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Title: Cannibal joke
Post by: Slash27 on November 10, 2007, 10:20:20 AM

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
   + Tourist: $5
   + Broiled Missionary: $10.00
   + Fried Explorer: $15.00
   + Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Politician?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of s--t, it takes all morning."

Title: Cannibal joke
Post by: Maverick on November 10, 2007, 11:21:31 AM

I saw this earlier and thought it was a cute quote.

To a cannibal, every fight is a food fight.