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Title: Swedish Army Castrated
Post by: AKIron on December 13, 2007, 07:00:27 PM: http://www.thelocal.se/9398.html

OUCH!

Actually it's the Nordic Battlegroup
Title: Swedish Army Castrated
Post by: Ripsnort on December 13, 2007, 07:03:41 PM: I am of Swedish ancestory (Nelson, go figure...) and I would be outraged if I still lived in the "old country". :mad:
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Post by: Maverick on December 13, 2007, 07:49:47 PM: Does that make them....French then???

:confused: :p :p

Sarcasm alert for the clueless Sarcasm alert
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Post by: WWhiskey on December 13, 2007, 09:10:27 PM: Swedish Army isnt that like military intel?
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Post by: RedTop on December 13, 2007, 10:02:48 PM: Quote
Swedish Army Castrated

Reminds me...I haven't had swedish meatballs in a bit....kind of hungry now.
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Post by: DiabloTX on December 13, 2007, 10:21:00 PM: I bet it was the lesbians.

They HATE the noodle!
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Post by: FBBone on December 13, 2007, 10:51:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by DiabloTX
I bet it was the lesbians.

They HATE the noodle!

:rofl :rofl :rofl

Wow, I read some of the other headlines there, lots of muggings and stabbings. Good thing they are safe under their strict gun laws:rolleyes:
Title: Swedish Army Castrated
Post by: klingan on December 14, 2007, 02:05:30 AM: Quote
Originally posted by RedTop
Reminds me...I haven't had swedish meatballs in a bit....kind of hungry now.

I had some yesterday. Good food.
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Post by: SD67 on December 14, 2007, 03:03:31 AM: What's going to happen now, maybe the male soldiers should ask for mastectomies for the Valkiries... :lol
Or better yet, just let 'em swing free :rofl
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Post by: Brownshirt on December 14, 2007, 03:40:22 AM: Swedish army?

Oh they had a good one few hundred years ago :)
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Post by: Jackal1 on December 14, 2007, 05:12:19 AM: Quote
"We were forced to cut the lion's willy off with the aid of a computer," .

:rofl
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Post by: Hortlund on December 14, 2007, 05:41:02 AM: I dont see why this is a big deal. Why the heck would it be important to have a lion with a dick?
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Post by: SD67 on December 14, 2007, 05:42:25 AM: Cos without one it's a LIONESS! :rofl
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Post by: Hortlund on December 14, 2007, 05:45:04 AM: Do the yanks have the noodle visible on their eagle? Is it often depicted with a throbbing hardon?
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Post by: SD67 on December 14, 2007, 05:59:18 AM: Good point.
Does anyone know if the Eagle is male or female?
Has anyone ever seen a bird with a hard on? (NOT a human one Nuebob :lol )
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Post by: Keiler on December 14, 2007, 06:47:05 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Hortlund
Do the yanks have the noodle visible on their eagle? Is it often depicted with a throbbing hardon?

Because Eagles dont have one, never had.
Scroll down to "Reproduction in archosaurs (reptiles and birds)"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_reproduction

Matt
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Post by: DiabloTX on December 14, 2007, 07:54:42 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Hortlund
I dont see why this is a big deal. Why the heck would it be important to have a lion with a dick?

And we don't either. Most of us are just having a little fun with something that, as you said, isn't a big deal. Turn on your /sarc tags.
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Post by: klingan on December 14, 2007, 08:50:50 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Brownshirt
Swedish army?

Oh they had a good one few hundred years ago :)

Oh, we still have a great army.

We just can't find it anymore.....

:noid
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Post by: Ripsnort on December 14, 2007, 08:59:14 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Keiler
Because Eagles dont have one, never had.
Scroll down to "Reproduction in archosaurs (reptiles and birds)"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_reproduction

Matt

In my finest Johnny Carson voice.."I did not know that".

Quote
Male and female birds and reptiles both have cloacae, an opening through which eggs, sperm, and wastes pass

Huh...so its a "one-stop slopping center" eh?
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Post by: Phaser11 on December 14, 2007, 09:35:49 AM: Quote
Originally posted by SD67
Good point.
Does anyone know if the Eagle is male or female?
Has anyone ever seen a bird with a hard on? (NOT a human one Nuebob :lol )

OK I thought I had seen all the questions posable, but this is a new one.
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Post by: Viking on December 14, 2007, 09:57:30 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Hortlund
I dont see why this is a big deal. Why the heck would it be important to have a lion with a dick?

Oh nothing very important ... except that your soldiers are now bearing the symbol historically used for traitors of the Crown.
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Post by: Ripsnort on December 14, 2007, 10:04:27 AM: So, the question begs, why do the Swedes need an army at all?
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Post by: DiabloTX on December 14, 2007, 10:09:45 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Viking
Oh nothing very important ... except that your soldiers are now bearing the symbol historically used for traitors of the Crown.

Sweet!!!!!

Another Viking vs. Hortlund thread!!!!!!!
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Post by: Viking on December 14, 2007, 10:13:37 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
So, the question begs, why do the Swedes need an army at all?

Why do the United States need an army at all?

Perhaps the evil Canadians might invade again? Or do you plan on another Anschluss of Mexican territory? ;)
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Post by: Ripsnort on December 14, 2007, 10:18:46 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Viking
Why do the United States need an army at all?

Perhaps the evil Canadians might invade again? Or do you plan on another Anschluss of Mexican territory? ;)

Why oil of course! That's why we're paying $3.50 a gallon! We have all the oil we need in the middle east! :huh :rofl
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Post by: Benny Moore on December 14, 2007, 10:22:51 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
So, the question begs, why do the Swedes need an army at all?

Without an army, how long do you think that they will be able to stay neutral?
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Post by: Viking on December 14, 2007, 10:24:48 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
Why oil of course! That's why we're paying $3.50 a gallon! We have all the oil we need in the middle east! :huh :rofl

You simply can't afford to grab more oil-rich countries then! You'll go bust! :aok
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Post by: moot on December 14, 2007, 12:20:57 PM: Why not remove its mane, claws, and teeth while they're at it?...
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Post by: Maverick on December 14, 2007, 12:34:58 PM: Quote
Originally posted by moot
Why not remove its mane, claws, and teeth while they're at it?...

Even better, just substitute a teletubby instead.
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Post by: ChickenHawk on December 14, 2007, 01:02:12 PM: There are very strict rules in Heraldry. If you’re going to use heraldic designs, then you should stick to the rules.

All of Sweden’s ancestors are rolling in their graves right now because their entire army is now branded as traitors. Disgraceful.
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Post by: batdog on December 14, 2007, 03:04:29 PM: I would find looking up and seeing flying hardons abit disturbing.

If the bird burned in it would add a new meaning to putting your di*& in the dirt...