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Title: Can't.... Stop.... Sneezing
Post by: Neubob on November 23, 2007, 05:05:48 PM: Sneezing at a rate of about 8 times per hour, 16 hours a day, for the last 5 days.
Title: Can't.... Stop.... Sneezing
Post by: DiabloTX on November 23, 2007, 05:08:08 PM: Sounds like you're allergic to the O'Club.

I recommend you take a break.
Title: Re: Can't.... Stop.... Sneezing
Post by: Tigeress on November 23, 2007, 05:10:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Neubob
Sneezing at a rate of about 8 times per hour, 16 hours a day, for the last 5 days.

What changed 5 to 8 days, or so, ago?

Sincerely hope you figure this out and real soon... a sneeze momentarily stops the heart from beating.

TIGERESS
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Post by: eskimo2 on November 23, 2007, 05:16:59 PM: Even at work or school or elsewhere?
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Post by: clerick on November 23, 2007, 05:23:40 PM: Stop buying coke from baby fur seals.
Title: Can't.... Stop.... Sneezing
Post by: Neubob on November 23, 2007, 05:23:51 PM: I've been off this whole week and have been at the beach since saturday afternoon. There's a dusty couch here but I tend to stay away from it. The air ducts are cleaned regularly, but this seems irrelevant since I continue to sneeze even when I go outside.
Title: Can't.... Stop.... Sneezing
Post by: clerick on November 23, 2007, 05:37:17 PM: what, may i ask, do you do for a living that allows for such a lavish vacation?
Title: Can't.... Stop.... Sneezing
Post by: Neubob on November 23, 2007, 05:40:13 PM: I'm a law student. The beachhouse belongs to the folks... With the exception of these periodic sneeze-filled escapes, my life is hardly lavish.
Title: Can't.... Stop.... Sneezing
Post by: eskimo2 on November 23, 2007, 05:45:36 PM: So, you are at home and going to the beach daily, or you are at a beach house on vacation? How close are you normally to the beach? What is new or different?
Title: Can't.... Stop.... Sneezing
Post by: clerick on November 23, 2007, 05:46:53 PM: I want a nasally-irritating beach house! :cry
Title: Can't.... Stop.... Sneezing
Post by: Neubob on November 23, 2007, 05:54:26 PM: Quote
Originally posted by eskimo2
So, you are at home and going to the beach daily, or you are at a beach house on vacation? How close are you normally to the beach? What is new or different?

I'm at the beach house on vacation. It's about 4 hours away from where I normally live. That being said, it is important to note that I reside in a place that has some of the worst air in the country. I generally don't sneeze 1/10 as much while there though.

I think it's the couch. Its possessed by billions of dust mites and the dead skin cells of 9 years worth of freeloading guests.
Title: Can't.... Stop.... Sneezing
Post by: eskimo2 on November 23, 2007, 06:02:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Neubob
I'm at the beach house on vacation. It's about 4 hours away from where I normally live. That being said, it is important to note that I reside in a place that has some of the worst air in the country. I generally don't sneeze 1/10 as much while there though.

I think it's the couch. Its possessed by billions of dust mites and the dead skin cells of 9 years worth of freeloading guests.

But you are also sneezing when you go outside?
Maybe it's salt air...
Pitch a tent on the beach and sleep outside for a night. See what happens.
Title: Can't.... Stop.... Sneezing
Post by: Neubob on November 23, 2007, 06:07:30 PM: Lol, eskimo, if this keeps up I just might.

I'm hoping that the sneezing outside can be attributed to the time delay between the cold air first hitting my nostrils and my body finally suppressing the sneezing reflex.

I took some claritin and it's calmed down. I wonder if it's time to start with the wine yet.
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Post by: john9001 on November 23, 2007, 06:08:16 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Neubob
That being said, it is important to note that I reside in a place that has some of the worst air in the country.

ahh haa, you are allergic to fresh air, go sniff a diesel truck exhaust. that should fix it.
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Post by: clerick on November 23, 2007, 06:09:31 PM: Quote
Originally posted by eskimo2
Pitch a tent on the beach...

Just don't get caught! You might get charged with indecent exposure.
Title: Can't.... Stop.... Sneezing
Post by: Tac on November 23, 2007, 06:16:54 PM: Dr. Gupta says its a rare form of allergy.

Namely, you've become allergic to your monkey.

Please. Stop spanking the monkey.
Title: Can't.... Stop.... Sneezing
Post by: rpm on November 24, 2007, 01:03:21 AM: Benadryl, Claratin, Allegra. One of those 3 should solve your problem.
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Post by: texasmom on November 24, 2007, 01:48:15 AM: Ouch ~ it must be painful to sneeze that much. Hope that works out for ya!
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Post by: AWMac on November 24, 2007, 02:11:08 AM: Reminds me of an Off Color joke about a guy on an Airline... ya see he'd sneeze then unzip his...... nevermind....

Stop sniffin pepper ya perv!!!

:D

Mac
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Post by: SD67 on November 24, 2007, 02:15:36 AM: Nuebob: Doctor, every time I sneeze I have a mind blowing orgasm!
Doctor: My that is unusual, have you been taking anything for it?
Nuebob: Black pepper...
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Post by: moot on November 24, 2007, 02:22:59 AM: IIRC excessive sneezing is bad for your brains. You should ask a doctor about it if you haven't already.
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Post by: Pooh21 on November 24, 2007, 07:04:05 AM: When I was at my parents for thanksgiving my mom said the newest thing is to spray water up your nose or sniff it or something. Try doing that with vodka and report back. That should clear your sinuses out.
Title: Can't.... Stop.... Sneezing
Post by: 68ROX on November 24, 2007, 07:07:52 AM: Keep blowing your nose as often as possible.

Old radio trick.

I did radio for 23 years....never sneezed on air.

68ROX
Title: Can't.... Stop.... Sneezing
Post by: FBplmmr on November 24, 2007, 07:21:30 AM: red tide?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_tide (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_tide)