists on said player (who was in a la7 HO'ing everything in sight, flat turning, and dying dumb) and finally got him into the DA.

OH the whines.

This player was quite upset by my "phoney rules" that I used.  
(co alt, co e, same plane, guns cold 1st pass)  
They were even more upset after dying three times in a row in one move.

The fourth fight was hillarious.  They climbed above the agreed alt, and came in guns blazing trying to HO me on the initial merge.  They then extended out a few K, reversed, and tried again.  Killed 'em on the 3rd "try".  They couldn't even land a bullet.

They got mad and logged.

EVERYTHING was at fault EXCEPT for their flying according to them.  They died in 2 seconds because of the rules, or how AcesHigh was "wrong" and planes can't fly like that.  The player had no concept of what a merge was, or what to do outside of pointing their nose at you and holding down the trigger.

Boy I got a kick out of it all.

I then spent over an hour w/ a squaddie and 1SADS doing some training and had a blast.
( Sads thanks for you help)
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: Stang on October 29, 2007, 04:05:25 PM
Bombvulching rawks.
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: Bronk on October 29, 2007, 04:28:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Stang
Bombvulching rawks.

Only topped by the rocket vulch.:D
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: betty on October 29, 2007, 04:30:16 PM
one time....in AH......







:D
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: JimBeam on October 29, 2007, 04:35:51 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Bronk
Only topped by the rocket vulch.:D


i dont know i think bomb vulching is alittle tougher... it takes better timing
nothing better than catching a buff mission on the runway
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: Bronk on October 29, 2007, 04:38:17 PM
Quote
Originally posted by JimBeam
i dont know i think bomb vulching is alittle tougher... it takes better timing
nothing better than catching a buff mission on the runway


Ahh but you get many, many more tries depending on your AC of choice.
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: rabbidrabbit on October 29, 2007, 04:52:20 PM
Top 5 ways you know you know you have arrived.... when:

5)  You get called a dweeb on 200.

4)  You are accused of cheating on 200.

3)  You get PM'd the same.

2)  They accuse HTC of making your side tougher than theirs.

The number one way you know you have made it....  

1)  Someone threatens to beat you up at the next Con.

If you got all 5, you are a god.  Welcome to Aces High!
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: Dichotomy on October 29, 2007, 06:17:02 PM
hmmm I've only gotten one of those..

I really AM the suxor :cry
Title: Re: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: TwentyFo on October 29, 2007, 06:26:48 PM
Quote
Originally posted by 68ROX
Won't mention the ID....

Was at 29....field was de-acked and nearly capped...

See a spit upping and egged 'em....Kill #1.

Bish Spit pilot PM's me how lame I was to vulch him...Laugh #1

See another spit upping and egged him....Kill #2.

First Spit pilot PM's me again how lame I was, and that I was going to die....Laugh #2.

Landed the two scalps for name in lights....Laugh #3

Upping from a field under heavy attack is risky...EXPECT to get whacked.

Thanks for the LAUGHS!

Laughing makes you live longer.


68ROX


It was me....I was the Pm'er. 9 out of 10 times I am also laughing. During your sortie I laughed 5 times, which is 2 more than you. Ha. See I got you :p

P.S.---what do u think about my computer specs? Also, why do people put up how "good" their system is?
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: Speed55 on October 29, 2007, 06:30:50 PM
About a month ago i upped from a semi-capped field..  I watched from the tower as the 2 main vulchers were on there zoom climbs. I quickly click SE runway.

Hit WEP, rolling quick, 1 notch of flaps.  Look up and see a 234 diving the field towards me.   LOL, dweeb..  no foward firing guns.   I'm gonna HO your arse.    See the bomb drop...  see the bomb getting closer.. see the bomb hit the ground and hear the explosion..  

... sent back to the tower scratching my head in a somber moment.  :huh
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: Latrobe on October 29, 2007, 08:27:06 PM
Quote
Originally posted by WMLute
Last night I caught a guy low/slow in a pony and killed 'em quick (Was in a spit) and was then p.m.'d at length about what a dweeb I was, and how I would have been DEAD MEAT if I wasn't in a spit.

Over the next hour I caught a few assists on said player (who was in a la7 HO'ing everything in sight, flat turning, and dying dumb) and finally got him into the DA.

OH the whines.

This player was quite upset by my "phoney rules" that I used.  
(co alt, co e, same plane, guns cold 1st pass)  
They were even more upset after dying three times in a row in one move.

The fourth fight was hillarious.  They climbed above the agreed alt, and came in guns blazing trying to HO me on the initial merge.  They then extended out a few K, reversed, and tried again.  Killed 'em on the 3rd "try".  They couldn't even land a bullet.

They got mad and logged.

EVERYTHING was at fault EXCEPT for their flying according to them.  They died in 2 seconds because of the rules, or how AcesHigh was "wrong" and planes can't fly like that.  The player had no concept of what a merge was, or what to do outside of pointing their nose at you and holding down the trigger.

Boy I got a kick out of it all.

I then spent over an hour w/ a squaddie and 1SADS doing some training and had a blast.
( Sads thanks for you help)


You went from 1 person to 2 at the DA part :lol . Were there more than 1 that you totally owned? :)

------------------------------------------------------

Had some fun tonight, caught a P-51 low alt, dove in behind him, got 200 out, he saw me and tryed to turn...too late ;) . Few minutes later I see a 109K4 low and climbing, I dive in, get 200 out and tear him apart. Wings fall off, tails missing, oil hit :lol . A8Balls had 2 las, niki, and 1 spit on him. Me and some other rooks dive in to help and A8Balls ropes them. None of them saw us coming and every single plane dies :rofl (unfortunatly so does Balls :cry )

This all happened in a sortie where I land 12 kills in my spit 16 :aok
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: pluck on October 29, 2007, 08:36:32 PM
I'm going to start HOing people with rockets.  I've tried a few times in the past, but was not able to connect.  Don't know why I thought/remembered this now.  Even if you don't connect, you are bound to get a response.  And if I'm flying and I see one of you guys try to HO me with rockets, I will be rolling.
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: Snubby on October 29, 2007, 09:10:12 PM
Last night I was on another of Facon23's massive base taking missions..  this time for whatever the mission was more uber than usual, something in the neighborhood of 30 to 50 bombers and  15 to 25 fighters..  just MASSIVE

we roll on to the target base like a swarm of locusts and there are just 2 fighters up..  I could almost see the eyes bugging in the NME cockpits...  I was rolling with laughter imagening what it must be like to up from your base and look over and see that you could walk 5 miles on red icons..:lol
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: mensa180 on October 29, 2007, 09:20:37 PM
I remember flying along over the hangers at my field and out of nowhere bombs everywhere hit me.  Turns out TeeArr was going for the hangers, but got me as well.  We both laughed about that one.
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: SEseph on October 29, 2007, 10:10:04 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Latrobe
You went from 1 person to 2 at the DA part :lol . Were there more than 1 that you totally owned? :)


I think he used 'They' in reffrence only to the unnamed, not multiple crappy pilots :)

I've dive bombed a few peeps on the rearm pad, that has to be better than vulching, cause you know there's a good chance you ruined someone's day by making them realize "I should have freakin landed" lol

Best kill though by far was in the DA.. guy had me on my last legs.. then rammed into my rear, forcing him down. Moments later, before his splat, my engine quit, then down. Was a great fight, but when you didn't hit them once and they do that.. SWEET
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: Latrobe on October 29, 2007, 10:17:01 PM
Quote
Originally posted by pluck
I'm going to start HOing people with rockets.  I've tried a few times in the past, but was not able to connect.  Don't know why I thought/remembered this now.  Even if you don't connect, you are bound to get a response.  And if I'm flying and I see one of you guys try to HO me with rockets, I will be rolling.


Don't forget to yell out on range channel "Fox 2!" :lol
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: Messiah on October 29, 2007, 10:19:15 PM
*chuckle chuckle chuckle*  üüWho am I_
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: Trukk on October 30, 2007, 05:16:07 AM
Quote
Originally posted by BaldEagl
I had a great laugh a week or two ago.  I was chasing a set of mid-level B24's (~6K) over one of our bases.  I took one failed pass and saw the guy spraying from the rear gun.  I also saw a mountain in front of us.  I held position just out of his guns range and he stayed in the rear guns as he augered all three buffs into the mountainside
:rofl

Three proxies.  No shots fired.


Bah that's nothing.  When we first came over to AH we grabbed some B26s and were heading out from some field when a bandit attacked from our six.  We were having such a hoot shooting at this guy and talking to each other on TS that we ALL flew into a hill.  Whoever it was got about 15 or 18 proxy kills!
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: Solar10 on October 30, 2007, 11:48:46 AM
A few years ago I was in a typhoon when I saw a set of Lancs above me.  I started to climb after them.  I was directly under them at about 5K and they were about 3K away when I looked up. That was when I saw it...  a cloud of eggs heading my way.  I wonder if... BOOM... back to the tower.

:(

I suppose that's why they don't have a ball turret. :lol
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: Xasthur on October 30, 2007, 12:11:47 PM
Quote
Originally posted by BaldEagl
I had a great laugh a week or two ago.  I was chasing a set of mid-level B24's (~6K) over one of our bases.  I took one failed pass and saw the guy spraying from the rear gun.  I also saw a mountain in front of us.  I held position just out of his guns range and he stayed in the rear guns as he augered all three buffs into the mountainside
:rofl

Three proxies.  No shots fired.


I must be lucky... that happens to me all the time...

If you're lucky enough to catch the start of a loose buff raid...Ohhhh man...the kills flow.

Blow through, get a couple of pings on them.... fake an attack.... play just inside their gun range.... Boom.....boom....boom.

You have killed:
#1
#2
#3
#4
# etc

hahah. Such a good laugh.


I did that in a 262 once... very easy way to avoid nasty oil leaks when deep in enemy territory.

:rofl
Title: Thanks For the LAUGHS!
Post by: Xasthur on October 30, 2007, 12:19:49 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Stang
Bombvulching rawks.


I reckon.

I remember one of my first days in AH...

I was at about 9K in a jabo Dora...

I bombed the runway from wayyyyy up there......

Quite some time later.... You have killed ......#1, You have killed ......#2

Hahaha. 1 x 500Kg bomb carried by a 190D

:aok