Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Swoop on December 28, 2007, 10:34:48 AM
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THE BEER!!! SOMEONE FORGOT THE BEER!!!!
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While there was nothing specific in the regulations prohibiting "drifting" an aircraft carrier, the Captain of the USS Nimitz was nevertheless relieved of duty.
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hold my beer, watch this.
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In the old Midway class carriers, this worked, but nobody told Captain Jack that you needed to put it in reverse to do donuts in a Nimitz.
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Loud Speaker: "OK...snicker...Everyone lean LEFT now!"
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Originally posted by AKWabbit
Loud Speaker: "OK...snicker...Everyone lean LEFT now!"
:rofl
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IT'S 999000 and TATERTOT!!! TURN THE CV!!!
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Crazy John
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Ah! MULTI WAVE DRIFTING!
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Can you give a 'Field Sobriety Test' at sea?
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...taken 30 seconds before Bush's second carrier landing PR gig.
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"Some NOOB ran the cv into a pt spawn!"
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Hey ya'll, watch this!!
Hold my beer.
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Who wants to piss the Marines off in their racks down below?
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Can someone with a higher rank than lazyeye PLEASE take control of the thing!?!
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Ok, I want to know the truth: Who let Paris drive?
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Women Drivers...
G,D,R
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"Guys stop turning the CV, I can't take off!"
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OK hotshot, now lets see you catch the three wire.
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Yep...yer right...Capn's an ex-F-14 fighter jock. Case ya was wonderin'.
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Capn, "Attention all hands, as of today the movie 'To Fast, To Furious' will no longer be shown on movie night. That is all."
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Originally posted by Swoop
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"LAND HOOOO!
NUDE BEACH SPOTTED TO STARBOARD"
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hold it just a sec...just a...
FFFFFaRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrr rrRRRRRRRrrrrrrrRRRTTTT!!!
ahhhhhh.
:)
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Moments before the navy sends a message that all equipment on deck "mysteriously" went overboard
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Originally posted by Swoop
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The good ship USS PMS with an all female crew at the exact moment that the midol ran out.
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
"LAND HOOOO!
NUDE BEACH SPOTTED TO STARBOARD"
rather than insult your sense of direction I just fxed it for ya. :p
(http://www.sidesconsulting.com/misc/ship.jpg)
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LOL
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lol Iron wins.
:)
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This is all well and amusing Swoop, but shouldn't that be 12/28/07?
:cool:,
Wab
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Originally posted by AKWabbit
This is all well and amusing Swoop, but shouldn't that be 12/28/07?
It always surprised me why Americans have 31 months :)
It's like "how many seconds in a metric minute?" :D
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Originally posted by Boroda
It always surprised me why Americans have 31 months :)
It's like "how many seconds in a metric minute?" :D
LoL. Don't get me started. I've lobbied a decade for a metric time unit. Everyone thinks I'm nuts. I mean it just makes sense! 100 minutes in a hour. 10 hours in a day. 10 days in a week. 10 weeks in a month, 10 months in a year....AH! 10 years in a decade, 100 years in a century....whatever. Somebody can work out the details. I came up with the BIG picture. (too much Jack for this kind of math.)
I've done so much freakin date manipulations on so many products, as far as short dates go, I can't even remeber how WE do it sometimes. I do ISO 24h nowdays, even on my personal checks. yyyy-MM-dd hh:mm:ss. And people STILL think I'm crazy!:rofl
Regards,
Wab
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Originally posted by AKIron
rather than insult your sense of direction I just fxed it for ya. :p
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Last time I checked starboard was to the right.
The idea being the entire crew moved to the starboard side of the ship to see the nude beach. Thus causing it to list to the right
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Last time I checked starboard was to the right.
The idea being the entire crew moved to the starboard side of the ship to see the nude beach. Thus causing it to list to the right
You are correct sir.
Left is Port. Same number of letters. Starboard is Right, starboard having more letters then port just like right has more letters then left. Easy way to remember it.
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I remember it as, Port is RED (nav light) and there is no port LEFT. :lol
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Originally posted by BlueJ1
You are correct sir.
Left is Port. Same number of letters. Starboard is Right, starboard having more letters then port just like right has more letters then left. Easy way to remember it.
Somehow I think BM1 Deikel's method works better.
Now, which side is port??
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(http://www.theplatelady.com/figurines6/6740-viking-ship.jpg)
Spot the steer board?
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Why Jet Ski owners are no longer allowed on the helm.
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The newest member of the Nimitz 360 Club was gravely disappointed in the membership benefits. "My recruiter lied!"
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OK nobody is leaving this ship till someone owns up to this. Who pulled the handbrake?
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Last time I checked starboard was to the right.
The idea being the entire crew moved to the starboard side of the ship to see the nude beach. Thus causing it to list to the right
:aok