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Title: Stang check out this Custody Case
Post by: SHawk on November 23, 2007, 11:02:31 AM
CINCINNATI (AP) - A seven-year-old Cincinnati, Ohio boy was at the center of a Cincinnati courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten  by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.  The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Cincinnati Bengals, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.:D
Title: Stang check out this Custody Case
Post by: Husky01 on November 23, 2007, 11:04:45 AM
:rofl :rofl
Title: Stang check out this Custody Case
Post by: dedalos on November 23, 2007, 11:25:07 AM
PWN :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Stang check out this Custody Case
Post by: Capt.Joe on November 23, 2007, 11:31:00 AM
:rofl :rofl :rofl  Whatsa Cincinnati Bengal?


















:D
Title: Stang check out this Custody Case
Post by: Meatwad on November 23, 2007, 11:38:51 AM
Around here, the joke is told exactly the same except you replace Cincinnati with "St. Louis Rams"
Title: Re: Stang check out this Custody Case
Post by: Spikes on November 23, 2007, 11:42:59 AM
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Originally posted by SHawk
CINCINNATI (AP) - A seven-year-old Cincinnati, Ohio boy was at the center of a Cincinnati courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten  by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.  The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Cincinnati Bengals, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.:D


Ahh yes, my friend told me this joke before in school. Except it replaced the team with the Yankees.
Title: Stang check out this Custody Case
Post by: gusman on November 23, 2007, 11:46:35 AM
You could put the Jets in there too
Title: Stang check out this Custody Case
Post by: Morpheus on November 23, 2007, 11:48:32 AM
LOL
Title: Stang check out this Custody Case
Post by: soda72 on November 23, 2007, 11:56:59 AM
:rofl
Title: Stang check out this Custody Case
Post by: hubsonfire on November 23, 2007, 12:07:39 PM
:lol
Title: Stang check out this Custody Case
Post by: B@tfinkV on November 23, 2007, 01:16:50 PM
wow, that even seemed funny to a brit.


:lol
Title: Stang check out this Custody Case
Post by: Avaro on November 23, 2007, 01:22:19 PM
Same thing In texas, but It's the Dallas Cowboys.. They are doing pretty good this year but Greenbays going to stomp them......:D
Title: Stang check out this Custody Case
Post by: kilz on November 23, 2007, 02:08:06 PM
:rofl :rofl
Title: Stang check out this Custody Case
Post by: Wes14 on November 23, 2007, 02:41:46 PM
:rofl
Title: Stang check out this Custody Case
Post by: crims on November 23, 2007, 05:05:45 PM
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Originally posted by gusman
You could put the Jets in there too



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Crims
Jets Season Ticket Holder From 1981 thru 2005 :cry
Title: Stang check out this Custody Case
Post by: Hoarach on November 23, 2007, 06:28:19 PM
How about the dolphins :P

Meatwad its not St. Louis's fault they are hurt with injuries.  (my favorite team)
Title: Stang check out this Custody Case
Post by: LYNX on November 23, 2007, 11:51:52 PM
:rofl
Title: Stang check out this Custody Case
Post by: Shaky on November 24, 2007, 12:07:02 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Hoarach
How about the dolphins :P

Meatwad its not St. Louis's fault they are hurt with injuries.  (my favorite team)


Dolphins lost their best chance to win a game when McNabb got hurt :D
Title: Stang check out this Custody Case
Post by: sunfan1121 on November 24, 2007, 01:28:50 AM
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Stang check out this Custody Case
Post by: PaddyD on November 24, 2007, 02:32:21 AM
it's good to be from boston at this time. hahaha at  those other poor soles who root for other teams. haha patriots ftw!!!11!
god bless massachusettes and boston, God bless us!!!!!11!!!.
Title: Stang check out this Custody Case
Post by: Flayed1 on November 24, 2007, 03:15:41 AM
Nice to be someone who don't give a crap about sports....  Kinda a waste of time and $  IMOP    

  All that money should be used to pay the US farmers that feed faces not to the guy that can catch a ball the best and run to the end of the field..... lol


 Good joke though.
Title: Stang check out this Custody Case
Post by: megadud on November 24, 2007, 03:33:49 AM
that's not funny! :mad:

it's true though :cry
Title: Stang check out this Custody Case
Post by: crims on November 24, 2007, 09:05:03 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Flayed1
Nice to be someone who don't give a crap about sports....  Kinda a waste of time and $  IMOP    

  All that money should be used to pay the US farmers that feed faces not to the guy that can catch a ball the best and run to the end of the field..... lol


 Good joke though.



You Mean the Farmers that get Paid for not growing anything:eek:

And when you can get 65,000 people to watch the farmer grow his Corn

he would make that kinda Money:rolleyes:    IMHO


Crims

479th Raiders FG
Title: Stang check out this Custody Case
Post by: SEraider on November 24, 2007, 08:59:28 PM
Why is everybody so serious here?:D