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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: texasmom on December 10, 2007, 06:46:01 PM
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Any of you remember that one?
Today I did swallow a fly. It was completely disgusting. See Mac's avatar? I was hacking like that to try to prevent it... didn't work. Ew!!
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Protein is good for you
:D
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I went on a bike ride this summer and inhaled several gnats every minute through certain stretches. My arms and legs had multiple dead gnats per every square inch by the time my ride ended. Bugs suck.
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I think you'll die . . . :(
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Howd it taste?
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Originally posted by E25280
I think you'll die . . . :(
I don't reckon I'll get to the spider though. :)
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Howd it taste?
wiggly. It really was gross.
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it wiggled and giggled and jiggled inside 'er?
:confused:
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Originally posted by JB88
it wiggled and giggled and jiggled inside 'er?
Only until I washed it down with another swig of the coffee. Then it was dead.
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i know an old lady who swallowed some coffee...
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Originally posted by eskimo2
I went on a bike ride this summer and inhaled several gnats every minute through certain stretches. My arms and legs had multiple dead gnats per every square inch by the time my ride ended. Bugs suck.
Ew.
Originally posted by REP0MAN
Protein is good for you
And Ew.
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Originally posted by texasmom
wiggly. It really was gross.
Thats how it felt.
Which wasnt what I asked.
;)
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I know an old lady who swallowed a cat. Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Thats how it felt.
Which wasnt what I asked.
;)
Ah, you're right. I was dodging the question. It was tasty... like coffee.
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If you'd just swallowed a shot of Tequila afterwards you would have become a folk hero to millions of Mexicans and thousands of Spring Breakers.
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LOl :lol
I'm totally disturbed about the whole fly thing. I'm probably going to have nightmares about maggots in my stomach tonight.
*edit* why on earth didn't I opt for the spider chaser?
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My kids loved those books.
On a side note, "I know an old lady who unzipped a fly..."
Oh wait, that was my wife. ;)
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Originally posted by texasmom
Today I did swallow a fly. It was completely disgusting.
I doubt if this helps, but I imagine it wasn't too great from the flys point of view either.
:D
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Originally posted by texasmom
Ah, you're right. I was dodging the question. It was tasty... like coffee.
LOL People dodging questions seems to be a common theme lately.
Well then,
After a few more.
You wont mind the wiggly part at all ;)
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
My kids loved those books.
On a side note, "I know an old lady who unzipped a fly..."
Oh wait, that was my wife. ;)
Yea but the big question is.
Who's fly was it? :D
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Originally posted by texasmom
Only until I washed it down with another swig of the coffee. Then it was dead.
MURDER!!
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Originally posted by texasmom
*edit* why on earth didn't I opt for the spider chaser?
Theres still time! LOL
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
My kids loved those books.
On a side note, "I know an old lady who unzipped a fly..."
Oh wait, that was my wife. ;)
If she swallowed, she reduces her chances of breast cancer by 30%!
:D
:t
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Some mayonaise would have helped it go down easier.
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Hi TxMom,
Sorry to hear that happened. It would no doubt have gagged me to the point of throwing up so you are stronger then me, girl.
Glad to know it wasn't a yellowjacket.
TIGERESS
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Something harder than coffee would have no doubt put you in the clear.
Perhaps some scotch or vodka. That way the fly would enjoy its death and you'd be in the clear.
There is always next time.
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bad luck for the Fly.... :)
you WONT like this TxMom i promise you..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i_iBYUeCXw
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It's nothing a stiff shot of Jim Beam won't cure.:aok
On a side note, my cousin Andy when he was a little kid, 5-6 years old, used to go around eating grasshoppers. Used to grosse everyone out doing that. He later joined the Marines and went Force Recon. That boy wasn't wired right from birth.
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
bad luck for the Fly.... :)
you WONT like this TxMom i promise you..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i_iBYUeCXw
She totally didn't crunch or swallow that thing. See how the video flips to a new shot, then she does the exaggerated 'look what i just ate' movements with her mouth when it pans back up to her?
And, oh, btw.... EWWW!
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I had a bee fly into my open mouth riding my motorcycle do my bike drivers test when I was younger. I'll never forget the furry feeling on my tounge.
It stung my bottom lip as I spit it out and the test instructor commented on my plunker sized swolen lip when I showed up for my test.
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Originally posted by BaldEagl
I had a bee fly into my open mouth riding my motorcycle do my bike drivers test when I was younger. I'll never forget the furry feeling on my tounge.
It stung my bottom lip as I spit it out and the test instructor commented on my plunker sized swolen lip when I showed up for my test.
:) I'm glad you're not allergic to bees!
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Originally posted by Hornet33
It's nothing a stiff shot of Jim Beam won't cure.:aok
On a side note, my cousin Andy when he was a little kid, 5-6 years old, used to go around eating grasshoppers. Used to grosse everyone out doing that. He later joined the Marines and went Force Recon. That boy wasn't wired right from birth.
I don't drink (not even beer). :) LOL about Andy ~ I've got 3 sons... one of them is for sure an "Andy"
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6 legs and 2 wings at the same time it's bit too much
I sympathize with you :D
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there was an old lady who swallowed a spider to catch the fly i don;t know why she swallowed a fly pherhaps she;ll die :p
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Originally posted by texasmom
I don't drink (not even beer). :) LOL about Andy ~ I've got 3 sons... one of them is for sure an "Andy"
Baptist aren't ya???:D I grew up in that part of the country so it's an educated guess on my part. Nothing wrong with that though. I'm Irish Catholic so I have to drink but that's a whole other topic of conversation.:aok
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Originally posted by Hornet33
Baptist aren't ya???:D I grew up in that part of the country so it's an educated guess on my part. Nothing wrong with that though. I'm Irish Catholic so I have to drink but that's a whole other topic of conversation.:aok
If you truly believe Baptist's don't drink....well.....they do cover it up well :D
Hey TxMom, your stomach is filled with Hydrochloric Acid. I doubt you'll get maggots.
:aok
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Originally posted by straffo
6 legs and 2 wings at the same time it's bit too much
I sympathize with you :D
This from a frog?
You eat snails, right? :D
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Originally posted by Hornet33
Baptist aren't ya???:D
Nah, I'm not baptist. Just prude.
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That sounds like my middle son who is 4.5 now. He goes out looking for crickets and other bugs to play with before he crunches on them. I think he does it just to upset his mom and grandmothers.
Originally posted by Hornet33
On a side note, my cousin Andy when he was a little kid, 5-6 years old, used to go around eating grasshoppers. Used to grosse everyone out doing that. He later joined the Marines and went Force Recon. That boy wasn't wired right from birth.
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Originally posted by culero
This from a frog?
You eat snails, right? :D
well, without the shell,ya know :)
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If you look closely, you will note that the stinger had already been cut off.
Scorpions are perfectly OK to eat, as long as you do not consume the poisonous stinger, and remove it first.
I do believe that they are rather crunchy, and don't really have a very appetizing taste. However, since most people in Asia get very little protein to eat, those may be secondary considerations for them.
SIG 220
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Originally posted by straffo
well, without the shell,ya know :)
I rest my case :)