Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Swoop on December 03, 2007, 05:26:19 AM
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(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-8/48257/santa.jpg)
(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-8/48257/Swoop2.gif)
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oscar$%%^^$$$ HO!
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Airlines doing their part to kill Christmas
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Hitech didn't win that HO on X-mas.
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PWNT!
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Airlines win again.
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CAUSE: The elf pilot's failure to 'See and avoid' traffic. Contributing cause, lack of an electrical system and appropriate transponder on the flying sleigh.
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Shortly after the massive lay offs at North Pole Inc. Captain Rudolph (The RedNosed) Reindeer sought revenge on the first day of his new job.
:D
Mac
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---RADAR INOP---
(Usually a placard on/near the inoperative system... so the Pilot in command won't/ can't use it)
for all you pilot's out there... MEL item-- for VFR use--
:lol
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Funny pic..but captioning should be used when the pic doesnt speak for itself. Just sayin :P
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Co pilot to Captain.
I think you've made the permanent naughty list.
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Captain to Co Pilot...
I don't think we have to worry about a "List" any more.
:D
Mac
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Co pilot to Captain,
Since you just made Christmas presents from Santa no longer an option for the rest of the world, I wouldn't worry about that pension of yours anymore once it becomes known. Been nice knowin ya "dead man walking".
So there Mac! :p
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"Santa got run over by a Boeing,
Flyin' home from our house christmas eve,
You can say there is no such thing as santa,
But as for me and pilots we beleive
He'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
and we begged him not to go,
But he forgot his medication,
So he flew off into the snow
They found him christmas morning,
Lying on the tarmac,
There were tire marks across his forehead,
and an incriminating 767 on his back
Santa got run over by a Boeing,
Flyin' home from our house christmas eve,
You can say there is no such thing as santa,
But as for me and pilots we beleive
We are all so proud of the pilot,
He's been takin it so well,
See him flying trans con,
Drinking beer and foolin with a flight attendent named Mel,"
Read to the tune of "grandma got run over by a reindeer"
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As a Retired Elf my pension doesn't keep up with the level of Reindeer living.
Santa is slowing taking away the benifits.
I'm still shoveling chit, healthcare sux and wishing I was still in my Elfin Green.
Santa Sux.
:p
Mac
Wait we're talking about Santa Claus?...
Never mind...
Good bloke, eats well. Jolly old chap.
*it's a hidden message Mav.... use decoder ring. LOL*
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---FAA to PIC....(thinking of Santa)
" Silly Bastage's.. the both of ya... You never turned on the IFF.. theRadio OR the TCAS ".....
(The Traffic alert and Collision Avoidance System (or TCAS)
---FAA to NTSB
"So who's gonna do the report & wadda think we should tell the little munchkin's at the North pole"
:confused:
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Flight Engineer to Pilot and Co-pilot -- "If you spent had spent more time flying intead of flappin your gums you might have noticed that before you hit him..."