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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Mickey1992 on December 05, 2007, 09:35:28 AM
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I hope it's not old. I thought it was funny. :aok
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INDIANAPOLIS METROPOLITAN POLICE DEPARTMENT
FOR PUBLIC RELEASE
CASE REPORT: 07-0104431
INCIDENT: 584 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
INVOLVEMENT: SUBPOENA OFFICER #1
LOCATION: E 62ND ST/N COLLEGE AV
GEO ZONE: 259011
AREA: MND BEAT: ND52
OCCURRED: 07/08/2007 03:26 TO 07/08/2007 04:00
ARRESTS: 1
INJURED: 0
DEAD: 0
VEHICLE TOWED: 0
PERSON: 1
PERSON INVOLVEMENT: ARR ARRESTED
PERSON NAME: MCGRATH,JAMES A
RACE: W WHITE
SEX: M MALE
DATE OF BIRTH: xx0xx0xx
AGE: 2x
ADDRESS: xxxx BENT OAK DR
CITY, STATE, ZIP: INDIANAPOLIS IN 46236
HOME PHONE: (317)826-xxxx
DATE OF ARREST: 07/08/2007
ARREST LOCATION: E 62ND ST/N COLLEGE AV, INDIANAPOLIS
CHARGE: 07.1-0005-0001-0003 PUBLIC INTOXICATION/MB
NARRATIVE: ON 07/08/07, AT APPROXIMATELY 0326 HOURS, I WAS TRAVELING
NORTHBOUND IN THE 6100 BLOCK OF N. COLLEGE AVE. IN MY FULLY MARKED IMPD POLICE VEHICLE AND IN FULL UNIFORM. I HAD MY WINDOWS ROLLED DOWN. I HEARD A MALE VOICE CALLING FOR A PIG, HE WAS SAYING "SUEY! PIGGY! PIGGY!" I LOOKED OVER AND OBSERVED THREE WHITE MALES AND A WHITE FEMALE WALKING SOUTHBOUND ON THE EAST SIDE OF N. COLLEGE AVE. ONE OF THE WHITE MALES WEARING BLUE JEANS AND A LIGHT COLORED BUTTONED UP SHIRT LOOKED DIRECTLY AT ME WITH RED GLASSY BLOODSHOT EYES AND SAID, "SUEY PIGGY, PIGGY." I WAS CONCERNED THAT THE MAN HAD LOST HIS PIG AND THAT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN ROAMING AROUND IN THE BROAD RIPPLE AREA SO I DECIDED TO STOP AND ASSIST HIM, BECAUSE I KNOW HOW DEVASTATING A LOSS OF PET CAN BE. I IDENTIFIED THE WHITE MALE SUBJECT FROM AN INDIANA DRIVER'S LICENSE AS JAMES ADAM MCGRATH, DOB 1/22/82. WHILE I WAS SPEAKING WITH MR. MCGRATH
ABOUT HIS POSSIBLE LOST PIG, I SMELLED A STRONG ODOR COMMONLY ASSOCIATED WITH ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES ON HIS BREATH AND PERSON. HIS SPEECH WAS ALSO SLIGHTLY SLURRED. I PLACED MR. MCGRATH UNDER ARREST FOR PUBLIC INTOXICATION AND HE WAS TRANSPORTED TO THE APC BY A MARION COUNTY JAIL WAGON. I SEARCHED THE ENTIRE BROAD RIPPLE AREA AND UNFORTUNATELY WAS NOT ABLE TO LOCATE ANY LOST PIGS. ALL OF THE ABOVE OCCURRED IN MARION COUNTY, INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA.
OFFICER: X0807 SICKELS,CHRISTOPHER L IMPD
OPERATOR: 07/08/2007 06:12 28010 BURNETT,SUELLEN IMPD
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I don't get it.
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Originally posted by texasmom
I don't get it.
The cop is a dumbprettythang. The guy was yelling "SUEY PIGGY PIGGY" at him and he didn't realise it. He also went looking for the *missing* pig.
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Well, he called them, and they came!:aok
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Oh I suspect the cop knew exactly what he was doing.
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would that be filing a false report?
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It shows that this cop has a sense of humor:)
shamus
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College students drunken big mouth lands him in jail for a night and costs him about $2k in legal fees.
I love it :D
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Originally posted by john9001
would that be filing a false report?
Which part are you saying is false?
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Originally posted by Curval
The cop is a dumbprettythang. The guy was yelling "SUEY PIGGY PIGGY" at him and he didn't realise it. He also went looking for the *missing* pig.
:rofl
Reading comprehension. A lost art.
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Originally posted by Curval
The cop is a dumbprettythang. The guy was yelling "SUEY PIGGY PIGGY" at him and he didn't realise it. He also went looking for the *missing* pig.
no :huh
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Originally posted by Curval
The cop is a dumbprettythang. The guy was yelling "SUEY PIGGY PIGGY" at him and he didn't realise it. He also went looking for the *missing* pig.
ok ~ I get it. Cops are 'pigs.' Sorry ~ only a week later I get it (hiding my blonde)
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ROFLMAO:rofl Instead of getting mad, the police officer simply looked at the name calling as someone searching for a lost pig. He went over and smelled alcohol and arrested the guy. Then drove around the block checking things out and keeping an eye peeled for the lost pig. Then wrote up an accurate report. Actually it's pretty darn funny to read. Good sense of humor yes.
I can imagine the situation,
Policeman: Sir, have you lost your pig?
Drunk: Ummmm, huh?
Policeman: Ohhh, ohh, looks like you've been drinking. Come with me to jail.
Les
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I for one do not enjoy this pig humor
:p