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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: JB88 on October 31, 2007, 08:33:08 AM
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since i am the first, i hereby ban myself for starting this thread.
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IN deed this will not last.
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Originally posted by JBA
IN deed this will not last.
You maybe be IN but You are now Banned....
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i ban airscrew for being scottish.
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ummm...ban me for banning the scottish?
:confused:
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Originally posted by JB88
ummm...ban me for banning the scottish?
:confused:
You've already been banned, you are now triple secret banned
The time has come for someone to put his foot down, and that foot is me.
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I ban Swoop for his Skuzzified Wednesday Babe thread.
:rofl
Mac
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i ban awmac for that old spice cologne he is wearing.
:cool:
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You know you like it!!!!
:p
Mac
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i ban awmac for not banning me (the person above him) and for thinking that any human being with even the remotest zest for life could possibly find that scent anything less than poopy.
:p
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*puts on my Hai Karate and round house kicks JB88 Chuck Norris style*
Consider yourself BANNED!!!!
:p
Mac
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Mac is kinda stinky...
(http://www.happi.com/articles/2006/03/images/ap-04.jpg)
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The term...
Ripsnort: The combined two functions conducted during and after a fart.
Banned.
:D
Mac
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i ban awmac for demonstrating said ripsnort while posting.
(fans air)
geez.
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Originally posted by JB88
i ban awmac for demonstrating said ripsnort while posting.
(fans air)
geez.
I quote your sig.
;)
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i ban stang for breach of copyright!!!
:cool:
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I ban JB88 by order of :noid :noid :noid
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I tried thinking of a reason to ban Sox, but I couldn't think of one single offensive thing that he's done. One of y'all will have to pick up the slack on that one.
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very well.
i ban texasmom for failing to properly discipline the fiendish paranoid that is sox62. (for which he is now officially banned)
;)
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I ban jb88 for crimes against humanity....
poor sheep...
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Originally posted by AWMac
I ban Swoop for his Skuzzified Wednesday Babe thread.
:rofl
Mac
So I missed the Wed Babe of the week by 2 hours. Just how bad of a picture was it for it to get skuzzified
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i ban soda72 for not updating or naming a successor to update the aircraft pages (which are freakin awesome...with lazerbeams btw)
:D
(stop me if you've heard that one before)
:cool:
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Originally posted by JB88
i ban soda72 for not updating or naming a successor to update the aircraft pages (which are freakin awesome...with lazerbeams btw)
:D
(stop me if you've heard that one before)
:cool:
heheh ,,
I ban jb88 for being the one millionth person to ask me about that....
P.S. That was another Soda..
So double ban for mistaken identity...
And a ban for other Soda for stealing my warbirds ID... :)
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i ban soda for hiding behind a clever shade with the number 72 added to the end of it.
nice ruse. not fallin for it.
;)
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This thread comes off as a gay attention-seeking daisy-chain. :aok
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Originally posted by Arlo
This thread comes off as a gay attention-seeking daisy-chain. :aok
and so naturally this is what attracted you to this thread, I see, you sir are banned...
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I ban Airscrew for breaking the forum rules.
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Originally posted by Airscrew
and so naturally this is what attracted you to this thread, I see, you sir are banned...
A can't help wanting to take the plunge everytime a man in a skirt bends over. I admit. ;)
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Originally posted by JB88
i ban soda for hiding behind a clever shade with the number 72 added to the end of it.
nice ruse. not fallin for it.
;)
I ban jb88 for deleting original post ,,,
:D
while I'm at it, I ban Arlo for being Arlo..
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Originally posted by soda72
I ban jb88 for deleting original post ,,,
:D
while I'm at it, I ban Arlo for being Arlo..
I ban Skuzzy to get his attention. :D
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Originally posted by Arlo
A can't help wanting to take the plunge everytime a man in a skirt bends over. I admit. ;)
(http://www.augustbach.com/banned.jpg)
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Originally posted by soda72
I ban jb88 for deleting original post ,,,
:D
while I'm at it, I ban Arlo for being Arlo..
had to be done. it was weak.
:cool:
Originally posted by Arlo
I ban Skuzzy to get his attention. :D
i ban skuzzy because he is awesome and ruler of all that he surveys.
:noid
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You're all banned
for whatever
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Arlo is banned for using way too many of these ;) does he ever end a post without ;) or :D ??
Sixpence is banned for suffering from lack of imagination...
JB88 is banned for actually having a picture of Ricardo Montalban on his pc and for the shameless attempt to suck up to Skuzzy
And MrRipley is banned just because :p rules pfft.....
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airscrew is banned for being a ban-hog.
;)
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:rofl
I gotta get all the bans in I can... gotta leave work soon so I can get home and begin the yearly candy rituals...
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in that case i ban you for being the creepy guy who hands out pennies.
:D
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Originally posted by Airscrew
Arlo is banned for using way too many of these ;) does he ever end a post without ;) or :D ??
...
Sure. Sometimes I use this: (http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/finger007.gif)
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^^^^^
:rofl
banned for teh bird !!!!!!
:aok
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Originally posted by JB88
^^^^^:rofl banned for teh bird !!!!!!
Sorry, why is the middle finger called the bird anyway? I don't see anything about it that resembles a bird.
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Probably an internet myth but:
Before the battle of Agincourt in 1445, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore the soldier would be incapable of fighting in the future.
This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as “plucking the yew” (or “pluck yew”).
Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, “See, we can still pluck yew! Pluck yew!”
Since “pluck yew” is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental, fricative ‘F’ and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger salute are mistakenly thought to have something to do with an intimate encounter.
It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as “giving the bird”.
And yew thought yew knew your history.
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Arlo is banned for circumventing the language filter
pluck yew...really
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sixpence is banned for cleverly re-circumnavigating the language filter while simultaneously masking it with a wash of high brow moral turpitude.
:p
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*begins banning everyone who has participated in this thread including self
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/dichotomy/ban-key.gif)
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self banning is against the will of the church of skuzzy and is the fastest way to hell.
i ban dicho for blasphem...oh wait...i banned myself already. am i in he...well that explains a few things.
ban teh dicho!!!!
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I say ban 88 for making a thread just to pad his post count...
17 replies in 1 thread :rolleyes:
you're like a kid who wants to become a "senior member"
:p :D
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Originally posted by JB88
self banning is against the will of the church of skuzzy and is the fastest way to hell.
i ban dicho for blasphem...oh wait...i banned myself already. am i in he...well that explains a few things.
ban teh dicho!!!!
well at least you didn't say Jehova or it would be stoning for you instead of banning :D
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HE SAID IT AGAIN!!!
ban dicho for saying JEHOVA!!!
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Originally posted by JB73
I say ban 88 for making a thread just to pad his post count...
17 replies in 1 thread :rolleyes:
you're like a kid who wants to become a "senior member"
:p :D
i also ban 73 for throwing stones from high on his glass green house of post-whoriness.
;)
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LET ME MAKE THIS PERFECTLY CLEAR
NO ONE IS TO BAN ANYONE UNTIL I BLOW THIS WHISTLE
I don't care if they do say Jehova... :D
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i ban dicho for not posting this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNeq2Utm0nU)
good halibut.
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Originally posted by JB88
i also ban 73 for throwing stones from high on his glass green house of post-whoriness.
;)
8000+ posts. Member since 2004. Postpotato! Bad as Neubob. :lol
(ducks)
;)
(ducks)
;)
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i ban arlo for not complimenting me for surviving in this long arm of a spiral galaxy as long as i have.
:D
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BTW, I compliment you for surviving in this arm of the spiral galaxy as long as you have. :D
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in that case, i ban you for surviving longer.
:aok
:D
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I'm also going to ban arlo because, well, he's arlo ;)
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Originally posted by Dichotomy
I'm also going to ban arlo because, well, he's arlo ;)
Both of you sound like my ex. I'm thinking duplicate accounts here. And to think, one of the things you couldn't stand was my participation on the forum and in the game. :furious ;)
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I'll ban you all because I have the power
BWAHAHAHA
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I would like to ban daid.
I just cut my finger and I have a boo bo and am in need of a bandaid.
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bad joke.
fifteen yard penalty.
second and banned.
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Originally posted by Arlo
Both of you sound like my ex. I'm thinking duplicate accounts here. And to think, one of the things you couldn't stand was my participation on the forum and in the game. :furious ;)
he's got bigger boobs though ;)
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Originally posted by Dichotomy
he's got bigger boobs though ;)
As long as they're not as saggy, I'll consider a short term relationship. :D
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Originally posted by JB88
i also ban 73 for throwing stones from high on his glass green house of post-whoriness.
;)
post-whoriness.??
ahem
8023 (7.58 posts per day)
:p
It's not my fault I beat you to 8K I got 2 years on ya :D
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playing the victim:
punishable by teh BAN STICK!!!!
:cool:
oh cool! ive passed 8k. hadn't noticed.
joy!
p.s. - and lets not disqualify mr. mustaine from the count brother...er...fellow post potato dweeb extrordanair.
:rolleyes:
:D
double ban for trying to hide it!!!
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meh, he is nothing, worthless, doesn't count :D
and only has a measly 3089 posts
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How about this dyslexic ban. I'd like to Ray ban.
Just because my futures so bright I gota wear shades.
One more and I'm finished, honest!!
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I’m banning Fuseman because we all know that he won’t really stop after one more…
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Originally posted by Arlo
8000+ posts. Member since 2004. Postpotato! Bad as Neubob. :lol
(ducks)
;)
(ducks)
;)
Ahem.
Oh yeah, Eskimo gets banned because he doesn't really live in an igloo.
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*bans Fuzeman
for making me go.. BOOOOOOOOOHISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSS
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Originally posted by Neubob
Ahem.
Oh yeah, Eskimo gets banned because he doesn't really live in an igloo.
But he does rub noses with HT and Skuzzy.
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Originally posted by eskimo2
I’m banning Fuseman because we all know that he won’t really stop after one more…
I'm also banning eskimo2 because he spelled my name incorrectly, its fuzeman.
He gets half his ban removed because he is most likely correct that I wont stop after one more.
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Originally posted by Arlo
Probably an internet myth but:
Before the battle of Agincourt in 1445, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore the soldier would be incapable of fighting in the future.
This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as “plucking the yew” (or “pluck yew”).
Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, “See, we can still pluck yew! Pluck yew!”
Since “pluck yew” is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental, fricative ‘F’ and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger salute are mistakenly thought to have something to do with an intimate encounter.
It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as “giving the bird”.
And yew thought yew knew your history.
Snopes says it's a myth
http://www.snopes.com/language/apocryph/pluckyew.asp
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i ban xargos for redacting what would have otherwise been a great historical lie.
:cool:
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You're not here so it doesn't count.
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*bans Xargos
because Xargos is a muppet and all muppets are meanie poopie heads except for Tigress because she's kind of cool and stuff.. oh ya and JB73.. cause he makes me laugh.. and several others but XARGOS is a meanie poopie head. :D
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I’ll ban Xargos because JB88’s ban obviously was too weak to actually work.
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Doh!
Now I have to ban Dichotomy for banning Xargos a few seconds before me.
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:p
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I ban Xargos for illegal use of "tounge smiley". :p
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I ban latrobe because his avatar is not nearly as cool as mine is
and he flies the spit better than I do :furious
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I ban dichotomy because he changed his avatar while I was reading this post, AND his new avatar makes me dizzy.
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I can't think of anyone to ban for my third ban so I'll ban myself.
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I'll ban Fuzeman for banning himself, and I'd like to ban Oogly because he said Dich's avatar makes you dizzy, but he banned Dich so there is no point in defending him, or anyone else for that matter. So if you just leave me alone now i'll kindly walk away and not post in this thread again.
Fuze, you just had to go :)
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i ban subway because jared has become a primadonna.
;)
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whos jared?
;)
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Originally posted by Oogly50
I ban dichotomy because he changed his avatar while I was reading this post, AND his new avatar makes me dizzy.
Thats from all the candy you begged for last night.. admit it ;)
*bans you for getting a sugar high dizzy :D
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Ohhh, you are soo banned!
(http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/2788/bankeypx0.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
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Originally posted by SuBWaYCH
whos jared?
;)
I ban Subway for not having a clue who is representing him in the public sphere... and because your new Philly Cheese Steak sandwich is a sin against all things Holy (i.e. Pat's King of Steaks, Philadelphia PA)
(http://www.theanthonyking.com/archives/Anthony%20King-Pats.jpg)
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*BANHAMMERS USRANGER
for stealing of my private stock of animated gifs and even throws in a
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/dichotomy/skuzzysignal.gif)
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somebody ban Trunkmonkey because we all know thats a shade account ;)
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i ban dicho because somebody has to stop him.
he's out of control.
:O
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I ban 88. Just because.
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i ban nirvana.
even if that means that i must remain a bodhisattva.
:cool:
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I Ban JB88 See Rule #6
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I ban all whom have posted on this thread for banning the person above their post because they banned someone who banned another person in this continues banning cycle of ban.
BAN!
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I ban Latrobe because he is too cool! :aok
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i ban latrobe for delusions of grandeur!
:D
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I ban whoever is keeping this thread alive... er hmmmm....
:confused:
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why don't you just go ahead and admit it airscrew...you're banned!
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I don't agree with all this banning. It doesn't promote a friendly posting environment. I am appalled and stunned, and just wanted to make this clear.
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I’m banning Neubob for tapping his toe in the bathroom stall next to mine…
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Damn, dude, that was you?
I'm banning you for eating whatever you did the previous night.
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i ban neubob for being same as the oldbob.
:cool:
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I don’t know how you know that what I ate the previous night is worth banning me for (it is), but I am banning you for not specifically knowing what I ate the previous night.
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I hereby ban eskimo and jb88 for typing the word ban more than twice in a single thread....
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I am demanding that eskimo reveal what he had for dinner that was so offensive, lest he be banned yet again.
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I ban Neobob for not demanding that I self incriminate myself; that’s just wrong.
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Was it Lutefisk?
If so, you're banned.
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I ban Neubob for choosing pumps and a purse that don’t match the rest of his outfit.
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I ban Eskimo for noticing Bob's pumps and purse dont match....
"Hey do these pants make my butt look fat?"............
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I ban Airscrew for wearing pants that make his butt look fat.
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I'm banning Eskimo for staining the beautiful country of Alaska with an equally HORRIBLE looking fireworks stall.
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I’m banning Curval for calling his doctor way, way before “four hours or longer”. It was more like four minutes from what I heard.
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Holy cow, I always thought that the four hour thing was a marketing ploy. Wikipedia Priapism; it’s a pretty scary thing!
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I ban the rabbit with a pancake on its head for being a rabbit with a pancake on its head.
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i ban latrobe for making me make the logical leap straight to the badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom snake song.
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I ban JB88 because i still can't figure out what his avatar is supposed to be.
Seriously, what is it supposed to be?
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ahem... once y'all were banned the first time, you weren't supposed to come back & post anymore!
Y'all suck at rules!
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Banning Texasmom for not sharing the M&Ms
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I double ban cypher for not knowing that it's Johnny Depp from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and I ban Mr. No Name because his name is contradictory.
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i ban nirvana for not knowing that it is an animated gif of johnny deep from fear and loathing in las vegas. real people can't exist as avatars. duh.
:huh
:D
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Originally posted by JB88
i ban nirvana for not knowing that it is an animated gif of johnny deep from fear and loathing in las vegas. real people can't exist as avatars. duh.
:huh
:D
Johnny Deep? Are you talking the pRon version of the movie or sumpin?
;)
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I ban Arlo for making me think I made a typo.
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Ban to Nirvana because... um.. I dunno
I haven't banned anyone lately.
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i'd ban arlo...
but i have to ban nirvana so i'll have to do that instead.
life is cruel. yer banned.
edit: oh wait...i ban dicho for cutting in line.