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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Oogly50 on November 12, 2007, 08:01:14 PM
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Here's an MSN conversation I had with this new girl who added me. She's in my school, and I thought she was okay, and then when I asked her to add my myspace... well, here's what happened.
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there i did betta now
me-
yAAAAY!
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okay weird
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...
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ill probally delete u later any way haha
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why?
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cuz ur just weird
okay heres the thing
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I'm not weird
I'm actually pretty cool
(here's where it gets REAAL painfull...)
her-
im popular and ur not that doesnt happen i have lots of friends u have like none im in cheerleading ur in band and all that geek stuff i like football playas strong ones no wooses like u so thats y we arent friends also because im a prep ur a nerd or so call band geek okay okay
good now u see y
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??? lol
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it hurts doesnt it
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just because I'm in band doesn't make me a geek
second off, I got my myspace THREE DAYS AGO
nobody knows I have one
third off, I'm no woose, and I DO play football
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well do u pla football im a cheerleader i need kool friends no losers and ur no good foot ball playa
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have you seen me play?
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i dont want to
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how do you know I suck then?
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ur ugly
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thanks
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all ugly people suck i no
(here's where I lose my patience)
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You see, I don't really care about *****es like you who think they're all that
because, the only people who actually LIKE you, are insecure, and hate themselves
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cuz i am all that so dont be mad cuz ur not
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hey, you don't even know me, so you think I 'm a nerd?
her-
im also hot wut is thier not to love bout me i only be nice to the people i like so wtf back at u
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you don't know me, how do you know you don't like me? All I said was hi to you, and now you're up in my face telling me I'm the worst possible person you could ever meet
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just like my dp im koo,l and i no i wont like u EVER cuz of all the things stupid horse brains kaleigh told me or w/e her name is
(I lost it here... kaleigh (which she totally spelled wrong) is my girlfriend, who I would do anything for... I swear, if I were to be talking to this girl in person... I would literally slap her till she bled.)
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any ways look at my bod in the pic u cant have none of this
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that's not yours
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ya actually it is ask kalena (my girlfriend)
so is this
ur jelous cuz im HOT!
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nah
why would I be jealous?
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ok w/e
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you're a *****, and I love nothing about you
infact... I hate EVERYTHING about you
Her-
good wel i was jk so w/e then
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you don't kid about that stuff you retard
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i guess u hate me im not ur friend and actually ya i do so do all my friends
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ya, who are your friends?
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kalena trisha sam nichole patrick halie nikole j.
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patrick likes me
btw, sam said she hates you
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hmm who else oh ya and calla morgan rose i can keep goin all day
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rose likes me too, morgane doesn't hate me
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sam landry
didnt say she hates me
so w/e
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no, sam hobbick
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i dont no her so w/e
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you can say all you want, none of this stuff is hurtfull
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also alexis fleming sam web lane
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you're wasting your time insulting me
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im not tryin to hurt u u asked who my friends were
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read ABOVE
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so ok
u also look above u asked me who my friends were im just sayin who thay are so ok
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I know, that
but you said all your friends hated me
none of those people even know who I am
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no i didnt look above
Anyway, after that, her best friend (who's pretty cool btw...) Blocked her, and now the girl I was talking to is trying to convince me she was just kidding about the whole thing.
Wow... I'm used to the whole "you're sorta' ugly" thing. (It's my hair :()
But never have I gotten something like THAT.
How do you think I handled myself?
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After reading all that....I am convinced.....we're doomed.
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The future is lost.
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Originally posted by Neubob
The future is lost.
:lol
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jeez, the sluts in my school arn't even THAT bad.. oogly, i give you my respects handling that situation well
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God they don't let people like that breed do they?:O
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Oh, this is going to be good. *pulls up lawn chair, grabs pizza*
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This will probabally get skuzzified, but heres my take
She is a stuck up spoiled brat (see - prostitute) who will probabally be pregnant by an unknown person by the time she is 18. Apparently she dont seem to care about her education because just of the way she talks/spells, etc. You may run into her at mcdonalds after she graduates (drops out) asking if you want to large size your order. By then she will be pregnant a 2nd time with an unknown person.
Girls like that are fun to bellybutton with because they usually make a big deal over every little thing.
Have some fun with it, find some show or favorite character she likes and send her very wrong pictures of it so it will be stuck in her head.
:)
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Meatwad, that's playing dirty... :t
I like it.
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I want my click back :huh
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Originally posted by DYNAMITE
I want my click back
:lol
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OOgly check your PM's
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:confused:
I want my 10 seconds of life back!
:D
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I don't get a pm....:cry
I want a cookie
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S Q U E E K ! ! ! :rofl
Hang in there kid, she would only be good for a tight roll in teh sack anyway :rolleyes:
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You actually were able to read ALL of that??
And people complain about the way I type.
I only scanned over it. The messaging style was just too painful
Amds I drew the same comclusion. We're doomed
But I pretty much got the idea of the post and to reply.
Take solice in these facts
I remember reading somewhere that there are 7 women to every man
In other words, PLENTY more fish in the sea.
Next time she tells you your ugly point this fact out to her.
There is a reason why you see many more 50 year old men with 20 something year old women then you do 50 year old women with 20 something year old men....
Men age MUCH more gracefully then women
So while she may look good and be popular now....
This wont last forever.
time will come when she will be happy to attract admiring looks from ANY man after her husband leaves her for a newer model.
And you will still be able to take your pick.
Then remember this because 30 years from now you will run into her again.
Then you can have your sweet revenge by doing as I did.
There was this HOT girl in school named Cathy. She was also well known for being a biotch,class A.
Same type attitude.
some years ago I was attending a wedding when all of a sudden I hear a
"Hi Tom! How you doing?"
I turn around and I recognise her face immediately. then I look at the rest of her and it was like "IT IS BALLOOON!"
Time was not kind to her. turns out she got married, popped out a couple of puppies then do what many women do and let herself go to chit.
In the breif conversation I had with her I had flashbacks of her snooty attitude towards anyone who wasnt in "the most pretty" group.
I thought about if I should really do it to her and decided for me and all the others she had this one comming to her. I said...
"So you've lost some weight.'
She replied with a smile as though I knew enough to notice. "why yes I did thank you"
Knowing I had her in my trap I sprung it on her.
"Look behind you. you'll find it."
Yes revenge can be sweet
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(http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q37/acfireguy26/startrekqm11-1.jpg)
(Second time I had to use this today.)
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sometime in the future make a comment about her cheering performance in a game or at a pep rally... tell her you thought it was really cute that her upper thighs stayed in motion a couple of seconds after she stopped moving - smile and JUST WALK OFF, do NOT say a damned word.... a chick like that will have sleepless nights over it for months.
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Cheerleaders were nothing more than punch cards, when I was in HS. Tell her to bl.., err get lost.
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Yeeeessss! More minimum wage workers..... buahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Yeeeessss! More minimum wage workers..... buahahahahahahahahahaha!
:aok
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:confused:
:huh
:O
:confused:
:rolleyes:
:rofl
^ My train of thought through the whole thing...
then I realized... wait a minute... I have to pay this girl to hand me my # 3 with a coke:O
Don't worry bud, 20 seconds out of High School not one soul really cares.
The women are much less shallow in College... most of the time.
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Another quaalude and she'll love you again, mang!
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Oogly, answer this question honestly. Is she hot? Not, "Do you think she's hot.".
Objectively, would most other guys look at here and think she's hot? If so, where would she be rated on the the classic scale of 1 - 10?
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Get off the Internets and go milk them cows, ya cheesehead.
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I pull out my robe and wizard hat...
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W00t high school, only 2 and a half months left.
Hang in there, it gets a little better as your get older. Besides, a girl that acts like that doesn't deserve anything from anyone, except perhaps a kick in the ass.
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Originally posted by Mr No Name
sometime in the future make a comment about her cheering performance in a game or at a pep rally... tell her you thought it was really cute that her upper thighs stayed in motion a couple of seconds after she stopped moving - smile and JUST WALK OFF, do NOT say a damned word.... a chick like that will have sleepless nights over it for months.
That's actually brilliant advice. Or a comment about cheese would work, too.
And in general, you're better off just ignoring skanks like this anyway. Attention potatos thrive on...well...attention.
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Ya know the funny thing? She'll get ridden train and be worn out by the time she hits graduation.
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Originally posted by rpm
I pull out my robe and wizard hat...
I am thoroughly disgusted that it took until page 2 for this to come out.
You guys are getting soft.
Slackers..
:rofl
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Originally posted by Mr No Name
sometime in the future make a comment about her cheering performance in a game or at a pep rally... tell her you thought it was really cute that her upper thighs stayed in motion a couple of seconds after she stopped moving - smile and JUST WALK OFF, do NOT say a damned word.... a chick like that will have sleepless nights over it for months.
Out of all the replies, this was the most pertinent. If you do this, AND play your cards right, she might sleep with you in order to "Prove Something."
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exactly laser... i was thinking it but didnt say it... was a technique i used to pick up chicks in bars.... pay more attention to the lesss attractive one and pointing out a minor flaw with the hottie... bammo---- success... she has to win your attention...
cary grant once said if you want to sleep with a woman, tell her you are impotent... she will do ANYTHING to prove you wrong.
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Congratulations, Oogly. This one got to a high-enough tier on the funny meter that I had to jump up and crash the B-room door to pee. :aok :rofl :rofl :rofl
Listen, this could be a lot of things. You might have done something damaging if what you said here is correct:(I lost it here... kaleigh (which she totally spelled wrong) is my girlfriend, who I would do anything for... I swear, if I were to be talking to this girl in person... I would literally slap her till she bled.)
If this is true, depending on how jealous your GF is, and how serious it is, you could risk having this girl show the whole conversation to your GF, if indeed they are friends. You might have some explaining as to why you were talking to a strange girl on an IM in the first place. To tell the truth, it could all be your GF and her friend trying to cause some kind of soap-opera havoc.
(Disclaimer:The gist of this idea comes from the well-known fact, That while you are dating, Your whole life and it's secrets become known to a GF's inner circle of friends. One of the inner circle will be you GF's Sec. of state, or manager of internal affairs, who will have as much intel on you as possible.)
Consider this a test of whether or not you are comfortable living at the center of a conspiracy to ridiculously test your devotion to your GF. This may be out of line, but watch the look on the *****'s face when your GF tells her Best that your last date ended in the back seat of your car after curfew, and not by just saying 'goodnight' 30 min. before daddy wants here home.
At that point, her best has lost( because you won the hand of your GF) and slowly, you will completely occupy the territory once held by your GF's best, such as most intimate secrets, first phone call and most phone time now goes to you instead of Best, etc.
Watch the tactical mistakes, though! Don't fall for a troll like that again.Might be a pettilly-jealous best friend trying to out-manuever you and cause probs between you and your GF.
P.S. Alot of this Had the input of my wife. It sounded WAY to fishy to her.
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Originally posted by rpm
I pull out my robe and wizard hat...
Bummer, I was going to use that one! You beat me to it. :aok
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Was in LOVE with this girl in the 8th grade. I thought she was the most incredible thing to grace this planet ever! (we rode the same bus)
She on the other hand, didn't share my views. (I had not entered in my Addonis stage yet) I was just a "friend" she said, but still led me giving me JUST enough hope to keep at it for the next year or two.
Flash forward 4 yrs.
I had transfered schools, became quite the stud, and ran into her @ a carnival @ a local University.
She and her b/f were there together and fighting. When she saw me she ran over and was all over me. Flirt, hug, squeez, gush, flirt, man she really poured it on thick. After a few min. of this, and right infront of her boyfriend, she asked if I wanted to "go back to her place" (wink wink).
I had just let her go on and on and on, saying very little the whole time. I think she just assumed I would fall all over myself to sleep with her.
Finally I dropped the bomb. It was Life Lesson time.
I laughed, mocked, and teased her telling her she was WAY below my standards, and she didn't have a chance in hell of "being" with me. I really tore into her.
She actually cried. (Woot)
She walked back over to her b/f and made all "nice nice" and right as they walked of he turned back and gave me a smile. I bet he almost enjoyed that as much as I did.
Would I have liked to sleep with the girl I obsessed over for years? Oh heck yeah I would. Did doing what I did "feel" better than any sex woulda?
You bet ya'.
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Originally posted by rpm
I pull out my robe and wizard hat...
...still funny :rofl
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This is quite probably a troll but anyway...
Women have about 3 choices after HS.
1 Latch on to some laborer right out of HS and get knockedup.
2 Sex their way through life untill they're undesirable.
3 Become an independant proffesional.
Girls who are cheerleaders in the popular clique rarely opt for number 3.
That has been my personal experience where I grew up. Maybe things are different in different parts of the country, I don't know.
So don't sweat it. Six years from now she'll either be a fat mother of three married to a wage slave worker drone or she'll still be wearing her cheerleader uniform occassionally to pay the rent and buy formula to feed her baby Lashawnda.
She's laughing now, but in a few years, if she's not a fat brood mother, she'll be hoping that you'll invite her over to your table so she can rub her bellybutton on your groin untill you throw her a couple of bones from your fat college educated wallet.
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there are no words....
really there were no actual words in that chat were there?
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+10 points to Lute for making a heifer weep
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Pretty sure you where talking to another man!
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The pretty one aren't normally the best in bed anyway. It's better to go after the mediocre ones, they're better...
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The truly pretty ones are the best in bed. No contest :) They have beauty more than skin deep.
Oogly, you are wasting your time with that bonehead. Move on.
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Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Ahh, to be young and in High school again!
2 min after high school ends and real life settles in these types of soap operas seem funny. Where will this chick be in a few years.
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P.S. all the geeks and nerds from my class now have the best jobs, cars, houses and some of them have the hottest wives! I laugh (in a good way) when I meet up with old HS friends from the past.
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Your post should have started with a
Delving into he mind of the retard is dangerous.
I’ll never get back those 58 seconds, thanks
:aok
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Originally posted by MotorOil1
Ahh, to be young and in High school again!
2 min after High School....... Where will this chick be.
Learning the delicate intricacies of pole dancing.
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Originally posted by JBA
Learning the delicate intricacies of pole dancing.
Strippers are people too...
Where would our society be without them?
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Originally posted by SD67
God they don't let people like that breed do they?:O
I knew it. Sadly, it is now confirmed. Someone (or many someones) HAS been pissing in the gene pool. Get the lifeguard!!:noid
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Originally posted by SD67
God they don't let people like that breed do they?:O
Unfortuneatly they have no mandated birth control and required tests to have children. I've been lobbying my senator, but he thinks it's a very un-American idea. I tried to tell him I'm trying to save America, but he has yet to see the light. Maybe I should forward him a transcript of that conversation
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Originally posted by Tiger
Strippers are people too...
Where would our society be without them?
DiabloTX may have a different opinion on that....
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Originally posted by Suave
This is quite probably a troll but anyway...
Women have about 3 choices after HS.
1 Latch on to some laborer right out of HS and get knockedup.
2 Sex their way through life untill they're undesirable.
3 Become an independant proffesional.
Girls who are cheerleaders in the popular clique rarely opt for number 3.
That has been my personal experience where I grew up. Maybe things are different in different parts of the country, I don't know.
So don't sweat it. Six years from now she'll either be a fat mother of three married to a wage slave worker drone or she'll still be wearing her cheerleader uniform occassionally to pay the rent and buy formula to feed her baby Lashawnda.
She's laughing now, but in a few years, if she's not a fat brood mother, she'll be hoping that you'll invite her over to your table so she can rub her bellybutton on your groin untill you throw her a couple of bones from your fat college educated wallet.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Originally posted by Meatwad
This will probabally get skuzzified, but heres my take
She is a stuck up spoiled brat (see - prostitute) who will probabally be pregnant by an unknown person by the time she is 18. Apparently she dont seem to care about her education because just of the way she talks/spells, etc. You may run into her at mcdonalds after she graduates (drops out) asking if you want to large size your order. By then she will be pregnant a 2nd time with an unknown person.
Girls like that are fun to bellybutton with because they usually make a big deal over every little thing.
Have some fun with it, find some show or favorite character she likes and send her very wrong pictures of it so it will be stuck in her head.
I'm still waiting for the "Would you like fries with that?" from ACK-ACK
:)
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
Out of all the replies, this was the most pertinent. If you do this, AND play your cards right, she might sleep with you in order to "Prove Something."
And THAT is when you convince her that you need to "go to her house" and "enter through the rear entrance" since that WOULD be an almost foolproof method of birth control. From the quality of her responses to you, it shouldn't be difficult to get past her "mental defenses" and show her the truth of your logic.
Or you could tell her that you refuse to correspond with her because it is not honorable to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
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Or look at her in a few days and say "Gawd! have you been putting on weight?!?"
Or if you are sure she is a slut and gets around a lot, use the line above and add "Oh, I thought you was because your stomach looks bigger then it did several weeks ago"
Guaranteed to make her BAWWWW, or at least go crazy thinking she is getting fat or pregnant :D
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Girls like that only serve one purpose.
stolen from Family Guy:
"you are what we call a 'practice girl' "
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Originally posted by Meatwad
DiabloTX may have a different opinion on that....
Ok, you owe me 1 monitor cleaning.:rofl
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Girls are awful, I don't know how boys survive them.
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Originally posted by Oogly50
Here's an MSN conversation I had with this new girl who added me.
If that is a real conversation and not completely made up, you should both be shot.
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NO, it was real. Honest...
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Originally posted by Meatwad
DiabloTX may have a different opinion on that....
This must be an inside joke... anyone care to fill me in?
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Originally posted by Tiger
This must be an inside joke... anyone care to fill me in?
(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z283/MercenaryAXIII/tokyo_drift.gif)
There..now you know :noid
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Originally posted by Wes14
(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z283/MercenaryAXIII/tokyo_drift.gif)
There..now you know :noid
:rofl But yeah, he lost his first love to a stripper and "fornication" was NOT involved.