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Title: Witchcraft
Post by: zilla on January 05, 2008, 01:28:12 PM
Witchcraft is the only possible explaination for the flight behavior of the P-38. There can be no other explaination. Therefore, it follows that, all P-38 pilots are witches. Something has to be done. I have hung garlic on my monitor in an attempt to ward off the P-38 but it does not seem to be working. The P-38s will actually hide behind the garlic cloves and then attack when I least expect it. I think I will try wolf's bane next. In the mean time all P-38 pilots should be regarded with suspicion. I really think that the hot girl at On the Border is probably going out with a P-38 guy. That is probably the only reason I am getting nowhere in my attempts to charm her. Some type of special P-38 witch pilot spell. Some thing has to be done soon or all the hot girls will be going out with the P-38 guys and not me.

:noid
Title: Witchcraft
Post by: Raptor on January 05, 2008, 01:39:25 PM
Rumor has it there is going to be a gathering of P38 Pilots on Tuesday January 8th in the Late War Main Arena. I propose a Witchhunt!
http://forums.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=222861&perpage=25&pagenumber=4


:noid
Title: Witchcraft
Post by: Ack-Ack on January 05, 2008, 02:05:24 PM
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Originally posted by Raptor
Rumor has it there is going to be a coven of P38 Pilots on Tuesday January 8th in the Late War Main Arena. I propose a Witchhunt!
http://forums.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=222861&perpage=25&pagenumber=4


:noid



sorry, had to correct the slight typo.


ack-ack
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Title: Witchcraft
Post by: Falcon94 on January 05, 2008, 02:54:44 PM
Garlic is for vampires zilla...dont make me be witch you.....:noid
Title: Witchcraft
Post by: Blooz on January 05, 2008, 04:17:00 PM
I hear silver bullets work.

The bigger, the better.
Title: Witchcraft
Post by: SD67 on January 05, 2008, 04:39:58 PM
I found out that P38's are allergic to Lancasters.
Yesterday I was returning from a long and frustrating unsuccessful CV hunt between 117 and 82 in Orange to see a lone P38 vulching some poor '38 on the runway at 110. Being the nutter I am, I decided to have at him with my Lanc's. After chasing him around the field for a lap, I removed some components from his aircraft and he promptly departed. I tried to give chase but he wouldn't come back.:cry  It was then I decided that Lancasters really need WEP and I returned for an uneventful  landing. The new P38 driver I'd rescued was in awe that I'd actually chased this "dangerous" guy off in a full set of bombers:lol
I upped a '38 with him and we scouted for his return (He'd gone back and landed his 3 vulches) but alas he never came back, so I set off to die tragically in some other furball elsewhere.
Title: Witchcraft
Post by: crims on January 05, 2008, 05:32:06 PM
Well I think if you throw the 38 into the water and if floats it must be a WITCH

:O :O :O


Crims

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Title: Witchcraft
Post by: Saxman on January 05, 2008, 05:42:20 PM
But does it weigh the same as a duck?
Title: Witchcraft
Post by: Treize69 on January 05, 2008, 08:01:22 PM
The P-38 turned me into a newt.

But I got better.
Title: Witchcraft
Post by: Tango on January 05, 2008, 08:31:46 PM
Aren't you supposed to use salt to keep witches away?
Title: Witchcraft
Post by: Coshy on January 05, 2008, 08:58:24 PM
We need to find a duck and a big set of scales ....

How to prove if they are witches (http://youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g&feature=related)
Title: Witchcraft
Post by: Ack-Ack on January 05, 2008, 11:08:43 PM
Quote
Originally posted by SD67
I found out that P38's are allergic to Lancasters.
Yesterday I was returning from a long and frustrating unsuccessful CV hunt between 117 and 82 in Orange to see a lone P38 vulching some poor '38 on the runway at 110. Being the nutter I am, I decided to have at him with my Lanc's. After chasing him around the field for a lap, I removed some components from his aircraft and he promptly departed. I tried to give chase but he wouldn't come back.:cry  It was then I decided that Lancasters really need WEP and I returned for an uneventful  landing. The new P38 driver I'd rescued was in awe that I'd actually chased this "dangerous" guy off in a full set of bombers:lol
I upped a '38 with him and we scouted for his return (He'd gone back and landed his 3 vulches) but alas he never came back, so I set off to die tragically in some other furball elsewhere.



Must have run into a P-38 driver that was just as inexperienced as the one he was vulching and I doubt the Lightning you chased away was flown by a "dangerous stick".


ack-ack
Title: Witchcraft
Post by: Saxman on January 05, 2008, 11:25:10 PM
Yeah. If he was, he wouldn't have been flying a P-38.

:D
Title: Witchcraft
Post by: Raptor on January 05, 2008, 11:25:51 PM
Yes, thats right! There are no witches:t
Title: Witchcraft
Post by: clerick on January 06, 2008, 12:14:25 AM
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Originally posted by Blooz
I hear silver bullets work.

The bigger, the better.


No no no...  Virgin Daiquiri's.  38's fly better with an inebriated pilot, that's why all S.A.P.P. planes have blenders.
Title: Witchcraft
Post by: SD67 on January 06, 2008, 12:51:47 AM
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
Must have run into a P-38 driver that was just as inexperienced as the one he was vulching and I doubt the Lightning you chased away was flown by a "dangerous stick".


ack-ack

That's what I thought, still it was amusing to see a lightning running from a det of buffs:lol
Title: Witchcraft
Post by: Treize69 on January 06, 2008, 07:23:41 AM
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Originally posted by clerick
No no no...  Virgin Daiquiri's.  38's fly better with an inebriated pilot, that's why all S.A.P.P. planes have blenders.


Mine has a barrel of scotch in place of the radio. :p
Title: Witchcraft
Post by: Damionte on January 07, 2008, 01:24:15 AM
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Originally posted by Treize69
Mine has a barrel of scotch in place of the radio. :p


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