Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Russian on October 31, 2007, 01:08:05 PM
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Since bash.org.ru is down, I'm have withdraws of 'special' humor. Here's some from English side.
I'm pretty sure dad is reconsidering sending me to drama classes
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explain
well tonight i was home alone for most of the night. Mum was with my little brothers in singleton, out to dinner for my uncle's birthday
my older brother is in gloucester for the next few days
and dad was at karate till about 8 and thus i had to cook tea
of course i get a brilliant theatrical idea in my head just to make things a little awkward when dad comes home
i cook some pretty basic ****ign stuff, 2 pies and some 2 minute noodles
but i garnish the **** out of them with salads and ****, and put them on the good china, got the good cutlery out, wine glasses filled with red wine, the dinenr candles, the nice place mats, all of it
a nice romantic dinner
dad got home and i lit the candles, got dressed in my suit and tie, nice saphire-blue micro-fibre shirt, placed the plates opposite one another and turned all the lights off
I sat there waiting, folded my hands nicely and dad walked through the door, blinked coz of the low light and just stared at me
then he just slowly walked to his room, where i'd laid a trail of fake rose petals down the hallway to his room
GOD i will never forget the look on his face
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Whats gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?
a seat-belt