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Title: Your mama's so fat...
Post by: clerick on December 06, 2007, 09:22:57 AM
1) that when she puts on her little black dress it looks like outer space!

2) that she has to keep Euro's in one pocket and Peso's in the other.

3) small objects orbit her.

4) she lost at hide and seek because i spotter her behind that mountain.

5) Her picture weighs ten pounds.
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Post by: Meatwad on December 06, 2007, 09:23:48 AM
:rofl :rofl
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Post by: BigGun on December 06, 2007, 09:45:44 AM
that when she walks into the room wearing a red dress, people say KoolAid!
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Post by: acfireguy26 on December 06, 2007, 10:24:39 AM
she has to get out of the car to shift gears.
she sat on a quarter and squeezed a bugger outta George Washington's nose.
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Post by: Airscrew on December 06, 2007, 10:41:55 AM
When she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
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Post by: BlueJ1 on December 06, 2007, 10:51:00 AM
When she rolls over in bed she burns her butt on the ceiling light.

Your dad throws flower on her to find the wet spot.

Fell into the grand canyon and got stuck.

Jumped and got stuck in orbit.
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Post by: 68ROX on December 06, 2007, 11:31:35 AM
Can sit on a penny and squeeze the bullet outta Lincoln's head.







68ROX
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Post by: B@tfinkV on December 06, 2007, 11:36:03 AM
yo momma's so fat, when she falls over an breaks a leg gravy pours out.

(bonus point for naming the film)
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Post by: Neubob on December 06, 2007, 11:55:51 AM
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
yo momma's so fat, when she falls over an breaks a leg gravy pours out.

(bonus point for naming the film)


White Men Can't Jump (usually because they're too busy working and driving the economy to be playing B-Ball in the middle of the day)
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Post by: waystin2 on December 06, 2007, 12:07:33 PM
Two men could make love to her and never meet!
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Post by: VonMessa on December 06, 2007, 12:10:55 PM
She wore a yellow sweatshirt to get the newspaper in the morning and when she got to the curb, the neighborhood schoolchildren jumped on her back.
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Post by: Phaser11 on December 06, 2007, 12:21:18 PM
When she was dating Superman and he tried to take her for a flight and his feet were dragging on the ground!
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Post by: RTHolmes on December 06, 2007, 12:32:12 PM
... when she steps on a speak-your-weight machine it says "No Coach Parties!"

... she works at the airport bump-starting 747s.
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Post by: C(Sea)Bass on December 06, 2007, 12:36:38 PM
her shadow weighs 42lbs
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Post by: texasmom on December 06, 2007, 01:09:11 PM
(man, I should feel guilty that I read those & laughed a lot... I'm supposed to be the one discouraging your mama jokes!:rofl )
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Post by: Latrobe on December 06, 2007, 01:20:52 PM
...people jog around her to excersise.

...I ran out of gas driving around here , and never made a full circle.

...I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8!

...her driving licence says, "Picture continued on other side!"

...They had to change "One size fits all" to "One size fits most!"

...she got on a rowing machine and it sank!
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Post by: B@tfinkV on December 06, 2007, 01:24:25 PM
neubob wins bonus points!
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Post by: Regular on December 06, 2007, 01:28:04 PM
Your momma is so fat after sex she smokes a ham.
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Post by: lasersailor184 on December 06, 2007, 01:34:37 PM
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Originally posted by BlueJ1
Your dad throws flower on her to find the wet spot.


Gross, but hilarious!
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Post by: Red Tail 444 on December 06, 2007, 01:44:46 PM
Your momma's so fat:

1). that when she walks backwards her bellybutton goes, "beep...beeep....beeep"

2). that she took a nap in the woods and a teenage hunter took a picture of her

3). when she bends over, the Pagans celebrate Winter Solstice.

4). she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

5). when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.

6). when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'

7). she wears an asteroid belt.

8). when she bungee jumped she went straight to hell...

9). that when your daddy gets on to have sex with her his ears pop
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Post by: sunfan1121 on December 06, 2007, 01:52:18 PM
That the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts.
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Post by: acfireguy26 on December 06, 2007, 05:14:42 PM
when she goes to a resteraunt she gets an estimate.
she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out.
when she hauls prettythang she has to make 2 trips.
when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
shes on both sides of the family.
she fell in love and broke it.
her nick name is "Day-um!"
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Post by: Swager on December 06, 2007, 05:33:54 PM
When she puts a red dress on, all the kids yell...."Hey, Koolaid!!"
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Post by: Jebus on December 06, 2007, 07:30:21 PM
She got fired from a sperm bank.... For drinking on the job!!!
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Post by: texasmom on December 06, 2007, 07:31:13 PM
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Originally posted by sunfan1121
That the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts.

:rofl
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Post by: E25280 on December 06, 2007, 07:35:14 PM
. . . when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu and says, "Okay."

 . . . she was standing alone on a street corner, and a policeman came and told her to break it up.

. . . the last time she wore high heels, she struck oil.

 . . . when she got the flesh eating bacteria, the doctor gave her only 87 years to live.
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Post by: texasmom on December 06, 2007, 07:35:47 PM
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Originally posted by E25280
. . . when she got the flesh eating bacteria, the doctor gave her only 87 years to live.


lol :lol
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Post by: Sixpence on December 06, 2007, 07:45:54 PM
she plays hopscotch like this:  Ohio, Nebraska, Idaho..
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Post by: C(Sea)Bass on December 06, 2007, 10:08:06 PM
she got arrested for having 2000lbs of crack
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Post by: Masherbrum on December 07, 2007, 04:16:42 AM
....everytime she dances the band skips.
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Post by: C(Sea)Bass on December 07, 2007, 08:05:58 AM
when she goes to the beach the fishermen try to harpoon her
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Post by: Jackal1 on December 08, 2007, 07:15:16 AM
.....she has her own solar system.
....kids in the hood use her butt for bicycle parking.