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Title: caption this pic 3/12/07
Post by: Swoop on December 03, 2007, 05:26:19 AM
(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-8/48257/santa.jpg)

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-8/48257/Swoop2.gif)
Title: caption this pic 3/12/07
Post by: Jackal1 on December 03, 2007, 05:31:07 AM
oscar$%%^^$$$  HO!
Title: caption this pic 3/12/07
Post by: DREDIOCK on December 03, 2007, 06:30:32 AM
Airlines doing their part to kill Christmas
Title: caption this pic 3/12/07
Post by: mentalguy on December 03, 2007, 06:34:28 AM
Hitech didn't win that HO on X-mas.
Title: caption this pic 3/12/07
Post by: Saxman on December 03, 2007, 07:46:13 AM
PWNT!
Title: caption this pic 3/12/07
Post by: Latrobe on December 03, 2007, 08:04:04 AM
Airlines win again.
Title: caption this pic 3/12/07
Post by: Chairboy on December 03, 2007, 08:08:18 AM
CAUSE: The elf pilot's failure to 'See and avoid' traffic.  Contributing cause, lack of an electrical system and appropriate transponder on the flying sleigh.
Title: caption this pic 3/12/07
Post by: AWMac on December 03, 2007, 09:58:47 AM
Shortly after the massive lay offs at North Pole Inc. Captain Rudolph (The RedNosed) Reindeer sought revenge on the first day of his new job.

:D

Mac
Title: caption this pic 3/12/07
Post by: Hawk78th on December 03, 2007, 10:31:38 AM
---RADAR  INOP---


 (Usually a placard on/near the inoperative system... so the Pilot in command won't/ can't use it)


  for all you pilot's  out there... MEL item-- for VFR use--

:lol
Title: caption this pic 3/12/07
Post by: FiLtH on December 03, 2007, 02:22:22 PM
Funny pic..but captioning should be used when the pic doesnt speak for itself. Just sayin :P
Title: caption this pic 3/12/07
Post by: Maverick on December 03, 2007, 03:20:53 PM
Co pilot to Captain.

I think you've made the permanent naughty list.
Title: caption this pic 3/12/07
Post by: AWMac on December 03, 2007, 03:30:08 PM
Captain to Co Pilot...

I don't think we have to worry about a "List" any more.

:D

Mac
Title: caption this pic 3/12/07
Post by: Maverick on December 03, 2007, 06:31:10 PM
Co pilot to Captain,

Since you just made Christmas presents from Santa no longer an option for the rest of the world, I wouldn't worry about that pension of yours anymore once it becomes known. Been nice knowin ya "dead man walking".









So there Mac! :p
Title: caption this pic 3/12/07
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on December 03, 2007, 06:57:42 PM
"Santa got run over by a Boeing,
Flyin' home from our house christmas eve,
You can say there is no such thing as santa,
But as for me and pilots we beleive

He'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
and we begged him not to go,
But he forgot his medication,
So he flew off into the snow

They found him christmas morning,
Lying on the tarmac,
There were tire marks across his forehead,
and an incriminating 767 on his back

Santa got run over by a Boeing,
Flyin' home from our house christmas eve,
You can say there is no such thing as santa,
But as for me and pilots we beleive

We are all so proud of the pilot,
He's been takin it so well,
See him flying trans con,
Drinking beer and foolin with a flight attendent named Mel,"

Read to the tune of "grandma got run over by a reindeer"
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Post by: AWMac on December 03, 2007, 07:00:41 PM
As a Retired Elf my pension doesn't keep up with the level of Reindeer living.

Santa is slowing taking away the benifits.

I'm still shoveling chit, healthcare sux and wishing I was still in my Elfin Green.

Santa Sux.

:p

Mac

Wait we're talking about Santa Claus?...

Never mind...

Good bloke, eats well. Jolly old chap.



*it's a hidden message Mav.... use decoder ring.  LOL*
Title: caption this pic 3/12/07
Post by: Hawk78th on December 04, 2007, 04:02:40 PM
---FAA to PIC....(thinking of Santa)

" Silly Bastage's.. the both of ya... You never turned on the IFF.. theRadio OR the TCAS ".....

(The Traffic alert and Collision Avoidance System (or TCAS)

 ---FAA to NTSB

"So who's gonna do the report & wadda think we should tell the little munchkin's at the North pole"

:confused:
Title: caption this pic 3/12/07
Post by: Airscrew on December 04, 2007, 05:02:43 PM
Flight Engineer to Pilot and Co-pilot -- "If you spent had spent more time flying intead of flappin your gums you might have noticed that before you hit him..."