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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: shamroc on November 30, 2007, 10:15:25 AM
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...and don't mess with TEXAS !
http://www.break.com/index/angry-jimmy-dean-sausage-customer.html
God Bless Texas.
That is all.
:lol
Shamroc
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Man, if there were only some forum where you would post threads that have nothing to do with Aces High...
That would be cool.
:D
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Is that an average citizen?
68ROX
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Originally posted by 68ROX
Is that an average citizen?
68ROX
Dunno, but that is one funny audio clip.
"a woman, that's a little plump, Scotch girl"
A couple dozen eggs?? No wonder we're a nation of fatties.
Some people have entirely too much free time and get wound up about the stupidest things.
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Some little consumer geekaroid.....
:lol
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:rofl
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he likes Jimmy Dean sausage for breakfast , along with his eggs and t-bone steak. :O
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"son of a b1tch, someone needs their prettythang kicked"
:lol :rofl :lol :rofl :aok
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Originally posted by Redlegs
"son of a b1tch, someone needs their prettythang kicked"
:lol :rofl :lol :rofl :aok
FRIED CHICKIN'S & ASSKICKIN'S !!!!! :lol
Shamroc
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Maybe he should just griddle up a couple dozen pancakes :lol
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As funny as it was, the first part of the complaint was actually pretty good. The guy explained exactly what he was unhappy about, why he was unhappy about, explained local market conditions, and stated his position as a consumer that he would not purchase multiple downsized products in place of discontinued products.
There is a hitch in the audio so I suspect that there may have been some heavy editing of at least two clips there. The second part after the hitch was laced with a lot more profanity and the voice doesn't sound quite the same either, so the second half sounds like it was faked or added in later.
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I'll re-phrase, your honor.
Is that an average citizen of Texas?
If so, I want to sell them Whole Life Insurance on direct.
They'll all be dead in 20 years.
I'll make about $75,000 on just this one family.
Are there MORE Texans like this?
I need a Texas reciprical licence.
Pork....the breakfast food designed to kill you.
68ROX
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Originally posted by scottydawg
"a woman, that's a little plump, Scotch girl"
LOL! Loved it:rofl :aok
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Originally posted by 68ROX
I'll re-phrase, your honor.
Is that an average citizen of Texas?
If so, I want to sell them Whole Life Insurance on direct.
They'll all be dead in 20 years.
I'll make about $75,000 on just this one family.
Are there MORE Texans like this?
I need a Texas reciprical licence.
Pork....the breakfast food designed to kill you.
68ROX
An insurance salesman?!?!?!?! EEEEEWWWWEEEEEE That's almost as bad as as shoe salesman! :huh
:p
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I love breakfasts like that. eggs over easy. hash brown taters. fried green tomaters , Two 12 oz tubes of Jimmy Dean Sausage ground up with 40 mg of Lipitor (may substitute one of the statins) and white gravy and biscuits. mmmboy...
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Originally posted by Gunthr
I love breakfasts like that. eggs over easy. hash brown taters. fried green tomaters , Two 12 oz tubes of Jimmy Dean Sausage ground up with 40 mg of Lipitor (may substitute one of the statins) and white gravy and biscuits. mmmboy...
Crap you just made me hungry :(
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Originally posted by Meatwad
Crap you just made me hungry :(
Would you care from some Jimmy Dean poke sausage on yer breakfast pizza?
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Hes gonna buy steak for breakfast but is too lazy to buy TWO packages and get MORE sausage for his breakfast? In fact why even buy the sausage in the first place if hes gonna have steak with it?
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Awwwe poor fat tub oh watermelon is upset that he and 5 other fat tubs O watermelon cant partact in the act of gluttony cause JD reducted the size of the package.
someone please cry him a river.
Im alll dried up
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Sausage is expensive. When I buy a 12oz roll, its about $5.
Someone mentioned hashbrowns and fried green tomatoes for breakfast, now that sounds good!
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JD sausage is cheep here and this is what i do to them:
rool it out and add some vegys and cheese to it
(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/3896/81401918mb4.th.jpg) (http://img89.imageshack.us/my.php?image=81401918mb4.jpg)
roll it up into a pinwheel like this:
(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1259/19658207dk0.th.jpg) (http://img89.imageshack.us/my.php?image=19658207dk0.jpg)
smoke it in a smoker with hickory wood for 3 hours add some cheese on top.
(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/8773/72871784hw1.th.jpg) (http://img89.imageshack.us/my.php?image=72871784hw1.jpg)
(http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/8959/75449351jw1.th.jpg) (http://img85.imageshack.us/my.php?image=75449351jw1.jpg)
(http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/7373/10jo2.th.jpg) (http://img85.imageshack.us/my.php?image=10jo2.jpg)
(http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/2370/11sb0.th.jpg) (http://img85.imageshack.us/my.php?image=11sb0.jpg)
this fatty turned out to be a big winner,, it was good so dont talk about fatties unless you know how to cook or smoke one and show pics of it:D
the vid was to slow for my dialup connection so i didnt see it so i hope im on topic here to make some mouths water for a jimmy dean sausage thats smoked. probly not on topic at all but im shure some are ready to show p at my door for some of this tho:D
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I just bought over 50 pounds of homemade German sausage. Our German Family Society Youth Group makes it as a fundraiser. It’s the same stuff that I grill at the GFS Oktoberfest; all parents help out somehow. It has no preservatives; my wife is allergic to the junk that they put in store bought sausage, but she can eat this. I think it digests better than regular sausage or hot dogs; I certainly don’t get that, “I feel like I just ate 20 hot dogs” feeling. It tastes way better as well and we use it in all kinds of meals.
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my grandfather used to make our sausage. I used to help him. believe me when bejamin disraeli said it is better for the common man not to know how laws and sausages are made he was correct. they still taste great but basically it's all the stuff that I would now throw away after slaughtering a pig. I will eat sausage but it is nasty to make.
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Originally posted by Maverick
An insurance salesman?!?!?!?! EEEEEWWWWEEEEEE That's almost as bad as as shoe salesman! :huh
Wow, Mav...
Just out of curiosity, the next time you stop in to drop off your car insurance premium, ask them how much business they do in a year.
I do AFLAC, which is supplimental health & life. Company #151 on the Fortune 500 list. I'm proud of it.
I help people from going broke after they get the bill from the 20% they their major medical won't pay...much less the $5,000 deductable. Over 80% of all bankruptcies are from medical bills--of people who HAD major medical.
I will have sausage stuffing at Thanksgiving...but just the one time a year...tradition.
68ROX
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An insurance salesman and without a sense of humor too. :cry
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"600 lbs of men... Me, Your Brother and you... and the girls."
:rofl
How can you ever mess with Texas... they do so well on their own.
Mac