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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: zilla on January 05, 2008, 01:28:12 PM
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Witchcraft is the only possible explaination for the flight behavior of the P-38. There can be no other explaination. Therefore, it follows that, all P-38 pilots are witches. Something has to be done. I have hung garlic on my monitor in an attempt to ward off the P-38 but it does not seem to be working. The P-38s will actually hide behind the garlic cloves and then attack when I least expect it. I think I will try wolf's bane next. In the mean time all P-38 pilots should be regarded with suspicion. I really think that the hot girl at On the Border is probably going out with a P-38 guy. That is probably the only reason I am getting nowhere in my attempts to charm her. Some type of special P-38 witch pilot spell. Some thing has to be done soon or all the hot girls will be going out with the P-38 guys and not me.
:noid
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Rumor has it there is going to be a gathering of P38 Pilots on Tuesday January 8th in the Late War Main Arena. I propose a Witchhunt!
http://forums.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=222861&perpage=25&pagenumber=4
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Originally posted by Raptor
Rumor has it there is going to be a coven of P38 Pilots on Tuesday January 8th in the Late War Main Arena. I propose a Witchhunt!
http://forums.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=222861&perpage=25&pagenumber=4
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sorry, had to correct the slight typo.
ack-ack
SAPP Project Manager for "SAPP's Nefarious Plan For World Domination"
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Garlic is for vampires zilla...dont make me be witch you.....:noid
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I hear silver bullets work.
The bigger, the better.
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I found out that P38's are allergic to Lancasters.
Yesterday I was returning from a long and frustrating unsuccessful CV hunt between 117 and 82 in Orange to see a lone P38 vulching some poor '38 on the runway at 110. Being the nutter I am, I decided to have at him with my Lanc's. After chasing him around the field for a lap, I removed some components from his aircraft and he promptly departed. I tried to give chase but he wouldn't come back.:cry It was then I decided that Lancasters really need WEP and I returned for an uneventful landing. The new P38 driver I'd rescued was in awe that I'd actually chased this "dangerous" guy off in a full set of bombers:lol
I upped a '38 with him and we scouted for his return (He'd gone back and landed his 3 vulches) but alas he never came back, so I set off to die tragically in some other furball elsewhere.
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Well I think if you throw the 38 into the water and if floats it must be a WITCH
:O :O :O
Crims
479th Raiders FG
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But does it weigh the same as a duck?
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The P-38 turned me into a newt.
But I got better.
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Aren't you supposed to use salt to keep witches away?
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We need to find a duck and a big set of scales ....
How to prove if they are witches (http://youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g&feature=related)
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Originally posted by SD67
I found out that P38's are allergic to Lancasters.
Yesterday I was returning from a long and frustrating unsuccessful CV hunt between 117 and 82 in Orange to see a lone P38 vulching some poor '38 on the runway at 110. Being the nutter I am, I decided to have at him with my Lanc's. After chasing him around the field for a lap, I removed some components from his aircraft and he promptly departed. I tried to give chase but he wouldn't come back.:cry It was then I decided that Lancasters really need WEP and I returned for an uneventful landing. The new P38 driver I'd rescued was in awe that I'd actually chased this "dangerous" guy off in a full set of bombers:lol
I upped a '38 with him and we scouted for his return (He'd gone back and landed his 3 vulches) but alas he never came back, so I set off to die tragically in some other furball elsewhere.
Must have run into a P-38 driver that was just as inexperienced as the one he was vulching and I doubt the Lightning you chased away was flown by a "dangerous stick".
ack-ack
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Yeah. If he was, he wouldn't have been flying a P-38.
:D
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Yes, thats right! There are no witches:t
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Originally posted by Blooz
I hear silver bullets work.
The bigger, the better.
No no no... Virgin Daiquiri's. 38's fly better with an inebriated pilot, that's why all S.A.P.P. planes have blenders.
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
Must have run into a P-38 driver that was just as inexperienced as the one he was vulching and I doubt the Lightning you chased away was flown by a "dangerous stick".
ack-ack
That's what I thought, still it was amusing to see a lightning running from a det of buffs:lol
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Originally posted by clerick
No no no... Virgin Daiquiri's. 38's fly better with an inebriated pilot, that's why all S.A.P.P. planes have blenders.
Mine has a barrel of scotch in place of the radio. :p
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Originally posted by Treize69
Mine has a barrel of scotch in place of the radio. :p
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