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Title: Favorite Dr Coxism
Post by: B@tfinkV on December 17, 2007, 03:25:04 PM
on the show Scrubs, my favorite character by a mile has gotta be Dr Cox.

whats your favourite Coxism

one that i laughed my butt off to the other day was..


"You know barbie, i have two parts to this plan, the first being that i just simply cannot talk to people who se-he-he-he-riously annoy me. Would you like to hear the second part?"

*pause*

*sigh* "sure"

"I'm sorry barbie, my hands are tied by the fist rule."



OR


"I love this moment so much i would cheat on that other moment and run of with this one to raise a family of little tiny moments"



anyone else remember any good ones?
Title: Favorite Dr Coxism
Post by: JB88 on December 17, 2007, 03:41:45 PM
“In the brief eighteen months that Jordan and I weren’t together, how many of you had your way with her? Bear in mind, I’m gonna need absolute honesty here or I will brain you. - Anyway, whoever taught Jordan that reverse cowgirl position…it’s long overdue, but thank you.”

“Bobby, lately I’ve noticed you don’t listen to a single word people say, so my reply to your question is I think you’re the world’s biggest ******* and I look forward to your death.”

“I don’t know what to tell you, there, Bobbo. Either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea.”
Title: Favorite Dr Coxism
Post by: B@tfinkV on December 17, 2007, 04:05:54 PM
Quote
Originally posted by JB88


“I don’t know what to tell you, there, Bobbo. Either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea.”


:rofl

i forgot that one.
Title: Favorite Dr Coxism
Post by: Octavius on December 17, 2007, 04:09:31 PM
The Kelso/Cox exchange from my sig:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8ICj1MlMqQ

:)
Title: Favorite Dr Coxism
Post by: JB88 on December 17, 2007, 04:27:12 PM
^^^

kelso: everythings gone straight down the crapper since enid stop taking antideppressants...

cox: i didnt know she suffered from depression.

kelso:  she isn't...those things kill her sex drive.




lolz.
Title: Favorite Dr Coxism
Post by: B@tfinkV on December 17, 2007, 04:27:23 PM
lol oct. the earlier series from about season 2-4 were the best imo.

im working my way through season 5 and 6 now.

"Thats Kieth? That kids the best intern we've got. Hell, i'd like to bronze him, turn my office into a kieth-edral and convert to kieth-stianity, and FYI, i still want my pen back"

"i dont have it"

"WELL....you damn sure better find it, nubile one, and when you do i want it buff shined and de-nerd-ified"
Title: Favorite Dr Coxism
Post by: bj229r on December 17, 2007, 07:40:51 PM
“Oh my God, I could fly to China, adopt a child, raise her and send her to medical school, and then train her to do this procedure in the time it’s taking you to finish.”

“Carla, cut the guy some slack. Surgery is not as easy as it looks. I mean, he’s gotta make the incision, cut the wrong artery, panic, collapse into a ball of tears in the corner, and after all that he’s gotta go wash up, check the board, and find out who he’ll be killing after lunch. It’s…a grind.”

“I’m gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles; and you feel free to get this filled out whenever you want.”


Funniest damn show in the history of tv
Title: Favorite Dr Coxism
Post by: B@tfinkV on December 17, 2007, 07:59:03 PM
bill lawrence, pure comic genius!
Title: Favorite Dr Coxism
Post by: rpm on December 17, 2007, 11:21:58 PM
I don't have any rants committed to memory, but Cox and the Janitor are my favorite characters on there.