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Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: Bodhi on December 07, 2007, 12:59:23 AM
Why is it that every time I visit Texas, that I see people habitually throwing their trash out the window.  I mean come on... driving down the 30 to the 20 is like driving through a dump...  wtf is up with this?
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: rpm on December 07, 2007, 01:05:03 AM
Creating jobs for the DWI community service work crews.
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: VWE on December 07, 2007, 06:03:13 AM
If you think Texas is bad... stay outa California!
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: AWMac on December 07, 2007, 06:14:00 AM
Don't mess with ... wait don't mess on...chit...

I'm damm glad I live in Oklahoma...sending Illegals South as fast as they ran here.

Texas hates Oklahoma.  Cuz we don't play that chit.

Run Felice Navida, Run!!!

Mac

Press #1 for 12 Guage...
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: DiabloTX on December 07, 2007, 07:22:24 AM
Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
Don't mess with ... wait don't mess on...chit...

I'm damm glad I live in Oklahoma...sending Illegals South as fast as they ran here.

Texas hates Oklahoma.  Cuz we don't play that chit.

Run Felice Navida, Run!!!

Mac

Press #1 for 12 Guage...


LAWLZ, said the myopically focused respondant to any thread about Texas!

LAWLZ!

And Bodhi, it's not nearly as bad as it used to be, not even close.
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: soda72 on December 07, 2007, 07:50:54 AM
Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
Don't mess with ... wait don't mess on...chit...

I'm damm glad I live in Oklahoma...sending Illegals South as fast as they ran here.

Texas hates Oklahoma.  Cuz we don't play that chit.

Run Felice Navida, Run!!!

Mac

Press #1 for 12 Guage...


Even if they split Texas into three other states it would still be bigger than oklahoma...
:p

Bigger is better... just ask any woman...
:)
Title: Re: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: texasmom on December 07, 2007, 11:17:57 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Bodhi
Why is it that every time I visit Texas, that I see people habitually throwing their trash out the window.  I mean come on... driving down the 30 to the 20 is like driving through a dump...  wtf is up with this?


I know, we keep kicking those tourists out that trash up our roads... but they love it so much here that they keep coming back!
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: Rich46yo on December 07, 2007, 11:25:37 AM
Texas is right up there with Montana as my favorite states. Ive never been in a state with so many beautiful woman as Texas. And they love to shoot, to hunt, to drink beer....Which makes them even more perfect.
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: kilz on December 07, 2007, 11:36:30 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Rich46yo
Texas is right up there with Montana as my favorite states. Ive never been in a state with so many beautiful woman as Texas. And they love to shoot, to hunt, to drink beer....Which makes them even more perfect.



where you live
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: Tigeress on December 07, 2007, 02:57:13 PM
Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
Don't mess with ... wait don't mess on...chit...

I'm damm glad I live in Oklahoma...sending Illegals South as fast as they ran here.

Texas hates Oklahoma.  Cuz we don't play that chit.

Run Felice Navida, Run!!!

Mac

Press #1 for 12 Guage...


You're ah ah ah... OKIE??? AHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rofl

Just teasin ya, dear.

But we want full back rent on the part of Texas we gave ya to use.

We are also going to hit up New Mexico, Kansas, Colorado, and Wyoming for back rent on the parts of Texas we are letting them squat on as well! :D

TIGERESS

(http://www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/atlas_texas/texas_land_grants.jpg)
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: Jackal1 on December 08, 2007, 07:09:48 AM
This problem started when the Yankees stopped being Yankees and became Damn Yankees.
I assume everyone knows the difference. :)
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: red26 on December 08, 2007, 07:16:54 AM
A Texans worst nightmare " A Yankee with a U haul" :rofl

Anything north of the Red River is Yankee Land

And Keep sending more tourists Im running out of targets:D
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: texasmom on December 08, 2007, 10:00:05 AM
Yeah, I don't know why Mac's always saying we hate Okies ~ seriously. Ain't we the friendliest people ya ever met?
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: LTARokit on December 08, 2007, 10:58:38 AM
Mac you need to git on back across that boarder now.............if not I'm gonna have ta break out the ole SuperGlue again :O

(watches cloud of dust form with Mac leading it :lol )

Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: AKIron on December 08, 2007, 02:03:59 PM
I think most of the Texas highways are pretty clean but there are areas where people just don't give a ****. I remember before the anti-litter campaign of the 60's though and the highways then looked like a garbage dump.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4ozVMxzNAA
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: Jackal1 on December 08, 2007, 04:36:22 PM
We have issued a special green card to Mac that allows him to cross the border on special occasions such as the annual hog calling and goat roping.
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: Tigeress on December 08, 2007, 05:26:40 PM
Something special just for Mr. AWMac and all the other Okies in Aces High!

Let'er rip, Merle!!

Merle Haggard - Okie From Muskogee 1969
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVeBRYh2BVY

We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee;
We don't take no trips on LSD
We don't burn no draft cards down on Main Street;
We like livin' right, and bein' free.

I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all

We don't make a party out of lovin';
We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo;
We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy,
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do.

And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball.
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all.

Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear;
Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen.
Football's still the roughest thing on campus,
And the kids here still respect the college dean.

And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory, down at the courthouse,
In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.

TIGERESS
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: Angrist on December 08, 2007, 05:37:47 PM
Damn Carpetbaggers!!!:furious
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: WWhiskey on December 08, 2007, 09:09:02 PM
Quote
Originally posted by soda72
Even if they split Texas into three other states it would still be bigger than oklahoma...
:p

Bigger is better... just ask any woman...
:)

they tried to break it into 5 states once, then somebody up in Washington  figured out  that Texas is the only state with a succession clause  written into its constitution! and im just counting the days! lol
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: WWhiskey on December 08, 2007, 09:17:10 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Tigeress
(http://www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/atlas_texas/texas_land_grants.jpg) [/B]

 i would like to see this map over a current map of u.s so we can get some city taxes to!
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: AKIron on December 08, 2007, 10:15:54 PM
Here's a current map:

(http://strangemaps.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/card00132_fr.jpg)
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: AWMac on December 09, 2007, 03:58:02 AM
Daaaay ummm.... make one remark about Texas and I'm the Whippin Post Hero.

Here in Oklahoma we tend to keep it simple. Ya get on a road yer either going North, South, East or West.

Try that in Dallas.  Hell I asked one time in Texas for directions towards Tulsa and outta 5 people, at a truck stop no doubt, pointed in 4 different directions....one asked me where Tulsa was.

Thank Gawd the Red River is deep and wide.  

BTW us Okies only wing you Northern running Texans.  No bad blood, just slowing down the riff raff.  Ifluff'n it floats, it stays in the river.

Sooner Boomers!!!

:aok

Mac
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: Jackal1 on December 09, 2007, 05:36:24 AM
Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
Try that in Dallas.  Hell I asked one time in Texas for directions towards Tulsa and outta 5 people, at a truck stop no doubt, pointed in 4 different directions....one asked me where Tulsa was.
Mac


:rofl

That wasn`t a truck stop Mac. Just a large crack house.
Your story reminded me of something. Once I unloaded some jet turbines at Pease AFB in NH . After unloading I stopped across from a store and asked for directions. One of the guys started rambling and said "Just go down XXX blocks and take a right, then...........". He was pointing left with his left hand.
I left him standing there babbling , went back to the truck and broke out the map. :)
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: rpm on December 09, 2007, 05:46:44 AM
Where I grew up the rule was north of the Red and east of the Sabine was Yankeeland. If ya wern't born here, ya ain't FROM here.

Archer County Certified  Class of '62
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: 2Slow on December 09, 2007, 08:11:12 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Tigeress
Something special just for Mr. AWMac and all the other Okies in Aces High!

Let'er rip, Merle!!

Merle Haggard - Okie From Muskogee 1969
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVeBRYh2BVY

We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee;
We don't take no trips on LSD
We don't burn no draft cards down on Main Street;
We like livin' right, and bein' free.

I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all

We don't make a party out of lovin';
We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo;
We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy,
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do.

And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball.
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all.

Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear;
Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen.
Football's still the roughest thing on campus,
And the kids here still respect the college dean.

And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory, down at the courthouse,
In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.

TIGERESS


OMG!  My wife teases me with this all the time.  I was born and raised an OKie, with some time in the Texas panhandle.

You know why Texas does not fall into the Gulf?

Because Oklahoma sucks.
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: AKIron on December 09, 2007, 08:47:19 AM
Quote
Originally posted by rpm
Where I grew up the rule was north of the Red and east of the Sabine was Yankeeland. If ya wern't born here, ya ain't FROM here.

Archer County Certified  Class of '62


Some of us might go a bit further and add to that if you cain't trace yer ancestry back the Republic of Texas (I can).  :D
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: 2Slow on December 09, 2007, 09:14:03 AM
I may have my facts wrong but I once read that Texas has one qualification that none of the other states have.

If it were to leave the union it would survive from an economic point of view.  Texas could be self-sufficient.  It has the energy and grocery resources that would allow it to survive without any foreign trade.

It might not be a fun place to live until the manufacturing industry comes on-line.
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: Jackal1 on December 10, 2007, 06:13:56 AM
Well.............after all you have to realize .....Texas is a fricken Huuuuuuuuuuuuugggge state.


:lol
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: AWMac on December 10, 2007, 08:09:08 AM
(http://www.chinaherald.net/uploaded_images/mcdonalds-790343.jpg)
Texas State Bird

:D

Mac
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: AWMac on December 10, 2007, 08:42:43 AM
(http://www.miniaturegigantic.com/posters/KellyGriebl/Bomb_Texas.jpg)
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: lazs2 on December 10, 2007, 08:59:57 AM
If there was a way that texas could leave the union I would move there.

lazs
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: Slash27 on December 10, 2007, 09:18:15 AM
(http://www.ibiblio.org/dls/pics/2002-10-26/white_trash.jpg)


Miss Oklahoma
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: Tigeress on December 10, 2007, 09:26:47 AM
Quote
Originally posted by lazs2
If there was a way that texas could leave the union I would move there.

lazs


I would sponsor you for naturalized Texas citizenship, dear. :)

TIGERESS
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: RATTFINK on December 11, 2007, 12:49:09 PM
A fellow Texan & AH player ‘Sunbat’ once said; “Texas should be its own country & we should guard the borders with WWII planes”
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: Tigeress on December 11, 2007, 12:59:25 PM
Texas has an Air Force...

http://www.agd.state.tx.us/air/airindexframe.htm

It is TANG
(http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff232/Tigeress_ah/TANG.jpg)

TIGERESS
Title: OK, so what's the deal Texas?
Post by: Jackal1 on December 11, 2007, 01:48:12 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Tigeress
Texas has an Air Force...

 


Baaaaah...wrong seal.

(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh194/fastblastus/republicseal.jpg)