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Title: Engrish
Post by: Meatwad on October 30, 2007, 09:57:05 PM
Here is thing of sorts to pass the time if you are bored and kill a few minutes notice.

http://shoppinghappytime.ytmnd.com/
http://wemakefunofthejapanese.ytmnd.com/
http://aceytmnd.ytmnd.com/
http://whitechristmasengrish.ytmnd.com/
http://retardanimegirl.ytmnd.com/


Sorry for the minutes you will never get back :(
Title: Engrish
Post by: SEseph on October 31, 2007, 01:47:33 AM
ROFL I love this kind of stuff. I'll have to find it tomorrow, but I recently placed an order for an MP3 player from China and the engrish is great.. spelling is horrible, grammar is worse! I laughed the whole time I was trying to figure the thing out.
Title: Engrish
Post by: Keiler on October 31, 2007, 06:10:29 AM
:rofl

Always wanted to eat the cheese named "Roguefart"!

MUAHAHAHAHA!!
Title: Engrish
Post by: Tigeress on November 01, 2007, 05:50:59 AM
This is one of the more humorous sides of Japanese culture!

They know some english that is used there turns out to be very funny to native English speakers!

When I was working there, riding along to work sometimes, I would crack up reading a billboard or what not and the
Japanese people I rode with would always what to know what I found humorous!!!
Gave them an inside track on the rest of the Japanese ;)

One that always amused me was the container of powered cream for coffee at work.

The brand name was Creap

I would go around and ask the men if they wanted a little Creap in their coffee! :rofl and we would all laugh.

(http://home.att.net/~keiichiro/pics/creap.jpg)

TIGERESS
Title: Engrish
Post by: Tigeress on November 01, 2007, 06:26:08 AM
Another humorous story while you have me thinking about such things...

Did a project in a foreign country last year with a male colleague from my office.

We were shopping together at a local supermarket and came upon a young woman who was a representitave for a product doing on-site promotion.

She spoke english well enough and immedately approached me to promote her product with a big smile!

The poor guy I was with turned ten shades of red! :rofl

She wanted me to buy FDS and went into great detail about the attributes of her wonderful product and why I should start using it.

I laughed so hard at the look on his face I had tears rolling down my cheeks!

I reached into my purse and extracted a small spray can of FDS to show her I was an educated consumer!

TIGERESS
Title: Engrish
Post by: CptHowdy on November 01, 2007, 08:30:15 AM
http://www.engrish.com
Title: Engrish
Post by: Meatwad on November 01, 2007, 08:48:40 AM
If you want a real treat, go to http://www.ytmnd.com/search and search using the word "maritan"


Then select the link "Anime does Full Metal Jacket"



NOTE - Very not worksafe (Gunnyspeak)
Title: Engrish
Post by: RTHolmes on November 01, 2007, 08:53:21 AM
funny site - my faves:
(http://engrish.com/image/engrish/unclearpowerplant.jpg)

and how about a refreshing glass of:

(http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/monkeyfizz.jpg)

:rofl
Title: Engrish
Post by: 68Wooley on November 01, 2007, 11:44:34 AM
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Originally posted by Tigeress
Another humorous story while you have me thinking about such things...

Did a project in a foreign country last year with a male colleague from my office.

We were shopping together at a local supermarket and came upon a young woman who was a representitave for a product doing on-site promotion.

She spoke english well enough and immedately approached me to promote her product with a big smile!

The poor guy I was with turned ten shades of red! :rofl

She wanted me to buy FDS and went into great detail about the attributes of her wonderful product and why I should start using it.

I laughed so hard at the look on his face I had tears rolling down my cheeks!

I reached into my purse and extracted a small spray can of FDS to show her I was an educated consumer!

TIGERESS


I had to look up 'FDS'. I wish I hadn't. Sometimes the internet provides just a little bit too much information...:eek:
Title: Engrish
Post by: wooly15 on November 01, 2007, 12:32:46 PM
whenever we made a port visits to Japan we all went out and bought engrish t-shirts.  Kinda our tradition.
Title: Engrish
Post by: Tigeress on November 01, 2007, 12:40:25 PM
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Originally posted by 68Wooley
I had to look up 'FDS'. I wish I hadn't. Sometimes the internet provides just a little bit too much information...:eek:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rofl :rofl :rofl  Too Funny!

Some things only happen in other countries.

We all have our crosses to bear, dear.

Thank God she wasn't selling ABC!
And no you wont find what I mean by using Google.
And no you can't ask me what it is... trust me on this.

Can you just imagine the look on my work colleague's face?
I laughed so much looking at him I couldn't breathe!
I thought Roger was going to die from terminal embarrassment.

I think it safe to assume you are not married.

I would not recommend it as a gift on the first date even though it comes in White Blossom fragrance. ;)

However, spring flowers... real ones... are very sweet and make an excellent gift on a first date!

TIGERESS
Title: Engrish
Post by: Tigeress on November 01, 2007, 01:50:15 PM
Any of you guys who have visited Japan tried...
Communicase Squash Mint Chewing Gum?
(http://www.thejasper.com/Engrish/Engrish01/Communi1.jpg)

Oh, and here is one of my favoirites!
Nudy Beauty Products
(http://www.thejasper.com/Engrish/Engrish01/Nudy01.jpg)
Which you will find next to...

Apure Whity Cosmetics. Finally, make-up for us pure Whitys!
(http://www.thejasper.com/Engrish/Engrish02/Whity01.jpg)

When you need something sweet to eat try...
Cubyrop Candy
(http://www.thejasper.com/Engrish/Engrish02/Cubyrop1.jpg)

Unress you prefelence is for Piofull Candy! Its quite Piofull!
(http://www.thejasper.com/Engrish/Engrish03/Poiful01.gif)

Not into sweets?
"Genji-Pie is made from the finest ingredients, wheat flour, margarine, sugar and salt.
This heart-shaped pie has been enjoyed since 1965.
Why don’t you make your tea time happier with Genji?"
(http://www.thejasper.com/Engrish/Engrish05/GenjPie2.jpg)
(personally, I would rather have a new Genji-Pie.... made in 2007, but hey, that's just me :) )

I'll pass on the Genji-Pie and go for..
Crunky White Chocolate Sandwich Biscuits.
(http://www.thejasper.com/Engrish/Engrish08/CrunkyW1.jpg)
Careful with these! They are quite Krunky!

Are you a beach lover and a chocolate lover?
Choco Sand Cookies.
(http://www.thejasper.com/Engrish/Engrish09/ChocoS02.jpg)

Anyone up for a Strawberry Collon?
(http://www.thejasper.com/Engrish/Engrish12/Collon02.jpg)

TIGERESS
Title: Engrish
Post by: Slash27 on November 01, 2007, 02:24:22 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Tigeress
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rofl :rofl :rofl  Too Funny!

Some things only happen in other countries.

We all have our crosses to bear, dear.

Thank God she wasn't selling ABC!
And no you wont find what I mean by using Google.
And no you can't ask me what it is... trust me on this.

TIGERESS


You're killing me. Is it more freshy fresh products for girly parts?( yes, i know you said not to ask)
Title: Engrish
Post by: Tigeress on November 01, 2007, 02:32:11 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Slash27
You're killing me. Is it more freshy fresh products for girly parts?( yes, i know you said not to ask)


My lips are sealed! :rofl There are some things you boys just... don't need to know :rofl
But rest assured, that grooming product is strictly for us women ;)

Dont fret...

Here are some male products for you...
Eroica After Shave and also "Skin Milk For Men"
(http://www.thejasper.com/Engrish/Engrish12/Eroica02.jpg)

IF you like a girl, why not give her a...
Meltykiss Chocolate Snack
(http://www.thejasper.com/Engrish/Engrish14/MKiss01.jpg)

If you have kids who trick-or-treat at your house...
Threat them to Booing Candy
(http://www.thejasper.com/Engrish/Engrish15/Booing01.gif)

TIGERESS
Title: Engrish
Post by: MotorOil1 on November 01, 2007, 02:56:21 PM
I've had Strawberry Collon before, the're not bad.
Title: Engrish
Post by: Meatwad on November 01, 2007, 09:33:29 PM
Quote
Originally posted by MotorOil1
I've had Strawberry Collon before, the're not bad.



Better stay away from the chocolate flavor though