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Title: For Lazs...guns!
Post by: Angus on December 11, 2007, 04:14:21 PM

Okay, I  thought this list was something for Lazs, and actually with funny parts:

(so top it :t )


Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman...  

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.  

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when  
    you're on the  road.  

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will  
    probably let you  try it out a few times.  

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun  
    for a  backup.  

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.  

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.  

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.  

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"  

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.  

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman...  

#1. You can buy a silencer for a gun.

Title: For Lazs...guns!
Post by: Hornet33 on December 11, 2007, 04:26:25 PM

:rofl :rofl :rofl :aok

Title: For Lazs...guns!
Post by: Maverick on December 11, 2007, 04:51:24 PM

:rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: For Lazs...guns!
Post by: Airscrew on December 11, 2007, 04:54:30 PM

:rofl  (actually you should be able to trade an old 44 for two 22s)

some others for consideration.

11.  A gun doesnt mind if you want to stick it in your pants

12.  A gun doesnt take as long to clean

13.  A gun is always ready to go out

Title: For Lazs...guns!
Post by: Angus on December 11, 2007, 11:57:40 PM

:rofl

14 You can have as many guns as you like without being a Moslim or a Mormone :D

Title: For Lazs...guns!
Post by: B@tfinkV on December 12, 2007, 01:30:19 AM

:lol

15. you can shoot your gun as many times as you want and not go to prison.

16. your gun doesnt care what the other guns are saying behind its back.

17. your gun doesnt mind empty beer cans still on the floor from last week.


18. you can bang your gun as many times and as hard as you like, the calibre will never get bigger...

Title: For Lazs...guns!
Post by: lazs2 on December 12, 2007, 08:23:02 AM

women with guns for me.

I will admit tho that there were times I didn't have a woman but never was there a time I didn't own a gun.. not since I was nine anyway.

lazs

Title: For Lazs...guns!
Post by: Jackal1 on December 13, 2007, 06:18:41 PM

Love is a warm gun.

Title: For Lazs...guns!
Post by: Airscrew on December 13, 2007, 08:59:39 PM

I thought it was "Happiness is a warm gun"....

Title: For Lazs...guns!
Post by: Halo on December 13, 2007, 09:22:36 PM

or a:

smoking barrel

depleted cartridge

spent magazine

(crouching behind barricade awaiting deflected similes from Tigress and TxMom)