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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: JB88 on December 12, 2007, 06:58:45 PM

Title: hypothetical.
Post by: JB88 on December 12, 2007, 06:58:45 PM
okay so skuzzy says that he is going to allow an election for the mayor of the o'club.

let's say it's a one year term.  the person who gets this title gets additional administrative rights and would serve as an ambassador for the things which are good about the o'club.

would you run?
who would you elect?

why?
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: john9001 on December 12, 2007, 07:05:27 PM
i will not run, if elected i will not serve.
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: texasmom on December 12, 2007, 07:07:31 PM
Whoever runs, have 88 make your signs. A sample of his work below:

(http://www.augustbach.com/wafflesign.jpg)
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: rpm on December 12, 2007, 07:08:33 PM
I feel a Lazs/Ripsnort ticket would win (no matter what the actual vote count was). It seems to be the way elections go now days.
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: AWMac on December 12, 2007, 07:10:27 PM
Kind of a Broad question don't you think?

You'd have to pick someone who loves to torment PETA and Strip Club girls.

Someone who loves guns and hates concealed carry yet would kill a PineApple with a well hidden folding buttplug blade.

Not a Republican, Democrat or a Ron Paul fanatic.

Squeakers are out.

Russians are out, Cuz this is America.

Religous affiliations...out.

Any function of an Engine....out.

Anything to do with Breakfast.

Someone who has had a MoPed stolen in the last 2 Years is eliminated. LOL a Moped.

Carpeted garages are definately out.

Anyone who has an Animal in their Avatar or Number in their name would be out.

Anyone ever biten by a Scorpion or suffered a Brain tumor...cya.

Any mention of Monkey Love or Chicken Pot Pie....Waaaaaay Out!

Cartoon characters are out.

Any name from a Top Gun Movie out.

Was ever Photoshopped...Holding a Trout, Nilsen or just in a Pic... gone.

Said the word "Word" or "HaaaaR" evar in a thread...gone.

A State name or Squadron are Super Outted...

You have to live on a "Contenient.." Island Huggers are history.

No Zip Codes need to apply.....Numbers sux. Pay the Subcription!

If you are named after Furniture.... take a seat.

If it deals with anything like "Earth, Wind and Fire" is out.. This is beyond the '70's.

No Kiwis...heh it's a goat vs sheep issue.

Or a Pervious Air Sim Game....

Who's that leave?

Skuzzy.

Skuzzy is a Feeling.

:D

Mac
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: moot on December 12, 2007, 07:37:29 PM
Ghi, with Mr.Black as Number Two.
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: AWMac on December 12, 2007, 07:39:29 PM
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Originally posted by moot
Ghi, with Mr.Black as Number Two.


Ghi... maybe.

Mr. Black... refer to Monkey Love and Chicken Pot Pie...

Does Ghi live on an Island?
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: john9001 on December 12, 2007, 07:40:55 PM
mac, you forgot, "named for a over priced computer"
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: AWMac on December 12, 2007, 07:42:48 PM
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Originally posted by john9001
mac, you forgot, "named for a over priced computer"


Duh the "Bill the Cat" avatar....

Man you are fast john9001...

:rofl

Mac
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: Holden McGroin on December 12, 2007, 07:45:10 PM
No Cartoons?

(http://www.luds.net/galeries/Joe%20Quimby.gif)

 I stand by my racial slur!  
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: moot on December 12, 2007, 07:53:11 PM
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Originally posted by AWMac
Ghi... maybe.

Mr. Black... refer to Monkey Love and Chicken Pot Pie...

Does Ghi live on an Island?

AWMac, replying to humorous posts like the above is the sort of delegation Ghi will leave to Mr.Black's arbitrary while he takes care of more important business, namely the decryption of obscure patterns in the OClub threads and posts, devining from them (and Nostradamic scripture) major world events (mostly cataclysmic).
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: Neubob on December 12, 2007, 08:06:28 PM
Would the mayor have access to the O'Club's nuclear arsenal, and if so, would he/she have sole discretion on how to use it?
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: Meatwad on December 12, 2007, 08:24:02 PM
Oh me me!


I R TEH SMRT!
Title: Re: hypothetical.
Post by: Octavius on December 12, 2007, 08:25:54 PM
Quote
Originally posted by JB88
... and would serve as an ambassador for the things which are good about the o'club.

would you run?
who would you elect?

why?


Would you care to elaborate on said 'good things' of the o'club? :)
Title: Re: Re: hypothetical.
Post by: Neubob on December 12, 2007, 08:42:02 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Octavius
Would you care to elaborate on said 'good things' of the o'club? :)


I think he wants to export Tigress to Europe.
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: Ripsnort on December 12, 2007, 08:55:16 PM
Honestly, I would vote for Toad, but apparently the moderators anal behavior have forced Toad to another flight sim board, where ironically Toad is a moderator.
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: Vulcan on December 12, 2007, 09:41:17 PM
Vote for me and not only will I post piccies of my aunties but MOVIES too!
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: eagl on December 12, 2007, 09:43:12 PM
I'd go for the lazs / texasmom ticket.  Gotta get the chick vote ya know, and lazs has guns and a cool car.  And he won't tell me what I can and can't do like those uppity libRULEs.  I have a picture of Lazs explaining his approach to dealing with the "thou shalt" crowd:

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-ambush-cat.jpg)
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: Ripsnort on December 12, 2007, 09:49:52 PM
Quote
Originally posted by eagl
I'd go for the lazs / texasmom ticket.  Gotta get the chick vote ya know, and lazs has guns and a cool car.  And he won't tell me what I can and can't do like those uppity libRULEs.  I have a picture of Lazs explaining his approach to dealing with the "thou shalt" crowd:

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-ambush-cat.jpg)
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: AWMac on December 12, 2007, 10:27:27 PM
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Originally posted by eagl
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-ambush-cat.jpg) [/B]

:rofl :D :p :lol

:aok

Laz Attack!!!!
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: boxboy28 on December 12, 2007, 10:44:37 PM
Shouldnt they have to be nominated....the seconded and thirded?
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: AWMac on December 12, 2007, 10:50:25 PM
If you are named after Furniture.... take a seat.

Anyone who has an Animal in their Avatar or Number in their name would be out.

Sorry boxboy28... what did you say?

:D

Mac
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: FBBone on December 12, 2007, 10:58:42 PM
Quote
Originally posted by texasmom
Whoever runs, have 88 make your signs. A sample of his work below:

(http://www.augustbach.com/wafflesign.jpg)

HAHAHAhahahahah!!!!  Good times!:rofl
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: Gunslinger on December 12, 2007, 11:17:21 PM
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Was ever Photoshopped...Holding a Trout, Nilsen or just in a Pic... gone.


well that leaves me out.  I've tagged Nilsen and SOB with a trout.  AND I got GUN in my name so obviously I'm partial.  Ironically I don't currently own a gun (side note: finally got the Mrs. convinced by now she's unemployed and money is an issue)

Not to mention I'm a lurker.....I don't even fly anymore...I just love the company and conversation.
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: Excel1 on December 12, 2007, 11:22:39 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Vulcan
Vote for me and not only will I post piccies of my aunties but MOVIES too!


i was going to say i'd vote for eskimo but i'm easily bought  :aok
Title: Re: Re: Re: hypothetical.
Post by: Jackal1 on December 13, 2007, 03:39:05 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Neubob
I think he wants to export Tigress to Europe.

Godspeed .:D
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: hypothetical.
Post by: Tigeress on December 13, 2007, 06:01:19 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Jackal1
Godspeed .:D


You meanie! :rofl

TIGERESS
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: Swoop on December 13, 2007, 08:05:57 AM
Nah you're all wrong, I'd win.

Campaign manefesto:  I pledge an increase in the wednesday babe postings to include monday, tuesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday babes.  Should my opponant win then I'm sure his/her leadership would result in the wednesday babe forevermore being the wednesday minger instead.

(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-8/48257/Swoop2.gif)
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: B@tfinkV on December 13, 2007, 09:11:01 AM
i vote for mp3
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: ChickenHawk on December 13, 2007, 11:29:00 AM
I would have to vote for Neilson because he has the best marketing strategy.  Let's face it, his smiling mug is all over this place.
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: lasersailor184 on December 13, 2007, 12:12:59 PM
I would vote for "OneWordReply."
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: hypothetical.
Post by: Jackal1 on December 13, 2007, 01:09:19 PM
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Originally posted by Tigeress
You meanie! :rofl

TIGERESS


Couldn`t resist. :)
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: Nilsen on December 13, 2007, 02:06:13 PM
If i was elected I would demand that my fishing pole be waxed on a daily basis.


Oh and more bling on every photoshopped pic of myself.


Thank you.
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: JB88 on December 13, 2007, 03:39:03 PM
please oh please tell me that you aren't being "metaphoric".
Title: hypothetical.
Post by: Shuffler on December 13, 2007, 04:34:48 PM
Pipz.... cause he's a singer :p