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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: texasmom on December 24, 2007, 12:45:47 AM
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Yep ~ that's me Repo!
(If anyone else tells you otherwise, just ignore them :D )
(http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd34/momof3terrors/juneandbeaver.jpg)
It's easy to be just like June Cleaver! Follow these simple steps:
Don your prettiest dress every morning (appropriate foundation garments help to maintain a smooth line).
Wear your most expensive pearls.
Get up early and make sure the coffee is ready for your husband - you KNOW he hates to wait!
Prepare an elaborate and hearty breakfast and call the family to the table. Serve the family before serving yourself - first things first!
After breakfast, make sure the kitchen is spotless and glimmering.
Vacuum and dust daily - keep that house ship-shape.
Be at the door to greet the kids when they arrive home from school - make sure to have cold milk and fresh, hot cookies waiting.
Prepare and serve a well-balanced, tasty dinner. Store-bought dessert? What were you thinking???
Ask your husband about his day. Offer support. NEVER tell him he's a jerk!
Be cheerful when you transport the kids to their various activities. Their schedules are so important! Help them with their homework. Be cheerful - never surly.
After everyone is in bed, feel free to slip into more comfortable clothes.
Take off the pearls - you've got 6 whole hours to be yourself!
OTher Tips:
If your dress isn't starched, it won't look as pretty.
Use real butter in the cookies. If you don't, they won't taste as good.
Make sure the kids don't drink milk straight out of the bottle!
Seasonal aprons lend SUCH a festive touch...
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BTW, she turned 92 on Saturday. :)
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"chump don't want de help, chump don't get de help."
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LOLOL~ I never realized that was HER in that show 88.
LOLOLOL! :lol :aok
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that's right texasmom...mrs. cleaver speaks jive.
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Originally posted by texasmom
LOLOL~ I never realized that was HER in that show 88.
LOLOLOL! :lol :aok
Oh, please Mom. You gots to be kidding!
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Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive bellybutton dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
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That was one of the funniest parts of the movie.
One of the few movies that is worth watching pretty regular for me.
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Originally posted by rpm
Oh, please Mom. You gots to be kidding!
Nope ~ I only saw the movie once ~ when I was a kid. I was so appalled by the rude behavior that I never bothered watching it again. Several parts I recall my brothers using to joke around with one another; that whole jive talk being one of them.
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You just gotta gotta rewatch it!!
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Originally posted by Meatwad
You just gotta gotta rewatch it!!
My sons are 9, 11 & 13. I'm thinking that's NOT the kind of humor I want them to imitate.
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Understood
But there is always after bed time :)
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There appears to be a language barrier here. Obviously you dudes aren't fluent in suburbanese....;)
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Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone **** again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.