Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Meatwad on November 24, 2007, 01:19:29 PM
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1. deadly sea monster that will actually attack people/bases at random
2. HT will take an RV6 or flying pt boat and haunt you down if you been a bad boy on the BBS
3. Gremlins will inhabit your bomber and slowly take it apart piece by piece
4. On a few selected aircraft, you will have banana peels you can select in the hangar to drop as mines. When an enemy GV hits it, it will roll over upside down.
5. On christmas eve, santa claus will be enabled, with bombs shaped and skinned to look like christmas presents. The reindeer can also drop brown 50kg **** bombs too.
6. A samuari on a horse will be a new gv to use. His weapon is a samuari sword in which he can hack targets to death. (banana peel rule also applies)
7. Trains for resupplying strat targets will be completely remodeled. Their new name would be called the "Pain Train", where each railroad car would have a quad 20mm cannon mounted on it followed by a flatcar with an fully operational SA-7 on it.
8. As most of you here have sat idle in the tower and watch everything burn on a field while waiting for the hanger to come up, you now have an option to put the fire out faster. For 200 vehicle perks, you can walk out onto the field and urinate on a fire of your choice. This will only take off 15 seconds of rebuild time, so you will have to go as a group to put one item out. Better yet, you can spend 1 perk for a perishable item and have a weenie/marshmallow roast out there. You can NOT give check 6 calls while doing this.
9. spawn camping in a gv at night will be very dangerous. If you sit still and camp for a period of time, the boogeyman will come out and rip your turrent off.
10. Mini areas of the maps will be enabled for some special fun. They will be as follows
---> Land before time (dinos rule that area, but you can strafe/spawn a gv into there. Killing one will give you a few perks)
---> Pirate/viking area (Ye be settin sail on the high seas to plunder treasure, beer, and sheep [YES SHEEP])
The dinos will exacpe every now and then and ravage the real part of the MA. The same goes for pirates/viking ships. If you are patient enough, you can sail a large group of them and attack an airfield.
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So you are saying we need a Bizarro day?
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Yes Yes OH GOD YES
*Ahem...
It wouldnt hurt :)
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Make it so you spontaneously explode if your plane goes over 250MPH. :)
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if it occurs at exactly 250mph and always occurs, how is that spontaneous?
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if it occurs at exactly 250mph and always occurs, how is that spontaneous?
My COD! Storch spontaneously made sense!!
:D couldn't resist
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Originally posted by Wes14
Make it so you spontaneously explode if your plane goes over 250MPH. :)
A while ago the stang used to do something very similar. Before the problem was fixed it shed wings regularly. I had one do it straight and level at a medium high speed just because I fired the guns. Ratta tatta RIP and both wings went away.
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:confused:
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11. Whenever a person enters a furball "You're the best" by Joe esposito plays in your cockpit until your untimely death.
I had it on loop earlier today and it was awesome.:D
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meatwad is spontaneously bored.
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Originally posted by john9001
meatwad is spontaneously bored.
Yeah, no more h2h bashing for her... Too bad..
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Weather is reimplemented to Aces High.
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Originally posted by john9001
meatwad is spontaneously bored.
Sometimes yes. Every once in a while there is a crappy map up and there just doesnt seem to be anything good going on.
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more boobs.
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How long would this change take?......... "two weeks"?
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Originally posted by ROC
My COD! Storch spontaneously made sense!!
:D couldn't resist
bah, don't you have any boring scenarios to plan or something?
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If you drop bombs from a bomber while in an kind of a dive the bombs explode in the bomb bay.
or
Tracers become Paintballs for a day
:D
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You had me on, "urinate on a fire of your choice".
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How about for the month of December,instead of resupply trucks..Have Santa sleigh flying NOE towed by sheep?
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Originally posted by storch
if it occurs at exactly 250mph and always occurs, how is that spontaneous?
We'll have to get Keanu to re-enact Speed in order to keep the Speed away from 250.
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Has someone been swimming in the egg nog before December? :eek:
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Admit it Storch, you giggled, you know that was well timed :D
Happy Holidays to you by the way.
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Originally posted by ROC
Admit it Storch, you giggled, you know that was well timed :D
Happy Holidays to you by the way.
:D is you sig line being less than truthful though?
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Originally posted by Meatwad
7. Trains for resupplying strat targets will be completely remodeled. Their new name would be called the "Pain Train", where each railroad car would have a quad 20mm cannon mounted on it followed by a flatcar with an fully operational SA-7 on it.
"Pain Train" is a registered trademark of LTAR Inc. and Lead to Air Ratio, LTD. Use of this name in any context other than referring to simultaneously upping six (6) or more LTAR manned Ostwinds equipped with 37mm guns for anti-aircraft defense on a capped base violates local, state and federal copyright laws and is strictly prohibited.
You are hereby requested and required to withdraw the term "Pain Train" in connection to your proposed modification to the Aces High air combat on line game. Failure to do so will result in fines, jail time, and a possible noogie given by a burly female ATF agent. Repeated violations will result in the delivery of a double-sausage pizza to your place of residence every night for two (2) months.
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Oh I'd love to see a "what the fug...that's near!" day.
Like...
1) The HTC folks decided to quietly develop the F-15C. Suddenly La-7s are exploding as the result of AMRAAMs lauched from beyond visual range. For 5000 perk points, its yours.
2) The only skin available for the La7 is the reknowned Barbie one
3) The Lancaster has that monster 20,000 pound bomb ....and everyone heads to tank town :) Scores of LTAR die that day.
4) There's no chat buffer for 24 hours.
5) In-Range vox has a squelch!
6) Only post-pubescent males are allowed on vox for a day
7) Guided weapons. Please, just one Maverick when I find the spawn camping Tiger!
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Originally posted by E25280
"Pain Train" is a registered trademark of LTAR Inc. and Lead to Air Ratio, LTD. Use of this name in any context other than referring to simultaneously upping six (6) or more LTAR manned Ostwinds equipped with 37mm guns for anti-aircraft defense on a capped base violates local, state and federal copyright laws and is strictly prohibited.
You are hereby requested and required to withdraw the term "Pain Train" in connection to your proposed modification to the Aces High air combat on line game. Failure to do so will result in fines, jail time, and a possible noogie given by a burly female ATF agent. Repeated violations will result in the delivery of a double-sausage pizza to your place of residence every night for two (2) months.
Now thats funny :rofl
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Originally posted by LePaul
2) The only skin available for the La7 is the reknowned Barbie one
There is a barbie skin?
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Somewhere me thinks.
There is a "My Little Pony" skin for the 51 :D
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Originally posted by Coshy
There is a barbie skin?
Yes.
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you dont like the L.T.A.R.S do you LePaul??
:D :D
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Originally posted by chase4
you dont like the L.T.A.R.S do you LePaul??
:D :D
I do like them a lot, those guys are exceptional shots and be counted on for a grueling fight.
You'll know an LTAR flak panzer when you loose a wing 3,000 feet above one!