Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: clerick on December 06, 2007, 09:22:57 AM
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1) that when she puts on her little black dress it looks like outer space!
2) that she has to keep Euro's in one pocket and Peso's in the other.
3) small objects orbit her.
4) she lost at hide and seek because i spotter her behind that mountain.
5) Her picture weighs ten pounds.
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:rofl :rofl
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that when she walks into the room wearing a red dress, people say KoolAid!
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she has to get out of the car to shift gears.
she sat on a quarter and squeezed a bugger outta George Washington's nose.
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When she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
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When she rolls over in bed she burns her butt on the ceiling light.
Your dad throws flower on her to find the wet spot.
Fell into the grand canyon and got stuck.
Jumped and got stuck in orbit.
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Can sit on a penny and squeeze the bullet outta Lincoln's head.
68ROX
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yo momma's so fat, when she falls over an breaks a leg gravy pours out.
(bonus point for naming the film)
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
yo momma's so fat, when she falls over an breaks a leg gravy pours out.
(bonus point for naming the film)
White Men Can't Jump (usually because they're too busy working and driving the economy to be playing B-Ball in the middle of the day)
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Two men could make love to her and never meet!
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She wore a yellow sweatshirt to get the newspaper in the morning and when she got to the curb, the neighborhood schoolchildren jumped on her back.
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When she was dating Superman and he tried to take her for a flight and his feet were dragging on the ground!
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... when she steps on a speak-your-weight machine it says "No Coach Parties!"
... she works at the airport bump-starting 747s.
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her shadow weighs 42lbs
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(man, I should feel guilty that I read those & laughed a lot... I'm supposed to be the one discouraging your mama jokes!:rofl )
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...people jog around her to excersise.
...I ran out of gas driving around here , and never made a full circle.
...I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8!
...her driving licence says, "Picture continued on other side!"
...They had to change "One size fits all" to "One size fits most!"
...she got on a rowing machine and it sank!
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neubob wins bonus points!
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Your momma is so fat after sex she smokes a ham.
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Originally posted by BlueJ1
Your dad throws flower on her to find the wet spot.
Gross, but hilarious!
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Your momma's so fat:
1). that when she walks backwards her bellybutton goes, "beep...beeep....beeep"
2). that she took a nap in the woods and a teenage hunter took a picture of her
3). when she bends over, the Pagans celebrate Winter Solstice.
4). she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.
5). when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
6). when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'
7). she wears an asteroid belt.
8). when she bungee jumped she went straight to hell...
9). that when your daddy gets on to have sex with her his ears pop
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That the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts.
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when she goes to a resteraunt she gets an estimate.
she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out.
when she hauls prettythang she has to make 2 trips.
when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
shes on both sides of the family.
she fell in love and broke it.
her nick name is "Day-um!"
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When she puts a red dress on, all the kids yell...."Hey, Koolaid!!"
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She got fired from a sperm bank.... For drinking on the job!!!
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Originally posted by sunfan1121
That the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts.
:rofl
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. . . when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu and says, "Okay."
. . . she was standing alone on a street corner, and a policeman came and told her to break it up.
. . . the last time she wore high heels, she struck oil.
. . . when she got the flesh eating bacteria, the doctor gave her only 87 years to live.
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Originally posted by E25280
. . . when she got the flesh eating bacteria, the doctor gave her only 87 years to live.
lol :lol
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she plays hopscotch like this: Ohio, Nebraska, Idaho..
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she got arrested for having 2000lbs of crack
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....everytime she dances the band skips.
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when she goes to the beach the fishermen try to harpoon her
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.....she has her own solar system.
....kids in the hood use her butt for bicycle parking.