Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Swoop on November 06, 2007, 11:54:41 AM
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Source: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/06/jenkem_warning/
Cops from Florida's Collier County have created a bit of a stir by declaring that local high school kids are getting high on fermented "fecal matter and urine", known as "Jenkem", or "Butthash"
According to The Smoking Gun, the memo itself - issued by Lieutenant Al Ganich - is real enough, and a shocking read it makes too.
It explains: "The fecal matter and urine are placed in a bottle or jar and covered most commonly with a balloon. The container is then placed in a sunny area for several hours or days until fermented.
"The contents of the container will separate and release a gas, which is captured in the balloon. Inhaling the gas is said to have a euphoric high similar to ingesting cocaine but with strong hallucinations of times past."
Good Lord. The memo continues: "Once ingested the onset of the high takes approximately 10 seconds with the most severe hallucinations happening in approximately 20 minutes. Several articles indicate that the subject immediately passes out after ingesting the gas then regains a magical/hallucinogenic state within seconds of regaining consciousness.
"The high has been described by subjects as a feeling of 'being out of it' and talking to dead people. The feeling of being 'out of it' may last for several hours or days. All subjects who used the Jenkem disliked the taste of sewage in their mouth and the fact that the taste continued for several days."
Well, the outrage merited a TV news follow-up, which casts a few doubts on whether Florida kiddies are really getting out of their boxes on brewed poop.
The Smoking Gun, meanwhile, says it's tried to contact Lieutenant Ganich, but he hasn't returned the calls. The site notes: "Perhaps he's realized that his "CONFIDENTIAL" September 26 report... may be itself full of ****."
Well, the jury's out. Snopes.com's take on this possible urban myth in the making is that its status is "undetermined".
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What.......how.......I mean.......good grief Penfold. Why?
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Time to start inhaling my fart
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this was actually first discoverd by cosmonauts who were known to be fond of farting in their space suits. their natural poor hygiene and poor diet enhanced the euphoric effects of space farts.
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http://forums.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=219180
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Yeah... sounds a bit like "mellow yellow" funky bannana peels from the hippy days to me :rofl
Donovan singing... MellowYellow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsPvigSTeD0)
TIGERESS
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Is life that bad, that out of desperation you ferment human waste to escape reality??? WTF!:huh
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What ever happened to sniffing white-out?
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Originally posted by Tiger
What ever happened to sniffing white-out?
White-out when the way of the typewriter! :rofl
TIGERESS
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It's a piss poor crappy way to get high if ya ask me.
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I just want to know who came up with the idea to do this in the first place.
I want to give him his own tv show.
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Holy cheese.
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Originally posted by storch
space farts.
:rofl
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Originally posted by Tigeress
White-out when the way of the typewriter!
I still use White-Out, but it's a PITA to scrape it off the monitor.
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Liked your Brig. Gen Jack D. Ripper avatar better RPM. ;)
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I call BS on that:lol
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He got demoted.
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Originally posted by rpm
He got demoted.
I thought he resigned ... in the bathroom ... with a .45.
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Now why don't you just take it easy, Group Captain, and please make me a drink of grain alcohol and rainwater, and help yourself to whatever you'd like.
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I saw that but would love to see the actual sorce. Sounds like a gag to me.
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http://forums.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=219180