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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Neubob on November 18, 2007, 02:45:38 PM
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Would it really make a difference?
I'm thinking probably not--except that perhaps heaven would become filled with more exciting people.
And since it would likely be more crowded up there, the real estate prices would also go up--meaning that everyone who was already there would grow rich, maybe even start to dictate some terms to the newcomers... Basically, just a cloudier version of New York City anytime during the past century or so.
I'm okay with it. Thoughts?
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you forgot to mention the burning fire pain that lasts forever.
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/Tabasco_sauce.jpg)
We'd have no Tabasco Sauce?
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Why do you think that the folks would be more exciting?
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Originally posted by texasmom
Why do you think that the folks would be more exciting?
if you have to ask......
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(http://www.reviewjournal.com/images/bestoflv/1999/photos/hooters.jpg)
No dam Hooters Hot Wings?
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Originally posted by john9001
if you have to ask......
It's a legitimate question. What would make it more exciting to have the folks there if Satan running heaven?
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Originally posted by Neubob
Would it really make a difference?
I'm thinking probably not--except that perhaps heaven would become filled with more exciting people.
And since it would likely be more crowded up there, the real estate prices would also go up--meaning that everyone who was already there would grow rich, maybe even start to dictate some terms to the newcomers... Basically, just a cloudier version of New York City anytime during the past century or so.
I'm okay with it. Thoughts?
um....hello!
harps and cherubs, lions and lambs, George Burns...
vs.
fiery pits o' demons, weeping, gnashing of teeth, Adam Sandler...
:huh
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Yeah but Lucifer's an angel, right? He didn't actually build Hell, he was just banished from Heaven. Chances are that he probably wants to go home and live there, not turn it into the place where he was banished to.
I think a change in management may be refreshing... And think of it this way, the illegal aliens from Hell can be used for cheap labor. It's a win win.
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Originally posted by Neubob
Yeah but Lucifer's an angel, right? He didn't actually build Hell, he was just banished from Heaven. Chances are that he probably wants to go home and live there, not turn it into the place where he was banished to.
I think a change in management may be refreshing... And think of it this way, the illegal aliens from Hell can be used for cheap labor. It's a win win.
This argument has to make an awful lot of assumptions, Neubob. One is that Satan, who according to some writings, was pissed off partly because of God's seemingly endless tolerance and love for the Human race, started the whole war in heaven thing in the first place. If Satan won, He might use it as an oppurtunity to get even with humanity. I'm sure there's quite a few other reasons' why it might be an extraordinarily bad thing.
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Recently spotted on a very hot chick's tshirt:
"Good girls go to Heaven
Bad girls go anywhere"
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You could donkey punch Nancy Grace and not feel guilty about it?
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Originally posted by AWMac
(http://www.reviewjournal.com/images/bestoflv/1999/photos/hooters.jpg)
No dam Hooters Hot Wings?
:rofl
anchorage? :huh
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Ex's in Texas would all of a sudden burst into flames?
Nooooo... they'd be in Bikinis
Chit.... nevermind.
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Hooter hot wings suck. The worst tasting wings ever.
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Originally posted by JB88
:rofl
anchorage? :huh
Whatever melts yer Iceberg....
Are you just Happy to see me or is that a Penguin in yer pocket?
What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
:D
Mac
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Don't go knocking on Alaska, now. Y'all are likely to get into trouble for that
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Originally posted by texasmom
Hooter hot wings suck. The worst tasting wings ever.
:rofl
TxMom ya never go to Hooters for the Food... the "Feast" is elsewhere.
:D
Mac
*Sig Material*Originally posted by texasmom
Hooter hot wings suck. The worst tasting wings ever.
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Originally posted by AWMac
:rofl TxMom ya never go to Hooters for the Food... the "Feast" is elsewhere. :D Mac
*rolling my eyes* I know, it's soooo non-practical.
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Eagl would be chief editor of the penal code hacks:
Originally posted by eagl
What I want to see:
Kidnap a radical muslim Imam during ramadan, and shoot a crappy home video of him tied on the floor. Hooded rednecks will be in the background holding beer and eating something greasy while daylight clearly shines in through the window. Behind them on the wall will be hung at least one sports illustrated swimsuit issue pinup and the the URL http://www.playboy.com.
A long boring statement of why NASCAR and those half-naked girls that hold the numbers between boxing rounds are a good idea will be read, followed by a reading of the US constitution and every amendment. At the end of the statement, the bound and blindfolded Imam will be asked to renounce Jihad and embrace cultural relativism. If he refuses, a hooters girl will sneak up behind him and give him a tequilla shooter with a beer chaser. He'll also be dressed in a hawaiian shirt and a hat that says "god is great and Earnhardt is his prophet".
The video will be released on the intarweb and Fox will of course run it after stating that they have no idea who sent them the tape and are so sorry they can't possibly help find the people who filmed it.
The Imam will be found a week later drunk and passed out in an Arabic public marketplace with a tattoo of Muhammed on his left shoulder, a half-empty MGD in his hand, a compact book of Mormon in his pocket, and a mickey mouse hat duct-taped to his head. His finger and toenails will be painted pink and his beard will have been shaven.
And every time a hostage is taken and killed or beheaded, we should repeat this general gameplan. Variations include simply taking the kidnap subject to disneyland or the coors bottling plant, videotaping the trip, and sending a copy of the tape to his entire family. They need to know that torture and terror works both ways!
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Originally posted by moot
Eagl would be chief editor of the penal code hacks:
:rofl
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I not understand how nation can claim superiority when such matters as faith can be made into a joke. No respect for messiah and no respect for god. No respect for god, all social fabric soon comes unraveled.
I do not have envy for Christians.
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That's it, Eagl, grab him. He's first to use in the demonstration tape.
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I like how eagl thinks!
:aok
Mac
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Originally posted by saad
I not understand superiority faith joke respect god Christians
Then again I think I just bit real hard on that bait! :lol
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Originally posted by saad
I not understand how nation can claim superiority when such matters as faith can be made into a joke. No respect for messiah and no respect for god. No respect for god, all social fabric soon comes unraveled.
I do not have envy for Christians.
this from a shade with the sig...love for my god, lust for my bmw.
whatever.
:rolleyes:
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Doesn't look like flame bait, so much as someone playing pushover..
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Originally posted by moot
You could donkey punch Nancy Grace and not feel guilty about it?
ROFL :)
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Don't punch her right now though. Ain't she in the hospital after complications from childbirth?
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Originally posted by texasmom
Hooter hot wings suck. The worst tasting wings ever.
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I agree, but then again, who's there to eat wings!:D
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Originally posted by texasmom
Hooter hot wings suck. The worst tasting wings ever.
They sell wings at Hooters?
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Originally posted by Jackal1
They sell wings at Hooters?
When did they start doing that?
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If my understanding of Bible is correct, Satan taking control of heaven would mean nothing. It's not like Gods power is derived from his location.
"heaven and earth may pass away, but the word is forever" seems clear that heaven is just a place.
As far as hooters goes, the one at the Mall of America in Minnesota seems to have forgotten the premise on which the establishment was founded... the wings are the largest pieces of meet to come to your table... :(
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Originally posted by Neubob
Would it really make a difference?
I'm thinking probably not--except that perhaps heaven would become filled with more exciting people.
And since it would likely be more crowded up there, the real estate prices would also go up--meaning that everyone who was already there would grow rich, maybe even start to dictate some terms to the newcomers... Basically, just a cloudier version of New York City anytime during the past century or so.
I'm okay with it. Thoughts?
It would mean socialism on earth. No personal achievements, no personal rights, focus on the collective...
The church and religion is wrong in thinking that other people and god are more important then yourself.
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Originally posted by Jackal1
They sell wings at Hooters?
Not really. Cold greasy chicken parts dripping in a salty red slime is all I've ever seen at Hooters.
Well, that and a bunch of stuck up little bimbos wearing Victoria Secret helper devices.
Hooters is sort of like a bad booby bar. Overpriced low quality food and beverages with a cheap floor show. I prefer a higher quality level. Of food, beverages, AND women.
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Originally posted by Captain Virgil Hilts
Not really. Cold greasy chicken parts dripping in a salty red slime is all I've ever seen at Hooters.
Umm . . . On second thought, I am just going to let this one go . . .
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What really grabbed my attention was that TxMom responded quickly about the hot wings...
TxMom what the Hell you doing in Hooters?
:rofl
Mac
Check out my addition to my sig.... Thanx TxMom.
:aok
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Imo, quit worrying about heaven and hell. There is no condemnation. Your purpose is to screw up here. God understands that, apparently man doesn't. As for Satan... there's none of him. Man has been scared of himself all these years and calling him Satan. Satan's not actually an actual entity, but is more a representation of man's own thoughts and misguided truths appropriated about the universe. All the bads thing wrought throughout time hasn't been caused by Satan, it's been caused by us. No religion in this world has an exact reprensentation of the word of God. The very act of this dimension causes things to be scewed. It's like sticking a straw in a glass of water, the truth will be bent here, no matter how good the intentions.
We're all meant to be a creation of God's own image, as we are. The only thing that screws it up is our own misknowledge of the situation. The more you learn the more Godly you became, hence less fear, hate, pain, and etc. Obviously the more you know the less there is to fear. You'll become more of an exact representation of your creator.
Imo there is only one deity in this universe and thats God, which represents pure love. So there is nothing to fear. So don't fear God, don't fear Satan, the only thing we have to fear is ourselves. And the more evolved the human race becomes, we won't even have to fear that. And then....Perfect peace.
Just my two cents..
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The HTBBS would be overrun by idiotic right wing nutjobs....
wait a minute!
:eek:
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Originally posted by AWMac
(http://www.reviewjournal.com/images/bestoflv/1999/photos/hooters.jpg)
No dam Hooters Hot Wings?
Peepers?
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Originally posted by Neubob
Yeah but Lucifer's an angel, right? He didn't actually build Hell, he was just banished from Heaven. Chances are that he probably wants to go home and live there, not turn it into the place where he was banished to.
Not according to Milton... Hell was built upon the fiery lake where the fallen came to rest. Hell did not exist before the Rebellion. As far as wanting to go "home", there's that whole "better to rule in Hell..." thing.
Or did you think that was from Wrath of Khan?
One of my favorite books. Paradise Lost that is, not Wrath of Khan.
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Originally posted by AWMac
What really grabbed my attention was that TxMom responded quickly about the hot wings...
TxMom what the Hell you doing in Hooters?
:rofl Mac
Check out my addition to my sig.... Thanx TxMom.
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ROFL Mac! :aok
I work a few buildings down from Hooters (never been into one). A few times a year the Hooters gals get all dressed down & come into our office complex passing out wings to all folks in the building, with their business cards, coupons & a little pack of wings.
*edit* You know, they don't have to serve 3rd rate food & try to make up for it with boobs. They could serve 1st rate food & still have the hooters gals there. Doesn't make good business sense to have sucky food.
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Originally posted by texasmom
ROFL Mac! :aok
I work a few buildings down from Hooters (never been into one). A few times a year the Hooters gals get all dressed down & come into our office complex passing out wings to all folks in the building, with their business cards, coupons & a little pack of wings.
Why don't they ever get dressed down and come over to my house!
that sucks! >:)
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Originally posted by Dux
Not according to Milton... Hell was built upon the fiery lake where the fallen came to rest. Hell did not exist before the Rebellion. As far as wanting to go "home", there's that whole "better to rule in Hell..." thing.
Or did you think that was from Wrath of Khan?
One of my favorite books. Paradise Lost that is, not Wrath of Khan.
If you believe in a lake of fire and all that stuff it's amazing. Much of the bible is written as symbolism taken from the minds of it's authors as dictated from the point of inspiration. Every artist knows that the incipient idea begins clean and pure but is altered as it passes through their mind into manifestation. Such is the bible, pure in it's first idea form, but tainted as it passed through the imperfect minds of the imperfect men that authored it. Not totally false though, just perverted. It takes someone who can cut through to it's idea form.
People believing the bible word for word is as ludicrous as killing your only begotten son. Wake up, stop believing every word without knowing what it really means and trying to act on it. There is truth in the bible but it solely doesn't have to be known from there. There is truth everywhere. Man has this need to believe that God acts as petty and spiteful as he does. I believe he is above acting with the same hate and revenge as man does. Due to his pure elevated state of love and understanding. Thus he is God.
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Originally posted by texasmom
ROFL Mac! :aok
*edit* You know, they don't have to serve 3rd rate food & try to make up for it with boobs. They could serve 1st rate food & still have the hooters gals there. Doesn't make good business sense to have sucky food.
On a sleazy note.
Had beer there a number of times, ate there just a few times. Result $5 or $6 dollars for some food i could of got at Jack in the Box for $2 or $3 dollars. Terrible, the only thing there different was boobs. And some girls that you could tell were just working there because they didn't have the brains to be a stripper or pornstar.
The truth hurts..
But hey what do i care.
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Originally posted by LEADPIG
Imo, quit worrying about heaven and hell. There is no condemnation. Your purpose is to screw up here. God understands that, apparently man doesn't. As for Satan... there's none of him. Man has been scared of himself all these years and calling him Satan. Satan's not actually an actual entity, but is more a representation of man's own thoughts and misguided truths appropriated about the universe. All the bads thing wrought throughout time hasn't been caused by Satan, it's been caused by us. No religion in this world has an exact reprensentation of the word of God. The very act of this dimension causes things to be scewed. It's like sticking a straw in a glass of water, the truth will be bent here, no matter how good the intentions.
We're all meant to be a creation of God's own image, as we are. The only thing that screws it up is our own misknowledge of the situation. The more you learn the more Godly you became, hence less fear, hate, pain, and etc. Obviously the more you know the less there is to fear. You'll become more of an exact representation of your creator.
Imo there is only one deity in this universe and thats God, which represents pure love. So there is nothing to fear. So don't fear God, don't fear Satan, the only thing we have to fear is ourselves. And the more evolved the human race becomes, we won't even have to fear that. And then....Perfect peace.
Just my two cents..
Wow! I agree with LEADPIG.
If there is one thing I've learned in the 2 + years since my son and daughter died, it's that hell is a creation of man. There isn't possibly anything anyone could do to me worse then I've already had happen. And trust me I'd sell my soul to get my kids back if that was possible.
I do believe I'll see my kids again, and frankly that's about all I've got to keep me going some days.
Hell is a creation of man to scare other men into being good or they won't get a cookie.
Quit worrying about it. it's a waste of time. Appreciate what you've got.
That or go to Hooters apparently :)
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Originally posted by LEADPIG
And some girls that you could tell were just working there because they didn't have the brains to be a doctor or accountant.
Fixed. :)
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Originally posted by Guppy35
Wow! I agree with LEADPIG.
If there is one thing I've learned in the 2 + years since my son and daughter died, it's that hell is a creation of man. There isn't possibly anything anyone could do to me worse then I've already had happen. And trust me I'd sell my soul to get my kids back if that was possible.
I do believe I'll see my kids again, and frankly that's about all I've got to keep me going some days.
Hell is a creation of man to scare other men into being good or they won't get a cookie.
Quit worrying about it. it's a waste of time. Appreciate what you've got.
That or go to Hooters apparently :)
Hehe :aok
Oh and don't worry you'll see your children again. They aren't anymore dead then if they moved to another country and you didn't see them for awhile. Alive but just in another place. Eternal life doesn't start when you die, we are in it as we speak, in one of it's cycles of the life we have chosen.... We have chosen.
I've been through quite a few spiritual epiphany's in my life. And i'll just leave it at that. And if there is one thing i've learned, it's that
all is fine.
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Lucifer DID conquer Heaven...
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Originally posted by texasmom
Fixed. :)
Not really i just think half the girls that do things like that or so souless, clueless, empty and pathetic, that they lack the intelligence to do those jobs. You might find the odd i'm working my way through college to become a something good... But by and large a bunch of Paris Hiltons if you will.
Which scares me because society seems to be getting more and superficial by the minute.
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When you look at all the bad things happening in the world now, what if Lucifer was right? He saw Gods way was bad and revolted against him.
Now God blames him for everything bad, just as Microsoft blames hardware vendors for lack of driver support.
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Originally posted by LEADPIG
If you believe in a lake of fire and all that stuff it's amazing...
Whoa, Leadpig... I was speaking literarily, not literally. You need to unwind a bit. I didn't take this thread to be THAT serious.
I'm an atheist, btw, but still can enjoy an epic story.
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Originally posted by MrRiplEy[H]
Now God blames him (satan) for everything bad, just as Microsoft blames hardware vendors for lack of driver support.
sig material.
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What if Santa Claus conquers hell? Will bad children get presents too?
What if Superman conquers heaven?
Alien vs. Gabriel?
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Why would he conquerer Heaven, when he has already conquered the USA???
(http://www.evilgeorge.net/Images/Fire%20Mirror.jpg)
SIG 220
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Originally posted by Dux
Whoa, Leadpig... I was speaking literarily, not literally. You need to unwind a bit. I didn't take this thread to be THAT serious.
I'm an atheist, btw, but still can enjoy an epic story.
I thought you were speaking that way i was just saying. I do need to chill...But i love a good philosophical discussion. Makes my brain cells hard. :D
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Originally posted by MrRiplEy[H]
When you look at all the bad things happening in the world now, what if Lucifer was right? He saw Gods way was bad and revolted against him.
Now God blames him for everything bad, just as Microsoft blames hardware vendors for lack of driver support.
The current world as we know it. Not God's way, it's mans way. God stays out of it and let's us act stupid because. A) We asked him to (remember the book of Genesis, that was basicaly the moral of that story). And B) If he interfered and exerted his will on us, we would no longer exist, we'd be basically God's ventriliquist dummies. God, he tries to warn us, but unfortunately nobody listens, poor guy. In fact we to God are kind of like our current president..:rolleyes:
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I can't find the punchline .. :noid
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Originally posted by moot
I can't find the punchline .. :noid
Of course you can't
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Originally posted by LEADPIG
Of course you can't
does that mean there is no punchline or that we are too stupid to understand your subtle wit?
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speak for yourself john.
:p
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Originally posted by JB88
speak for yourself john.
:p
I'd be entitled to say the same thing to John. Wasn't exactly meaning that or was i talking to him. But since he brought it up, maybe he's tripped and landed face first in his own punchline, since i disgiused it as a lemon meringue pie with nice beautiful frosting on it. But oh wait John it's an improvised explosive device don't touch it ! ... Bam!! Guess you right wingers will never get that the punchline is on you....And on America.
But i'm not laughing.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o
:D :rofl