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Title: Feeling Depressed?
Post by: wrag on November 27, 2007, 12:24:32 AM

I was feeling depressed last week, so I called the mental health help line. Like all other call centers, it has been out- sourced to a third world location.

When I told the operator in Pakistan that I was feeling suicidal, he got very excited and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly a plane.

Title: Re: Feeling Depressed?
Post by: KgB on November 27, 2007, 12:30:35 AM

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Originally posted by wrag
I was feeling depressed last week, so I called the mental health help line. Like all other call centers, it has been out- sourced to a third world location.

When I told the operator in Pakistan that I was feeling suicidal, he got very excited and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly a plane.

Why are you depressed?

Title: Feeling Depressed?
Post by: Shaky on November 27, 2007, 12:40:47 AM

umm....Clue rake needed on aisle 5.....

Title: Feeling Depressed?
Post by: SirLoin on November 27, 2007, 02:36:11 AM

:lol

Title: Feeling Depressed?
Post by: B@tfinkV on November 27, 2007, 03:01:57 AM

lmfao at first post and shaky you got my wetting myself there

Title: Re: Feeling Depressed?
Post by: Avaro on November 27, 2007, 03:06:35 AM

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Originally posted by wrag
I was feeling depressed last week, so I called the mental health help line. Like all other call centers, it has been out- sourced to a third world location.

When I told the operator in Pakistan that I was feeling suicidal, he got very excited and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly a plane.

:rofl

Title: Feeling Depressed?
Post by: cav58d on November 27, 2007, 03:47:03 AM

hmmm.......not even a change in facial expression after reading that one.....awful lmao....

Title: Feeling Depressed?
Post by: Jackal1 on November 27, 2007, 04:18:40 AM

Hehe.

"Are you wishing to buy areeeeeeaaaa rug?" :)

Title: Re: Re: Feeling Depressed?
Post by: wrag on November 27, 2007, 03:31:03 PM

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Originally posted by KgB
Why are you depressed?

HUH????

OK that's it NO MORE Mr. NICE wrag!!!

I'm gettin one of these and...................

Your all DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.backyardartillery.com/machinegun/

Title: Re: Feeling Depressed?
Post by: AWMac on November 27, 2007, 04:16:02 PM

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Originally posted by wrag
I was feeling depressed last week, so I called the mental health help line. Like all other call centers, it has been out- sourced to a third world location.

When I told the operator in Pakistan that I was feeling suicidal, he got very excited and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly a plane.

Just another bad attempt at an old joke.

Like a bent over Scottsman in a kilt, you really need more material.

Mac