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Title: What I remembered
Post by: clerick on December 05, 2007, 07:46:43 PM

So, i figured that today i would start my first batch of Chili.  I got distracted and forgot to put on these...
(http://www.alligata.co.uk/media/gbu0/prodsm/latex-gloves.jpg)

while i was preparing these.
(http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/170/hot_peppers_t0343.jpg)

Its Minnesota and its winter, so the air is dry and so are my hands...
(http://beifan.com/000ads/01-85-dry-hands-cracked/dry-hands-cracked.jpg)

Needless to say now my hands are...
(http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/25/08/23110825.jpg)

To compound matters I've been tossing back a few...
(http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/33/86/Summit_Extra_Pale_Ale1-resized200.jpg)

and i really had to...
(http://www.cwinters.com/images/blog/urinating_fountain.jpg)

It's a slow process.  First you don't think about it, but then it builds and just when your mind catches onto it you think "Stupid, stupid stupid!!!"
 (http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1353/530481418_7c28d1c421.jpg)

The moral of the story: Use a glove or risk a chili willie.

Title: What I remembered
Post by: ChickenHawk on December 05, 2007, 08:16:17 PM

:rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: What I remembered
Post by: rabbidrabbit on December 05, 2007, 08:33:57 PM

Now we're cookin!

Title: What I remembered
Post by: Maverick on December 05, 2007, 08:37:23 PM

:rofl :rofl :rofl

Outstanding report. I wonder how the chili would turn out.

Title: What I remembered
Post by: clerick on December 05, 2007, 09:30:38 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Maverick
:rofl :rofl :rofl

Outstanding report. I wonder how the chili would turn out.

Finally simmered down enough and MMMMMMMMMMMMighty tasty!

Title: What I remembered
Post by: RTR on December 05, 2007, 09:39:03 PM

ROFL!

Title: What I remembered
Post by: sgt203 on December 06, 2007, 03:31:56 AM

lmao.......

Title: What I remembered
Post by: SD67 on December 06, 2007, 03:35:16 AM

This reminds me of that time in the dark when a jar of Vicks was confused for a jar of Vaseline....
Needless to say I never saw her again.

Title: What I remembered
Post by: JB88 on December 06, 2007, 04:05:09 AM

you got no freakin nose or somethin?


:huh


:rofl

Title: What I remembered
Post by: clerick on December 06, 2007, 10:30:14 AM

Mmmmm  good!  Was well worth the UTIesque burning...

(http://www.ricksdivecenter.com/take_dive/images/chili_bowl.jpg)

The Tabasco wold be there to cool it down...

Title: What I remembered
Post by: AGM65 on December 06, 2007, 03:13:42 PM

Reminds me of a friend in Oregon. He was always claiming that pepper spray had no effect on him. So one night we and a police officer friend put it to the test. Well, no effect on his face. However, he rubbed the pepper spray into his face with his bare hands. Five minutes later he attended to an itchy problem. One minute later ,*jumping up and down all over the house*, "My b****, my b****, they're burning, OW FIRE!":rofl