Aces High Bulletin Board

General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Oogly50 on November 15, 2007, 08:51:32 PM

Title: Brown noise makes ya' poo...
Post by: Oogly50 on November 15, 2007, 08:51:32 PM
You believe it?

I'm doing some research on "brown noise" to see if it even exists.

Supposedly, it's a note SOOO low that the human body does not hear it, but feels it.  It tightens your bowels and then POOSH, you shat yourself.

I did something on youtube, but it could all just be psychological.  Upon watching this video, once it said the brown noise began, my head tingled and my head felt like it was being squeezed.  

Then I got tummy ache.  Is this psychological?  OR Actually real.

Is it even a real noise?  I certainly don't HEAR anything.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=W6ZqKGsuW1w

P.S.  My ears are VEERY sensitive.  I can hear like a dog.  (Not that extreme, but really well.)

:aok
Title: Brown noise makes ya' poo...
Post by: Meatwad on November 15, 2007, 08:54:03 PM
Thought mythbusters did that one at one time a while back and said that its a myth, brown noise does not make you crap your drawers
Title: Brown noise makes ya' poo...
Post by: lasersailor184 on November 15, 2007, 09:00:03 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
Thought mythbusters did that one at one time a while back and said that its a myth, brown noise does not make you crap your drawers


I question the veracity of their experiment.


I think they did not allow for ample distance for the sound's wave length, so they wouldn't have both heard it (assuming the human ear could) or really feel its strength.
Title: Brown noise makes ya' poo...
Post by: Oogly50 on November 15, 2007, 09:10:54 PM
Actually, brown noise can't be heard... only felt.  

Mythbusters aside, what did you experience when you watched the vid?
Title: Brown noise makes ya' poo...
Post by: RTR on November 15, 2007, 09:21:14 PM
I pooped just from reading this thread! :D

RTR
Title: Brown noise makes ya' poo...
Post by: acfireguy26 on November 15, 2007, 09:24:57 PM
I had to drop a deuce before listening to that and it did not make me feel any worse......oh crap......gotta go now though laters!
Title: Brown noise makes ya' poo...
Post by: cav58d on November 15, 2007, 10:06:54 PM
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/39427/detail/
Title: Re: Brown noise makes ya' poo...
Post by: vorticon on November 15, 2007, 10:16:11 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Oogly50
You believe it?

I'm doing some research on "brown noise" to see if it even exists.

Supposedly, it's a note SOOO low that the human body does not hear it, but feels it.  It tightens your bowels and then POOSH, you shat yourself.


Is it even a real noise?  I certainly don't HEAR anything.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=W6ZqKGsuW1w
:aok



wouldnt work off a computer anyway. i doubt anyone even builds home use speakers with a low enough frequency response.
Title: Brown noise makes ya' poo...
Post by: RTR on November 16, 2007, 12:40:38 AM
welp..... i went ahead and watched the video. I didn't get the urge to poo, but I did go out and buy another piece of shyte truck.

Oolgly you owe me $9000.00 (CDN please).

Dayam!  don't do that again! (you can't afford it!)

RTR
Title: Brown noise makes ya' poo...
Post by: Octavius on November 16, 2007, 01:30:18 AM
Brown noise is generated when I have an assplosion.
Title: Brown noise makes ya' poo...
Post by: Jackal1 on November 16, 2007, 04:11:31 AM
I just htought the O`club was headed for the crapper before this. :rofl
Title: Brown noise makes ya' poo...
Post by: Angus on November 16, 2007, 05:47:08 AM
My 1 year old just filled her nappy when I looked at this thread :D
Title: Brown noise makes ya' poo...
Post by: storch on November 16, 2007, 06:23:00 AM
there was some brown noise here and *poof* ricky williams returns to the dolphins
Title: Brown noise makes ya' poo...
Post by: JBA on November 16, 2007, 09:47:16 AM
I could stand to punch out a grumpy. I'll give it a listen.
Title: Brown noise makes ya' poo...
Post by: Tac on November 16, 2007, 11:37:05 AM
and here i thought this was another hillary clinton thread.
Title: Re: Re: Brown noise makes ya' poo...
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on November 16, 2007, 12:04:07 PM
Quote
Originally posted by vorticon
wouldnt work off a computer anyway. i doubt anyone even builds home use speakers with a low enough frequency response.


Oh they do, trust me. :D The home speaker part I mean. Spot on with the computer tho.
Title: Brown noise makes ya' poo...
Post by: AWMac on November 16, 2007, 02:48:18 PM
(http://redstatepatriot.com/Hillary.JPG)
Dam, her mic is on but I can't hear her...
Seems like everytime I see her I wanna pinch a loaf.
Title: Brown noise makes ya' poo...
Post by: SteveBailey on November 16, 2007, 03:01:33 PM
This works and I can prove it.

I played the link for my 4 20 month olds and within an hour, all 4 crapped themselves.     Amazing.    :aok


(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d191/AZC4guy/4kids.jpg)


We all pooped!
Title: Brown noise makes ya' poo...
Post by: Tac on November 16, 2007, 03:28:34 PM
at their age, arent they supposed to be smearing their butts every hour?
Title: Brown noise makes ya' poo...
Post by: Tiger on November 16, 2007, 03:34:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by SteveBailey
This works and I can prove it.

I played the link for my 4 20 month olds and within an hour, all 4 crapped themselves.     Amazing.    :aok

We all pooped!


QUADS!!!  Holy crap, how do you have the time/energy to even play this game?
Title: Brown noise makes ya' poo...
Post by: SteveBailey on November 16, 2007, 03:58:43 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Tiger
QUADS!!!  Holy crap, how do you have the time/energy to even play this game?


Heheheh, half the time I play, one or more of them wants to watch or "help".  My favorite is when John William crawls under my desk and starts pushing rudder pedals.