Aces High Bulletin Board

General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Tango on November 18, 2007, 04:57:05 PM

Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: Tango on November 18, 2007, 04:57:05 PM
http://www.ziddio.com/oneVideo.zd?dispatch=fetch&artifactId=32831

I wonder how many he had before his wife made him go to the store.
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: texasmom on November 18, 2007, 05:20:19 PM
LOL ~ omg

Wow:lol

LOL  and LOL

"hang on, I been drinking all day"


"my wife's gonna kick your prettythang"
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: RedTop on November 18, 2007, 05:21:35 PM
:rofl   snort  :rofl   snort  :rofl  I been drinkin all day....I got to pee...just a second......AHHHHHH  I KNOW MY RIGHTS I KNOW MY RIGHTS......Is it illegal to cut grass?

:rofl   snort  :rofl


Moron:cry :rofl
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: Captain Virgil Hilts on November 18, 2007, 05:25:12 PM
I'd have let the guy take a leak.
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: DREDIOCK on November 18, 2007, 05:29:52 PM
That has to be one of the most bizzar cop footage I've ever seen LMAO.

First.

the cop- "your not supposed to be riding a lawnmower on a highway"

A highway?????

What the hell kind of out of the way timbucktwo town is that that a side road barely wide enough for two vehicles to pass going in opposite directions is considered a "highway"??

He'd have a nervous breakdown here in NJ if he ever got on one of our highways LOL
Then again its unlikely anyone here would get pulled over for riding a lawnmower on that type of road. Hell in the summer I see it all the time where neighbors of friends will drive from one yard, to another a few vlocks away and do each other lawns.

Hardly an odd sight unless it really was on a highway

that was NOT a highway

This is a side road
Side road(http://www.bahiker.com/pictures/northbay/caminoalto/small/030road.jpg)

This is one of NJs narrowest highways. Taken about 5 min from my house in Princeton (not exactly a big city kind of town
(http://www.lincolnhighwayassoc.org/info/ny-nj/lake_carnegie_princeton_NJ-MD.jpg)

then the use of the mace.
What was the point?
Seemed hardly needed,

so if he peed you let him finish, then nail him for urinating in public

Im not nailing the cop for abuse. I'd stop short of that
just the whole thing from start to finish seemed bizzar and downright silly

Staged perhaps?
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: Tango on November 18, 2007, 05:35:58 PM
Its not so much that he had a lawnmower on the road but that he was DRINKING and driving it on the road.

As for the highway part, it probably was a main traffic road for that part of the county/parish he was in. Around here where I live he would have been a menace for all the logging trucks coming and going.
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: john9001 on November 18, 2007, 05:45:00 PM
cops, protect and serve.
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: culero on November 18, 2007, 05:47:14 PM
Aww hell, that cop had no call doing that. What Dred said.

As to the subject question....jeez, orders of magnitude worse. The stories I could tell!

You think that cop was PO'ed, ya shoulda seen the Texas state trooper that pulled me over once while I was smoking a J. When I blew pot breath all over him while he was talking to me and he called me on it, I denied it. He got mad and told me "I can smell it all over your ass!".

I calmly replied "Must be your upper lip".

Let's just say he wasn't amused, LOL :lol
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: DREDIOCK on November 18, 2007, 06:21:29 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Tango
Its not so much that he had a lawnmower on the road but that he was DRINKING and driving it on the road.

As for the highway part, it probably was a main traffic road for that part of the county/parish he was in. Around here where I live he would have been a menace for all the logging trucks coming and going.


LMAO And how much traffic you think they get on a road that size..mmm 1-2 trucks a week?

around here thats just a step up from a dirt path. barely worth paving
Big trucks wouldnt even be allowed ona  road that size in most parts of this state.
the trucks would be considered the hazard

Hell the neighborhood roads in our suburbs are wider then that.
We have driveways wider then that.
Hell the road in front of my house is about that wide.

LOL im not trashing you.
it just strikes me as hysterically funny that anyone could consider a road that size a "main road"
That good ol boy would think he was placed in the middle of a nascar track around here.

Give him a nervous breakdown for sure
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: Spikes on November 18, 2007, 07:24:42 PM
:rofl :rofl
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: moot on November 18, 2007, 08:13:45 PM
Quote
Originally posted by culero
You think that cop was PO'ed, ya shoulda seen the Texas state trooper that pulled me over once while I was smoking a J. When I blew pot breath all over him while he was talking to me and he called me on it, I denied it. He got mad and told me "I can smell it all over your ass!".

I calmly replied "Must be your upper lip".

Dude! :rofl
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: Tango on November 18, 2007, 08:15:43 PM
Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
LMAO And how much traffic you think they get on a road that size..mmm 1-2 trucks a week?

around here thats just a step up from a dirt path. barely worth paving
Big trucks wouldnt even be allowed ona  road that size in most parts of this state.
the trucks would be considered the hazard

Hell the neighborhood roads in our suburbs are wider then that.
We have driveways wider then that.
Hell the road in front of my house is about that wide.

LOL im not trashing you.
it just strikes me as hysterically funny that anyone could consider a road that size a "main road"
That good ol boy would think he was placed in the middle of a nascar track around here.

Give him a nervous breakdown for sure


Theres ALOT more traffic than you may think. This is logging country and if that area was too then yes he could have caused problems.
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: Dace on November 18, 2007, 08:16:13 PM
:rofl :rofl ..."My wifes gonna kick your prettythang!!"
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: AWMac on November 18, 2007, 09:16:33 PM
Kinda looked staged to me. The cop had to back up and reposition the cruiser for the dashcam?  Why?

It did have some funny lines in it though..

"My wife is gonna kick your prettythang!!!"

Mac
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: FiLtH on November 18, 2007, 10:49:01 PM
Ya it seemed staged to me.
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: Angus on November 19, 2007, 02:11:24 AM
I bet he was peeing in the Police car afterwards :D
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: crockett on November 19, 2007, 02:52:31 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Captain Virgil Hilts
I'd have let the guy take a leak.


I was thinking the samething.

I dunno about this one though, almost seems a little too set up. Then again there are some pretty stupid people out there.
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: crockett on November 19, 2007, 02:56:33 AM
Quote
Originally posted by culero

You think that cop was PO'ed, ya shoulda seen the Texas state trooper that pulled me over once while I was smoking a J. When I blew pot breath all over him while he was talking to me and he called me on it, I denied it. He got mad and told me "I can smell it all over your ass!".

I calmly replied "Must be your upper lip".

Let's just say he wasn't amused, LOL :lol


That sounds as bad as what one of my brothers friends did when I was in High School. This guy was a few years older than me but he got pulled over by the coppers drunk as hell like an idiot.

Anyway he wanted to take a leak but the cop wouldn't let him. He then proceeded to take a leak on the cops leg. Needles to say he was a little black and blue. I belive he fell down drunk a few times. :rofl
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: Tumor on November 19, 2007, 04:21:24 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Angus
I bet he was peeing in the Police car afterwards :D


Wouldn't blame the guy for doing it on purpose.  oscarhole cops suck in every way.
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: Tango on November 19, 2007, 06:57:53 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Tumor
Wouldn't blame the guy for doing it on purpose.  oscarhole cops suck in every way.


Except when YOU need them, right?
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: DREDIOCK on November 19, 2007, 07:47:48 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Tango
Except when YOU need them, right?


While I do not. I repeat do NOT agree with Tumers assessment.
I think the police do an idealisically  nobel job and one I could never  do or even want to.
But
Outside of a big city and short of a murder and
Barring my kids dissapearing
I can think of VERY few reasons I would need a cop.
Or very few reasons I would ever call the police for anything.

Firemen, yes . EMS yes. Just not cops

Outside of a city. where yes they are indeed needed.
 But most townships are overboated with police.
And lets face reality
I'd be willing to bet most cops dont join the force to become the local townships personaly revenue extortion agancy. Which in essense is what they are primarily used for anymore. Not in stopping crime. Not real crime anyway.

And most crimes arent stopped anyway. Only responded to.
and how many of the crimes commited actually end up being solved?
All you have to do is get robbed once to find out that unless you already know who did it. For the most part your SOL.

Its a nobel profession. it really really is.
Its just one that by and large isnt needed nearly as much as they are made out to be
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: Tumor on November 27, 2007, 12:05:06 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Tango
Except when YOU need them, right?


I didn't say "cops are oscarholes"   ...loosen your girdle a little.
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: DYNAMITE on November 27, 2007, 01:56:14 PM
That is squealing Awesome!:aok :aok
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: 68ROX on November 27, 2007, 02:41:24 PM
What you just saw represented a major cross-section of my neighbors.



68ROX
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: BaldEagl on November 27, 2007, 04:03:51 PM
Quote
Originally posted by crockett
Anyway he wanted to take a leak but the cop wouldn't let him. He then proceeded to take a leak on the cops leg.


When I was in high school we had a party at a friends house one night when his parents were away.

The next morning the doorbell rang and we all got up off the floor still in a daze to go get it.  My friend got there first but no one bothered to hold back his dog (a small to medium sized sheepdog mix).

It was the Jehova witnesses.  Otter (the dog) pranced out the door, lifted his leg and peed all over their legs   :rofl
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: john9001 on November 27, 2007, 04:06:33 PM
good boy, good boy.
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: Gunslinger on November 27, 2007, 04:06:53 PM
"was I speeding?"

LOL  :rofl
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: ariansworld on November 27, 2007, 07:03:34 PM
That was ROFLMAO!!!! :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :aok
Title: Ever been this drunk?????
Post by: sgt203 on November 29, 2007, 05:34:52 AM
That is one funny video :rofl...

I dont think that was staged my bet is the officer saw the guy was drinking when he pased him and was repositioning his vehicle as he was probably going to do some field sobriety tests on the guy and was planning on filming them.

As for the road it is a highway, just not the way most are used to the term being used. Definition- The entire width between the boundry lines of every way publicly maintained, when any part thereof is open to the public for the purpose of vehicular traffic...

Just be be all technical and stuff...

All in all one of the funniest police vids Ive seen.

BTW.... Dudes lucky he didnt get the old hose out and get some of that pepper spray on his member.. he would have been really screaming then  :D :rofl :aok