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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Swoop on December 17, 2007, 05:47:02 AM
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(http://www.fmft.net/Hot%20Tub%20Shooting.jpg)
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He is wearing orange, its legal.
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Laz hasn`t moved to Texas..........yet.
I also don`t appreciate pictures taken in the sanctity of my premises being posted here.
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I know a fellow who lives in Eastern Oregon with a similar setup at his house.
He calls his "The Porch of Death". Squirrels, crows, coyotes, and badgers that have come too close to his house have all died quick deaths. Here are a couple of photos of him relaxing on his porch:
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(http://www.ifish.net/gallery/data/500/POD1.JPG)
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seems like a good idea to me.. get rid of the bathtub thing tho.
lazs
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Lazs mate....if you think it's a good idea but without the bathtub.....then I feel the need to point out that without said bathtub you'd be a naked little fella in an orange hat sat on some decking.
Um.....
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yeah... and your point is?
and... I am not "little".
lazs
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I'll need a signed affidavit from your missus before I'll be willing to concede that point.
Anyway, my point is it's December......and Rip lives waaaaaay up north near the snow line (Canada). And whatever your missus says, you'd be a very little fella in those conditions. ;).
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Laz, I like your sig:lol It's funny and it makes sense.
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with women.. I have learned to choose wisely..
clean, kinky and good natured and live more than 50 miles away.. also.. get one with small hands.. it makes you look bigger.
I would suggest a mexican woman.
lazs
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LMAO!!! Ohhhh, that's priceless! I'll be sure to have a similar pic once by inground spa is completed! :aok
Lazs, love the signature! :rofl
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Originally posted by Swoop
Lazs mate....if you think it's a good idea but without the bathtub.....then I feel the need to point out that without said bathtub you'd be a naked little fella in an orange hat sat on some decking.
Um.....
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Have you ever looked through a telescopic sight, all steamed up from a hot tub??
The poor man will never hit anything if he stays in the tub. Not to mention all the rust that will develop all over his firearm.
SIG 220
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Incidently, my view is below (Pic of backyard incorporated into design) My biggest problem is this: I have an Elk Sanctuary protected by the state in my backyard, but I cannot shoot the critters. :(
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Originally posted by SIG220
Have you ever looked through a telescopic sight, all steamed up from a hot tub??
The poor man will never hit anything if he stays in the tub. Not to mention all the rust that will develop all over his firearm.
SIG 220
His beer is gonna go warm real quick too.
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The flowers and wood mulch are all the time going to be falling in your hot tub.
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if this thread were any more gay it would have a princess diana picture.
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Rip,
What about if said elk trespassed onto your property and started to eat, the apples some person left in a pile on the lawn in your backyard??? :t
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Originally posted by Maverick
Rip,
What about if said elk trespassed onto your property and started to eat, the apples some person left in a pile on the lawn in your backyard??? :t
:rofl
Even though we live in an unincorporated part of the county, discharging firearms in our neighborhood is illegal under state law (due to the approximity of the lots, which are 1 acre lots, 60 homes). So, I still can't shoot 'em! :)
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Originally posted by AquaShrimp
The flowers and wood mulch are all the time going to be falling in your hot tub.
It has a 4" thick foam and aluminum cover that you can walk on. It also locks so curious children don't drown. I'm still waiting on the gas guy to lay his pipe so we can begin phase 2 (stamped concrete, placing the stones, pump electrical work)
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Incidently, my view is below (Pic of backyard incorporated into design) My biggest problem is this: I have an Elk Sanctuary protected by the state in my backyard, but I cannot shoot the critters. :(
(http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL767/2726312/18209750/286301542.jpg)
What critters? I don't recall any elk ever being in my backyard... :aok
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A guy immersed in water with a gun better be sure he has a manatee stamp on his hunting license.
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Incidently, my view is below (Pic of backyard incorporated into design) My biggest problem is this: I have an Elk Sanctuary protected by the state in my backyard, but I cannot shoot the critters. :(
(http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL767/2726312/18209750/286301542.jpg)
Where's the little container that's going to hold all of the car keys you're going to throw in it?
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Originally posted by lazs2
with women.. I have learned to choose wisely..
clean, kinky and good natured and live more than 50 miles away.. also.. get one with small hands.. it makes you look bigger.
I would suggest a mexican woman.
lazs
hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, Lazs dear... Texas used to be part of Mexico, nuff said, and as any real Texas guy will tell ya... well... uhhhh... I'll just let him tell ya about us Texas gals...
Some men don't need women with small hands for the reason you allude to dear! :rofl
BTW, that's a hot tub not a bath tub, sweetie ;) you bein from California and all I would have expected you would know... but... mebbe they don't have hot tubs in Dixon.
TIGERESS
PS: Just for Lazs... a Texas Shotgun in action --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAop1RVb0uE
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I confess to dating a Texas gal once :D
And that hand thing....how about firm and strong ones :D
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Originally posted by Angus
I confess to dating a Texas gal once :D
And that hand thing....how about firm and strong ones :D
It hurt that bad when she slapped you, eh? :lol
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Well, if you really want to talk tubs and hands and guns, for a real scrubdown, nothing like a huge copper tub in the Philippines with a nubile attendant. Shooting a firearm would be superfluous.
(Slaps forehead: You PROMISED not to dredge up old war stories!)
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Originally posted by Halo
Well, if you really want to talk tubs and hands and guns, for a real scrubdown, nothing like a huge copper tub in the Philippines with a nubile attendant. Shooting a firearm would be superfluous.
(Slaps forehead: You PROMISED not to dredge up old war stories!)
Ever have problems with her scope fogging up? Or your gun jamming? :D
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The wife IS from Texas. She doesn't have small hands and doesn't need small hands either. She smiles ........ a lot.
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is that a lee enfield rifle?
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Originally posted by Maverick
The wife IS from Texas. She doesn't have small hands and doesn't need small hands either. She smiles ........ a lot.
High Fives Mav and Mrs Mav! :aok
ohhh the things I could say on this subject! :rofl
TIGERES
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Originally posted by Tigeress
High Fives Mav and Mrs Mav! :aok
TIGERESS
Don't let him fool you....what he used to do all night long....now takes him all night long to do, as his age. :p
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Unlike what some from the far left side of the country think, some things do not need to be rushed.
:p
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Originally posted by Maverick
Unlike what some from the far left side of the country think, some things do not need to be rushed.
:p
Second High Five in a row!!! :p
TIGERESS
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Incidently, my view is below (Pic of backyard incorporated into design) My biggest problem is this: I have an Elk Sanctuary protected by the state in my backyard, but I cannot shoot the critters. :(
(http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL767/2726312/18209750/286301542.jpg)
jezuz rip that just maxed out my gay-o-meter.
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
My biggest problem is this: I have an Elk Sanctuary protected by the state in my backyard, but I cannot let you guys know when I shoot one of the critters. :(
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
:rofl
Even though we live in an unincorporated part of the county, discharging firearms in our neighborhood is illegal under state law (due to the approximity of the lots, which are 1 acre lots, 60 homes). So, I still can't shoot 'em with anything that makes much noise. :)
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eagl, my stepfather was a game warden (for real).
That said, I have to go polish my camo halo. :D
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
eagl, my stepfather was a game warden (for real) so I already know all the tricks.:D
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
:rofl
Even though we live in an unincorporated part of the county, discharging firearms in our neighborhood is illegal under state law (due to the approximity of the lots, which are 1 acre lots, 60 homes). So, I still can't shoot 'em! :)
2 words... cross bow:aok
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4 words: Three Liter Pepsi Bottle :aok
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Ever see what happens when you drop a couple of pellets of dry ice into an empty coke bottle and seal it up?
*hint* Don't stand anywhere within 10 meters (30 feet) without hearing protection!:rofl
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reminds me of a joke...
guy goes into a potatohouse... he drops his drawers and the hooker starts laughing...
"who ya gonna please with that little thing?" she says
"me" he says
lazs
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Incidently, my view is below (Pic of backyard incorporated into design) My biggest problem is this: I have an Elk Sanctuary protected by the state in my backyard, but I cannot shoot the critters. :(
(http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL767/2726312/18209750/286301542.jpg)
where is the carpet?
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Originally posted by Furball
where is the carpet?
In the garage next to the spa...:p
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Originally posted by JB88
if this thread were any more gay it would have a princess diana picture.
No, far worse than that would be a photo of the Hoff:
(http://handbook.abovetopsecret.com/wizard/blogimg/the-hoff-01.jpg)
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MY EYES!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Originally posted by SD67
MY EYES!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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start out with naked guy in bathtub and the thread goes downhill from there...
whoda thunk?
lazs
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Originally posted by SD67
2 words... cross bow:aok
:rofl
Psssssssssttttttttt.......cro ssbow is one word.