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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: SHawk on November 23, 2007, 11:02:31 AM
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CINCINNATI (AP) - A seven-year-old Cincinnati, Ohio boy was at the center of a Cincinnati courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Cincinnati Bengals, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.:D
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:rofl :rofl
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PWN :rofl :rofl :rofl
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:rofl :rofl :rofl Whatsa Cincinnati Bengal?
:D
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Around here, the joke is told exactly the same except you replace Cincinnati with "St. Louis Rams"
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Originally posted by SHawk
CINCINNATI (AP) - A seven-year-old Cincinnati, Ohio boy was at the center of a Cincinnati courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Cincinnati Bengals, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.:D
Ahh yes, my friend told me this joke before in school. Except it replaced the team with the Yankees.
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You could put the Jets in there too
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LOL
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wow, that even seemed funny to a brit.
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Same thing In texas, but It's the Dallas Cowboys.. They are doing pretty good this year but Greenbays going to stomp them......:D
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Originally posted by gusman
You could put the Jets in there too
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Crims
Jets Season Ticket Holder From 1981 thru 2005 :cry
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How about the dolphins :P
Meatwad its not St. Louis's fault they are hurt with injuries. (my favorite team)
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Originally posted by Hoarach
How about the dolphins :P
Meatwad its not St. Louis's fault they are hurt with injuries. (my favorite team)
Dolphins lost their best chance to win a game when McNabb got hurt :D
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it's good to be from boston at this time. hahaha at those other poor soles who root for other teams. haha patriots ftw!!!11!
god bless massachusettes and boston, God bless us!!!!!11!!!.
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Nice to be someone who don't give a crap about sports.... Kinda a waste of time and $ IMOP
All that money should be used to pay the US farmers that feed faces not to the guy that can catch a ball the best and run to the end of the field..... lol
Good joke though.
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that's not funny! :mad:
it's true though :cry
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Originally posted by Flayed1
Nice to be someone who don't give a crap about sports.... Kinda a waste of time and $ IMOP
All that money should be used to pay the US farmers that feed faces not to the guy that can catch a ball the best and run to the end of the field..... lol
Good joke though.
You Mean the Farmers that get Paid for not growing anything:eek:
And when you can get 65,000 people to watch the farmer grow his Corn
he would make that kinda Money:rolleyes: IMHO
Crims
479th Raiders FG
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Why is everybody so serious here?:D