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Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: Treize69 on January 09, 2008, 01:40:01 PM
(http://www.brooksart.com/Clashofeagles.jpg)

Had to. :)
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: The Fugitive on January 09, 2008, 01:47:06 PM
You have a bigger version of that picture? I think the guy in the pony is giving the other guy the finger, but its hard to tell.  :D
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: humble on January 09, 2008, 02:22:28 PM
Hmmm....

Looks just like AH, the poor guy in the pony is already whinning that the 109 rammed him and is still flying (well gliding:D ) and asking GOD why he porked the collision model...
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: Krusty on January 09, 2008, 03:07:13 PM
ace pilot!!!!
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: Stang on January 09, 2008, 03:16:21 PM
"TWO PLANES COLLIDE BOTH MUST DIE zOMG WHAT BULL**** FIX THE ****ING COAD!"

;)
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: parin on January 09, 2008, 03:18:16 PM
RAMMING NEWB!! ^&%@#&^$ @:mad:






:rofl
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: Treize69 on January 09, 2008, 03:22:12 PM
Heres the description of the event with the painting.

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Lt. Joe Bennett of the 4th Fighter Group finds his P-51B disintegrating as he is rammed by Lt. Hubert Heckman flying an Me 109. Heckman's guns jammed, but not wanting to break off the attack he rammed Bennett's aircraft. Heckman crash landed, and Bennett bailed out, and was captured. Signed by the artist.
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: Overlag on January 09, 2008, 04:56:30 PM
now everyone is gona think its ok to ram.... thanks a bunch! :mad:
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: DoNKeY on January 09, 2008, 05:26:53 PM
lol Well you know the pony driver is going straight to the bbs after that one....


donkey
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: Bubbajj on January 09, 2008, 05:42:05 PM
If this happened in the MA the 109 would fly on, shoot a few more enemies down and then proceed land at a friendly airfield a sector away. Collision modeling in game is retarded.
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: Lusche on January 09, 2008, 06:28:42 PM
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Originally posted by Bubbajj
If this happened in the MA the 109 would fly on, shoot a few more enemies down and then proceed land at a friendly airfield a sector away. Collision modeling in game is retarded.


:rofl
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: Motherland on January 09, 2008, 06:49:02 PM
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Originally posted by Lusche
:rofl

I concur.
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: Treize69 on January 09, 2008, 06:51:01 PM
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Originally posted by Motherland
I concur.


Wholeheartedly.
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: A8balls on January 09, 2008, 06:55:14 PM
The Pony Pilot isn't giving the finger... he's dialing in channel 200!
:cry
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: Lusche on January 09, 2008, 06:57:11 PM
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Originally posted by A8balls
The Pony Pilot isn't giving the finger... he's dialing in channel 200!


:D
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: Treize69 on January 09, 2008, 07:00:53 PM
"ZOMFG QUAH!!!"
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: MjTalon on January 09, 2008, 07:38:30 PM
LMAO :rofl :lol
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: rabbidrabbit on January 09, 2008, 08:09:31 PM
It'll buff out.
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: Bronk on January 09, 2008, 08:36:58 PM
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Originally posted by Bubbajj
If this happened in the MA the 109 would fly on, shoot a few more enemies down and then proceed land at a friendly airfield a sector away. Collision modeling in game is retarded.

It's not the collision model that's retarded.
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: Latrobe on January 09, 2008, 08:56:08 PM
That pony is perfectly fine. He's only missing a tail, and I've seen people still flying around perfectly with no tail, wing, and on fire!!
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: splitatom on January 09, 2008, 09:11:59 PM
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Originally posted by Latrobe
That pony is perfectly fine. He's only missing a tail, and I've seen people still flying around perfectly with no tail, wing, and on fire!!
i was one of the first to se that in i see it most in nikki pilots i have seen 5 nikkis with out tail and a wing and 2 with no wings
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: SgtPappy on January 09, 2008, 09:22:06 PM
I assume they were falling to their horrible, inevitable deaths?
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Post by: fuzeman on January 09, 2008, 10:46:04 PM
The 109 pilot was obviously distracted by Treize's avatar and didnt see the 51 until it was too late.
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: Larry on January 09, 2008, 11:15:39 PM
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Originally posted by splitatom
i was one of the first to se that in i see it most in nikki pilots i have seen 5 nikkis with out tail and a wing and 2 with no wings




People this is what happens when you smoke, drink, or do drugs while pregnant.



Or in other words...............Drugs are bad MKAY!
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: humble on January 09, 2008, 11:17:26 PM
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Originally posted by Latrobe
That pony is perfectly fine. He's only missing a tail, and I've seen people still flying around perfectly with no tail, wing, and on fire!!


Yup, if it was BPARKER he's have whipped around and popped the poor 109:D
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: DoNKeY on January 10, 2008, 12:09:41 AM
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Originally posted by Larry
People this is what happens when you smoke, drink, or do drugs while pregnant.



Or in other words...............Drugs are bad MKAY!


:rofl :rofl
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: Coshy on January 10, 2008, 12:31:51 AM
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Originally posted by splitatom
i was one of the first to se that in i see it most in nikki pilots i have seen 5 nikkis with out tail and a wing and 2 with no wings



Apparently you ran out, here is another supply.

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Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: Larry on January 10, 2008, 12:48:03 AM
Apparently he didnt read the forum rules.



16- All posts, in public forums, should be made in the English language.
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: Treize69 on January 10, 2008, 06:46:05 AM
Now that I see hes cast his grubby little mitts on my own thread, I have to copy this into here in the hopes he'll read it. You'll forgive me if I don't just rewrite it, its rather long.

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Originally posted by Treize69
Ok, I'm sorry- but splitatom, I have to intoduce you to a couple friends of mine.

Say hello to , and . These are the comma and period. The comma (,) is quite useful for indicating a sentence break (like a pause in speach) or slight change of topic within the same sentence. The period (.), helpful little fella that he is, indicates the end of a sentence, which itself indicates the end of a though or statement.

Used together, these helpful little critters help to prevent what we like to call "run-on sentences", which make you look like an uneducated moron and cause others to completely ignore and/or disregard what you are trying to say.

You may also want to research an interesting phenomenon we refer to as "capitalization", in which certain words, usually at the start of a sentence (which admittedly is a concept you have yet to grasp), but also proper names (usually people and places, but also some things) have the first letter of their name capitalized. To use this function, you simply hold down the SHIFT (see, I did it for that whole word as an example!) key while pressing the letter you would like to capitalize.

The shift key also works for those little floating things above the numbers and some of the punctiation keys on the keyboard. I am referring specifically to ! (which is above the 1) and ? (which is above the /). These are the exclamation mark (!) and the question mark (?). They are used to indicate surprise (or excitement) in the case of the exclamation mark, and a question (get it?) in the case of a question mark. While the question marks use is self explanatory, the exclamation point is often abused and misused (especially by gamers), so I will leave the discovery of its myriad applications up to you. Its a fun and exciting journey, so be sure to pack a lunch!
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: The Fugitive on January 10, 2008, 08:19:37 AM
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Originally posted by Treize69
Now that I see hes cast his grubby little mitts on my own thread, I have to copy this into here in the hopes he'll read it. You'll forgive me if I don't just rewrite it, its rather long.


WOW !!! hijacking his own thread !!! He is the King of hijacks !!!:lol
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: Treize69 on January 10, 2008, 08:23:34 AM
You haven't been properly mesmerised by the bouncy bouncy fooji...
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: JB28 on January 10, 2008, 08:30:42 AM
Treize69,

Hope that Skuzzy remembers to forget to remember that Avatars are not allowed to  shows boobs!
:huh

We used to have some really great ones here for a while! Hondo's was by far the best!   Hondo, please try to bring 'em back!

Good luck!!!  

Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: Treize69 on January 10, 2008, 08:35:17 AM
I've had that one since, like, June, so if he does notice, it took him long enough.
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: scottydawg on January 10, 2008, 03:03:48 PM
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Originally posted by Treize69
Now that I see hes cast his grubby little mitts on my own thread, I have to copy this into here in the hopes he'll read it. You'll forgive me if I don't just rewrite it, its rather long.


I LOVE IT!

Except a couple of things.  You misspelled 'introduce' (intoduce), 'speech' (speach), mistyped 'thought' as 'though' and missed an apostrophe ("question mark's use").

Otherwise, BRA-freakin-VO. ;)

Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: scottydawg on January 10, 2008, 03:04:31 PM
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Originally posted by JB28
Treize69,

Hope that Skuzzy remembers to forget to remember that Avatars are not allowed to  shows boobs!
:huh

We used to have some really great ones here for a while! Hondo's was by far the best!   Hondo, please try to bring 'em back!

Good luck!!!  



Oh Hondo's still got the boobies.
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: Treize69 on January 10, 2008, 03:09:16 PM
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Originally posted by scottydawg
I LOVE IT!

Except a couple of things.  You misspelled 'introduce' (intoduce), 'speech' (speach), mistyped 'thought' as 'though' and missed an apostrophe ("question mark's use").

Otherwise, BRA-freakin-VO. ;)



I wrote it first thing in the morning, I'm proud of that few typos to be honest. I hadn't even had my first shot of scotch yet.
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: hubsonfire on January 10, 2008, 03:28:33 PM
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Originally posted by Treize69
Ok, I'm sorry- but splitatom, I have to intoduce you to a couple friends of mine.

Say hello to , and . These are the comma and period. The comma (,) is quite useful for indicating a sentence break (like a pause in speach) or slight change of topic within the same sentence. The period (.), helpful little fella that he is, indicates the end of a sentence, which itself indicates the end of a though or statement.

Used together, these helpful little critters help to prevent what we like to call "run-on sentences", which make you look like an uneducated moron and cause others to completely ignore and/or disregard what you are trying to say.

You may also want to research an interesting phenomenon we refer to as "capitalization", in which certain words, usually at the start of a sentence (which admittedly is a concept you have yet to grasp), but also proper names (usually people and places, but also some things) have the first letter of their name capitalized. To use this function, you simply hold down the SHIFT (see, I did it for that whole word as an example!) key while pressing the letter you would like to capitalize.

The shift key also works for those little floating things above the numbers and some of the punctiation keys on the keyboard. I am referring specifically to ! (which is above the 1) and ? (which is above the /). These are the exclamation mark (!) and the question mark (?). They are used to indicate surprise (or excitement) in the case of the exclamation mark, and a question (get it?) in the case of a question mark. While the question marks use is self explanatory, the exclamation point is often abused and misused (especially by gamers), so I will leave the discovery of its myriad applications up to you. Its a fun and exciting journey, so be sure to pack a lunch!


:rofl Excellent.
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: straffo on January 10, 2008, 03:39:35 PM
Treize69 your post is misleading , above the 1 there is nothing on my keyboard but under I'v a &  above the / nothing too but a : under
I've § above ! and , under the ?

:p
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: Treize69 on January 10, 2008, 03:41:21 PM
Verdammt Europeans... :p
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: hubsonfire on January 10, 2008, 03:49:47 PM
We have had your keyboards modified so that your written English will be as bad as our spoken French. Touche'!
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Post by: straffo on January 10, 2008, 03:51:29 PM
ouch touché :p
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: scottydawg on January 10, 2008, 06:25:47 PM
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Originally posted by Treize69
I wrote it first thing in the morning, I'm proud of that few typos to be honest. I hadn't even had my first shot of scotch yet.


One pedant deserves another. ;)

Seriously, the horrifying spelling and grammar I've seen recently really makes my retinas ache.
Title: Hows this for "damage modelling"?
Post by: Hap on January 11, 2008, 12:58:48 PM
What would be too funny is if System Messages announced something like this: