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Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: rpm on December 19, 2007, 09:46:38 PM
1. "Don't Tase Me, Bro!" -- plea made by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer.

2. "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us." -- Lauren Upton

3. "In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country." -- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

4. "That's some nappy-headed hos there." -- Don Imus

5. "I don't recall." -- Former U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales' repeated response to questioning at a congressional hearing about the firing of U.S. attorneys.

6. "There's only three things he (Rudy Giuliani) mentions in a sentence: a noun and a verb and 9/11." -- Sen. Joseph Biden, speaking at a Democratic presidential debate.

7. "I'm not going to get into a name-calling match with somebody (Vice President Dick Cheney) who has a 9 percent approval rating." -- Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, a Democrat.

8. "(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom." -- Idaho Republican Sen. Larry Craig's explanation of why his foot touched that of an undercover policeman in a men's room.

9. "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." -- Biden describing rival Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.

10. "I think as far as the adverse impact on the nation around the world, this administration has been the worst in history." -- Former President Jimmy Carter in an interview in the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette newspaper.
link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071219/us_nm/usa_quotes_dc)
Title: Re: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: AKIron on December 19, 2007, 10:01:46 PM
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Originally posted by rpm
10. "I think as far as the adverse impact on the nation around the world, this administration has been the worst in history." -- Former President Jimmy Carter in an interview in the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette newspaper.


Desperate for anyone to overshadow his utter failure in the office.
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: Motherland on December 19, 2007, 10:28:16 PM
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"(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom." -- Idaho Republican Sen. Larry Craig's explanation of why his foot touched that of an undercover policeman in a men's room.

Definately has to be #1
Title: Re: Re: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: Arlo on December 19, 2007, 10:36:09 PM
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Originally posted by AKIron
Desperate for anyone to overshadow his utter failure in the office.


Not seein' it (though the song's not a new one). Make the comparisons then back them with cause and effect (feel free to project but projection of Bush's potential accomplishments aren't a given, especially seeing how many are already hedging where they'll place blame). You may fire when ready, Gridley. :)
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: Arlo on December 19, 2007, 10:48:28 PM
15 minutes and one response, to be precise. Wasn't your contribution that did it. And I could see it coming. Bush hate has nothing on Carter hate, from my observation. *ShruG*

Nothing unusual. Par for the course. :)
Title: Re: Re: Re: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: AKIron on December 19, 2007, 10:54:59 PM
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Originally posted by Arlo
Not seein' it (though the song's not a new one). Make the comparisons then back them with cause and effect (feel free to project but projection of Bush's potential accomplishments aren't a given, especially seeing how many are already hedging where they'll place blame). You may fire when ready, Gridley. :)


I don't know how old you are Arlo but I remember painfully well how a president I voted for let a third world country like Iran hold us hostage for 444 days.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: Arlo on December 19, 2007, 11:02:11 PM
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Originally posted by AKIron
I don't know how old you Arlo but I remember painfully well how a president I voted for let a third world country like Iran hold us hostage for 444 days.


And got them released. Even Reagan gave him props for doing so. BTW, couldn'ta been any political manipulation involved, eh? Anyhow ... dig a bit deeper. Go that old gas price route, while you're at it. Gas prices are so fantastic now I'm dancing in the street (saves gas). Maybe throw in the "misery index ... proof." Carter had to have been less popular than Bush. :)

(- voted 1980 .... Carter - wasn't fooled by the media hype - understands diplomacy better than the average neocon - and yes, sorry, Reagan already seemed a bit ... mentally disconnected .... )
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: AKIron on December 19, 2007, 11:04:45 PM
See Rule #5
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: Arlo on December 19, 2007, 11:09:58 PM
See Rule #4
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: LEADPIG on December 20, 2007, 12:38:35 AM
See Rule #7
Title: Re: Re: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: LEADPIG on December 20, 2007, 12:40:49 AM
See Rule #2
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: moot on December 20, 2007, 12:47:20 AM
'I'm lookin for some alien toilet to park my bricks... Who's first?"
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: LEADPIG on December 20, 2007, 12:50:18 AM
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Originally posted by moot
'I'm lookin for some alien toilet to park my bricks... Who's first?"


What made you think of extraterrestrial toilets?

You think aliens have them ??? :rolleyes: :eek:
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: Sundowner on December 20, 2007, 05:01:41 AM
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Originally posted by moot
'I'm lookin for some alien toilet to park my bricks... Who's first?"


Muhahaha! DN Forevah!

"Who want's some?"

Regards,
Sun
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: kilz on December 20, 2007, 05:51:58 AM
my head hurts after reading this post i go lay down now
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: AWMac on December 20, 2007, 06:42:46 AM
"In Two Weeks."

HTC and Staff.

:D

Mac
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: AWMac on December 20, 2007, 06:44:57 AM
"You have been Muted for 10 Minutes."

MODS in MA... on any given discussion.

:p

Mac
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: lazs2 on December 20, 2007, 08:01:59 AM
wow... arlo getting all huffy about carter bashing..   whoda thunk?

the guy who made up the list was the first basher arlo.. your beef is with him..  and a couple of hundred million other people...

the worst think about carter is that he just won't go away.. stinks up everything he touches.

lazs
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: Jackal1 on December 20, 2007, 09:05:54 AM
"I am not a killer or an armed robber, I just want to play golf." -- O. J. Simpson, charged with robbery, saying he was only trying to retrieve property stolen from him.



"They put in the ugliest, biggest bottom in the world. Mine was smaller and much nicer. I recently found the stand-in was a stripper from Glasgow." Former Bond girl Britt Ekland regrets asking for a double for a nude film scene.
Title: Re: Re: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: SkyRock on December 20, 2007, 09:07:04 AM
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Originally posted by AKIron
Desperate for anyone to overshadow his utter failure in the office.
Desperate
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: texasmom on December 20, 2007, 09:27:43 AM
Glad I deleted my posts before Skuzzy got to them!!!! :)
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: AWMac on December 20, 2007, 03:04:14 PM
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Originally posted by texasmom
Glad I deleted my posts before Skuzzy got to them!!!! :)


*Your previous Posts have been recorded and will be distributed randomly throughout future threads for embarassment only.*

:D

Mac
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: texasmom on December 20, 2007, 04:58:08 PM
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Originally posted by AWMac
*Your previous Posts have been recorded and will be distributed randomly throughout future threads for embarassment only.*
:D
Mac


:lol
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: cav58d on December 20, 2007, 06:05:47 PM
"It wasn't me" ~ Shaggy


Wait...that was 2000.

lmfao
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: Arlo on December 20, 2007, 09:25:13 PM
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Originally posted by lazs2
the worst thin[g] about carter is that he just won't go away.. stinks up everything he touches.
 


Carter fixation enragement syndrome. Gotta admire the double standard it takes to maintain it. ;) :aok
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: AKIron on December 20, 2007, 09:34:17 PM
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Originally posted by Arlo
Carter fixation enragement syndrome. Gotta admire the double standard it takes to maintain it. ;) :aok


Carter does not want to go quietly into the night. Most of us were willing to let him fade into obscurity but no, he wasn't satisfied in letting Clinton bear the ire of conservatives. He has to continually open his mouth and prove to everyone that when you eat too many peanuts you get peanut brain.
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: Arlo on December 20, 2007, 09:38:58 PM
And speaking out against following administrations and their incompetence regarding matters negatively affecting the nation is such an unacceptable practice. We should all stand shoulder to shoulder and shout him to death. ;) :aok
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: AKIron on December 20, 2007, 09:40:16 PM
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Originally posted by Arlo
And speaking out against following administrations and their incompetence regarding matters negatively affecting the nation is such an unacceptable practice. We should all stand shoulder to shoulder and shout him to death. ;) :aok



or... just not take him seriously
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: Arlo on December 20, 2007, 09:41:05 PM
Quote
Originally posted by AKIron
or... just not take him seriously


What a concept. I look forward to seeing it put into practice from now on. ;)
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: AKIron on December 20, 2007, 09:44:05 PM
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Originally posted by Arlo
What a concept. I look forward to seeing it put into practice from now on. ;)


Where have you seen anything but? Am I not allowed to voice my opinion when someone posts a Carter rant?
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: Arlo on December 20, 2007, 09:45:43 PM
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Originally posted by AKIron
Where have you seen anything but? Am I not allowed to voice my opinion when someone posts a Carter rant?


*squeak* *squeak* (I saw a Carter quote in all that and my leg jumped)?

Heh. :D
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: AKIron on December 20, 2007, 09:51:10 PM
Truth is I was sorely disappointed in Carter but still thought of him as a good person. Until the last few years that is since he's gone of the deep end and imagines himself as somehow politically relevant, right up there with the likes of Sean Penn.
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: Arlo on December 20, 2007, 09:53:54 PM
Quote
Originally posted by AKIron
Truth is I was sorely disappointed in Carter but still thought of him as a good person. Until the last few years that is since he's gone of the deep end and imagines himself as somehow politically relevant, right up there with the likes of Sean Penn.


It's not like he was ever POTUS or anything and ... well, Nancy, Reagan was a better actor than Sean. I'm not as good as Laz at seeing deeply into your soul and knowing exactly what color it is, and all, but I do suspect your biggest problem with Carter is he said something bad about Bush. Just sayin'.

:cool:
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: AKIron on December 20, 2007, 09:57:07 PM
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Originally posted by Arlo
It's not like he was ever POTUS or anything and ... well, Nancy, Reagan was a better actor than Sean. I'm not as good as Laz as seeing deeply into your soul and knowing exactly what color it is, and all, but I do suspect your biggest problem with Carter is he said something bad about Bush. Just sayin'.

:cool:


My biggest problem with Carter is as I said before, he failed miserably as president. If for no other reason than this he should keep mouth shut. Of course he won't and it is (until Hillary gets in office) still a free country.
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: Arlo on December 20, 2007, 09:59:31 PM
Quote
Originally posted by AKIron
My biggest problem with Carter is as I said before, he failed miserably as president. If for no other reason than this he should keep mouth shut. Of course he won't and it is (until Hillary gets in office) still a free country.


Mmmmok. Mmmmmwhatever. You've ... ummm ... made your point. As concisely as you could. And to think. Someone almost got away with making Carter look good here. ;)
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: B@tfinkV on December 21, 2007, 01:14:46 AM
my favorite quote came from the DA recently.

player 1 : Oh nice HO player 2

player 2 : oh, thanks.

Player 1 : you hoed me cos you cant out turn me, why do you have to ho me is it because you were losing hey? yu have to ho to win

player 2 : i hoed you because you were about to beat me, why would i let you beat me?

player 1 : ...............


made me laugh even though really i sympathise with player 1, player 2 made the whole thing just damn funny.
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: Holden McGroin on December 21, 2007, 01:41:58 AM
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7. "I'm not going to get into a name-calling match with somebody (Vice President Dick Cheney) who has a 9 percent approval rating." -- Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, a Democrat.


I wonder what percentage he needs...  after all Congress is hovering about 20 to 25% approval...
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: FBplmmr on December 21, 2007, 05:40:39 AM
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Originally posted by Arlo
And got them released. Even Reagan gave him props for doing so. BTW, couldn'ta been any political manipulation involved, eh? Anyhow ... dig a bit deeper. Go that old gas price route, while you're at it. Gas prices are so fantastic now I'm dancing in the street (saves gas). Maybe throw in the "misery index ... proof." Carter had to have been less popular than Bush. :)

(- voted 1980 .... Carter - wasn't fooled by the media hype - understands diplomacy better than the average neocon - and yes, sorry, Reagan already seemed a bit ... mentally disconnected .... )


Had Carter been reelected (:rofl ) would the hostages have been released?


He did have some nice sweaters.
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: JB88 on December 21, 2007, 06:18:50 AM
"I just want this to be made clear... Just because I noticed his soft, pouty mouth and gentle, expressive hands does not mean that I am gay for him...necessarily."

posted by Lazs in reference to eskimo
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: Shuckins on December 21, 2007, 06:38:52 AM
Carter didn't "persuade" the Iranians to release our diplomats until it became apparent that Ronald "I'll bomb them back to the Stone Age" Reagan would be the next president.

Could Carter have scored such a success without the not-so-subtle threat from Reagan?  Possibly...but he had precious little success in that regard until the fall of '79.
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: Tigeress on December 21, 2007, 06:42:36 AM
RPM,

How about a 2007 O-Club quotes of the year thread?

I can think of a few that are a riot! :rofl

TIGERESS
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: Tigeress on December 21, 2007, 06:43:49 AM
Quote
Originally posted by JB88
"I just want this to be made clear... Just because I noticed his soft, pouty mouth and gentle, expressive hands does not mean that I am gay for him...necessarily."

posted by Lazs in reference to eskimo


Dang, you posted that as I was writing the above post!

That was one of the quotes I was thinkin of!

AHHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rofl :rofl :rofl

TIGERESS
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: lazs2 on December 21, 2007, 09:52:42 AM
what.. no arlo quotes?  ah well.. the writers are still in strike I guess.

lazs
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: AWMac on December 21, 2007, 10:10:36 AM
"CHECK 6 Vans Crew"

as you can see their rook and in knight but their check 6ing me.
~Vans Crew

check 6's from diff sides? (http://forums.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=218465)

i would like HTC to handle it.

:rofl :aok :D

Mac
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: rpm on December 21, 2007, 12:07:04 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Tigeress
RPM,

How about a 2007 O-Club quotes of the year thread?

I can think of a few that are a riot! :rofl

TIGERESS
LOL, Go right ahead Tigress.:aok
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: eskimo2 on December 21, 2007, 01:19:52 PM
I think my favorite is: "I like turtles."

(http://web.mac.com/diplo1978/iWeb/mad%20decent%20radio%20worldwide/Images/i-like-turtles.jpg)
Title: Re: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: MadMan on December 21, 2007, 01:40:56 PM
Quote
Originally posted by rpm

2. "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us." -- Lauren Upton


It was Caitlin Upton.  Teen Miss South Carolina.

http://southernfriedfootball.com/Caitlin/

And with looks like that, she can be as dumb as she wants too.
Title: Re: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: MotorOil1 on December 21, 2007, 02:05:49 PM
Quote
Originally posted by rpm
5. "I don't recall." -- Former U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales' repeated response to questioning at a congressional hearing about the firing of U.S. attorneys.


72 times wasn't it?

Anyway,

This is a quote every year no?

Libby - 2005
Reagan - 1952 to 2004
The Clintons - 2000- present

Feel free to add.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: Arlo on December 21, 2007, 06:03:28 PM
Quote
Originally posted by FBplmmr
Had Carter been reelected (:rofl ) would the hostages have been released?
 


That's a very interesting question. But is it a road you really want to travel? Think about it. :D
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: Arlo on December 21, 2007, 06:06:28 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Shuckins
Carter didn't "persuade" the Iranians to release our diplomats until it became apparent that Ronald "I'll bomb them back to the Stone Age" Reagan would be the next president.

Could Carter have scored such a success without the not-so-subtle threat from Reagan?  Possibly...but he had precious little success in that regard until the fall of '79.


Ahhhh .... and to think, I wasn't even going to bring up the "October surprise." ;)
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: Arlo on December 21, 2007, 06:07:35 PM
Quote
Originally posted by lazs2
what.. no arlo quotes?  ah well.. the writers are still in strike I guess.

lazs


Ankle ... Laz .... attached .... growling .... foamy .... must .... shrug and get a beer.

;)
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: john9001 on December 21, 2007, 06:54:56 PM
arlo   must    always   have   last   word.
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: JB88 on December 21, 2007, 07:10:53 PM
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Originally posted by john9001
arlo   must    always   have   last   word.


...as john is confined to retort.
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: AKIron on December 21, 2007, 08:06:01 PM
...as JB88 elocutes
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: JB88 on December 21, 2007, 08:15:21 PM
we do what we must.

;)
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: AKIron on December 21, 2007, 08:17:36 PM
Some words just begged to be used but are rarely given the chance. :D
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: Arlo on December 22, 2007, 02:55:06 PM
How sesquipedalian. Most philodoxial. ;)
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: JB88 on December 22, 2007, 03:04:16 PM
arlo goes obtuse...
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: Arlo on December 22, 2007, 03:26:45 PM
I call. Definitions and appropriateness. ;)
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: john9001 on December 22, 2007, 03:35:28 PM
Quote
Originally posted by JB88
arlo goes obtuse...


arlo, that guy just called you fat.
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: Arlo on December 22, 2007, 04:01:52 PM
Quote
Originally posted by john9001
arlo, that guy just called you fat.


It's ok, john. I've understood for quite sometime. You do your best. ;)
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: SuBWaYCH on December 22, 2007, 05:15:37 PM
"Wanna Bet"--

Skuzzy

They are all flying around and stuff and we on the ground but we are in the air come on man.--

Revor (Not this year, but its great)

All the other good ones have been posted.

P.S.
Ario, why do you always have a smiley in your posts?



;)

Regards,
Subway
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: FrodeMk3 on December 22, 2007, 05:28:49 PM
Quote
Originally posted by SuBWaYCH
"Wanna Bet"--

Skuzzy

They are all flying around and stuff and we on the ground but we are in the air come on man.--

Revor (Not this year, but its great)

All the other good ones have been posted.

P.S.
Ario, why do you always have a smiley in your posts?



;)


Regards,
Subway


:lol   Yeah, that one was Sig material for awhile!
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: Arlo on December 22, 2007, 05:38:40 PM
Quote
Originally posted by SuBWaYCH

Ar[l]o, why do you always have a smiley in your posts?

;)

Regards,
Subway


Because I can? :D

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Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: Arlo on December 22, 2007, 05:51:52 PM
Stuff:

 Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

It resembles English, but I can't understand a word you're typing.

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape all over your keyboard.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view though few of us would dare try to stick our heads up our rears.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're misunderstood.

Any connection between your reality and reality is purely coincidental.

What am I? Flypaper for extremists!?

And your cry baby whiny-butt opinion would be...?

Sarcasm is just one more gratuity I offer.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Credit anon.

:D
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: lazs2 on December 23, 2007, 10:29:58 AM
he puts a smiley in his posts so that at least someone appears amused.

lazs
Title: 2007 Quotes Of The Year
Post by: Arlo on December 23, 2007, 03:06:14 PM
And someone does. Don't be a smiley hater ... too ... Lazzie. ;)