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Title: BEWARE - Flying cow crossing
Post by: JB73 on November 06, 2007, 02:35:35 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,308676,00.html


How do you make a road sign warning of this?  :lol :huh

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Cow Falls Off Cliff, Crashes Onto Van on Highway

MANSON, Wash.  —  Charles and Linda Everson were driving back to their hotel when their minivan was struck by a falling object — a 600-pound cow.

The Eversons were unhurt but the cow, which had fallen off a cliff, had to be euthanized.

The year-old cow fell about 200 feet from the cliff and landed on the hood of the couple's minivan, causing heavy damage.

A Chelan County fire chief, Arnold Baker, said the couple missed being killed by a matter of inches in the accident Sunday on a highway near Manson.

The Eversons, visiting the area from their home in Westland, Mich., to celebrate their first wedding anniversary, were checked at Lake Chelan Community Hospital as a precaution.

Everson, 49, said he didn't see the cow falling and didn't know what happened until afterward.

He said he kept repeating: "I don't believe this. I don't believe this."
Must have been scary as heck though :eek: :O
Title: BEWARE - Flying cow crossing
Post by: Cougar68 on November 06, 2007, 02:42:23 PM
They should have moooooved over
Title: BEWARE - Flying cow crossing
Post by: JB73 on November 06, 2007, 02:46:18 PM
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Originally posted by Cougar68
They should have moooooved over
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: BEWARE - Flying cow crossing
Post by: Hornet33 on November 06, 2007, 03:09:36 PM
(http://www.moviesbugs.com/bugs/bugs/twister/twister_bug07_image1.jpg)

"I gotta go now...we have cows!!!!"
Title: BEWARE - Flying cow crossing
Post by: texasmom on November 06, 2007, 03:17:08 PM
wow!
Title: BEWARE - Flying cow crossing
Post by: Airscrew on November 06, 2007, 03:35:03 PM
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Originally posted by Cougar68
They should have moooooved over


:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl  but very quietly, so my co-workers dont think I'm crazy...

didnt the cow honk its horns??
Title: BEWARE - Flying cow crossing
Post by: Tac on November 06, 2007, 04:17:46 PM
In my school there was a teacher who had part of his shoulder missing (you could see hollow spots on his clavicle).

He almost got killed by a bull's head that flew into his car's windshield when he was going at 60mph.

Apparently a loaded 18 wheeler hit the bull at high speed literally disentigrating the creature on impact and the head flipped upwards and landed on his car which was about 6 cars behind the 18 wheeler.

he always joked he was lucky it wasnt a cow because it was the horns that made the head 'bounce' off the rear end of his chair and up into the roof and off the car...if it had been a cow with no horns it would've splatted him against the rear seat.

crazy shtuff happens to people.  :P
Title: BEWARE - Flying cow crossing
Post by: Ripsnort on November 06, 2007, 04:37:33 PM
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Originally posted by Cougar68
They should have moooooved over

That joke was udderly uncalled for.:D
Title: BEWARE - Flying cow crossing
Post by: Arlo on November 06, 2007, 04:39:59 PM
http://www.wickedcoolstuff.com/mopycowcapl.html
Title: BEWARE - Flying cow crossing
Post by: Airscrew on November 06, 2007, 04:50:34 PM
(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t92/Airscrew/logo2.gif)

(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t92/Airscrew/cowsign.jpg)
Title: BEWARE - Flying cow crossing
Post by: DREDIOCK on November 06, 2007, 05:46:06 PM
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Originally posted by Airscrew
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl  but very quietly, so my co-workers dont think I'm crazy...

didnt the cow honk its horns??


No. Thats why they wear bells around their necks.
their horns dont work
Title: BEWARE - Flying cow crossing
Post by: john9001 on November 06, 2007, 05:50:55 PM
cow horns don't "honk" they go "mook,mook".
Title: BEWARE - Flying cow crossing
Post by: cpxxx on November 06, 2007, 07:20:10 PM
Reminds me of the now debunked story of the Japanese trawler that was sunk by a cow having fallen from a Russian cargo plane.

I'm sure I heard of another falling cow story somewhere. Can't find a reference though. Someone must have mooooved it. Sorry couldn't resist.
Title: Re: BEWARE - Flying cow crossing
Post by: E25280 on November 06, 2007, 09:20:05 PM
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Originally posted by JB73
How do you make a road sign warning of this?  :lol :huh


It's been done. (http://www.swanksigns.org/view.asp?ID=205)
Title: Re: Re: BEWARE - Flying cow crossing
Post by: Airscrew on November 06, 2007, 10:09:14 PM
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Originally posted by E25280
It's been done. (http://www.swanksigns.org/view.asp?ID=205)

I knew I had seen that some where but couldnt find it, I was forced to improvise...