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Title: Dog for sale
Post by: Stixx on January 10, 2008, 06:46:13 PM
(http://www.ihandcut.com/bigdog.jpg)
Title: Dog for sale
Post by: Maverick on January 10, 2008, 10:05:31 PM
Don't shoot him, you'll only make him mad.


:rofl
Title: Dog for sale
Post by: Airscrew on January 10, 2008, 10:28:58 PM
:rofl  now thats a DAWG!
Title: Dog for sale
Post by: Ripsnort on January 10, 2008, 10:35:50 PM
You carry a SHOVEL around when you walk that dog around the neighborhood! :cool:
Title: Dog for sale
Post by: Russian on January 10, 2008, 10:39:41 PM
Dog of Chuck Norris!
Title: Dog for sale
Post by: Airscrew on January 10, 2008, 10:51:55 PM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
You carry a SHOVEL around when you walk that dog around the neighborhood! :cool:

more like a wheelbarrow... ;)
Title: Dog for sale
Post by: Slash27 on January 10, 2008, 11:01:37 PM
"Most of them knew him as holy ****":rofl
Title: Dog for sale
Post by: DREDIOCK on January 11, 2008, 12:25:26 AM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
You carry a SHOVEL around when you walk that dog around the neighborhood! :cool:



Shovel yea. a snow shovel and a box of contractors  trash bags.

You dont walk a dog like that.
The dog walks you . LOL
Title: Dog for sale
Post by: Spazzter on January 11, 2008, 03:06:20 PM
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Shovel yea. a snow shovel and a box of contractors  trash bags.

You dont walk a dog like that.
The dog walks you . LOL


Aren't you supposed to ride on horses as opposed to walk them.  LOL

That is one big doggie.


Spazz
Title: Dog for sale
Post by: Kaw1000 on January 11, 2008, 03:12:28 PM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
You carry a SHOVEL around when you walk that dog around the neighborhood! :cool:


Shovel??........better get a backhoe!!
Title: Dog for sale
Post by: john9001 on January 11, 2008, 03:16:09 PM
i never used steroids, woof woof.
Title: Dog for sale
Post by: Halo on January 11, 2008, 05:27:07 PM
Unfortunately, a dog that large gets only 2 mpg and lives only four months.
Title: Dog for sale
Post by: REP0MAN on January 11, 2008, 09:31:43 PM
Imagine what that thing is doing to the environment!?!?!

:O

[/globalwarminghumor]
Title: Dog for sale
Post by: BlueJ1 on January 12, 2008, 02:57:44 PM
She needs a tan. But id take her home. Im not to worried about her eating alot. Shes pretty skinny. Needs to lose the payless shoes tho.
Title: Dog for sale
Post by: Halo on January 12, 2008, 05:41:39 PM
BlueJ1, you're all heart.  :)
Title: Dog for sale
Post by: Hawk78th on January 12, 2008, 06:26:05 PM
I cry PHOTOSHOP.....

 C'mon.....
Title: Dog for sale
Post by: BlueJ1 on January 12, 2008, 06:34:44 PM
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Originally posted by Halo
BlueJ1, you're all heart.  :)


She's cute. Would have to see her in real life before I brought her home. Home pictures dont do justice. But she seems like a nice girl. I declare a 50/50 Id hit it right now.
Title: Dog for sale
Post by: nirvana on January 13, 2008, 05:37:48 PM
She only looks skinny in comparison to dogzilla.  She's actually 250 lbs...of pure love.  But you know, what ever floats your boat.
Title: Dog for sale
Post by: BlueJ1 on January 13, 2008, 06:06:57 PM
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Originally posted by nirvana
She only looks skinny in comparison to dogzilla.  She's actually 250 lbs...of pure love.  But you know, what ever floats your boat.


Can turn the heat down in the winter then. Built in radiator. Just smells alittle.
Title: Dog for sale
Post by: Bluedog on January 13, 2008, 06:42:51 PM
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Originally posted by Hawk78th
I cry PHOTOSHOP.....

 C'mon.....


google 'Mastiff' ,check out some of the differant sub-breeds and prepare to be amazed. 90~100kg dogs are not uncommon.

They have been scaring the bejeebus outta folks for centuries.
Quite commonly used for chasing down game poachers and criminals in medieval times.
Title: Dog for sale
Post by: ChickenHawk on January 14, 2008, 12:12:05 PM
You can see a rock texture in the shading of the dog's hindquarters on the right.  Although there is little doubt that Mastiff's are large dogs, this picture shows indications of being altered.
Title: Dog for sale
Post by: Airscrew on January 14, 2008, 12:28:57 PM
I think thats the rock wall you're seeing,  the dogs hindquarters are not visiable.
Title: Dog for sale
Post by: ChickenHawk on January 14, 2008, 12:54:04 PM
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Originally posted by Airscrew
I think thats the rock wall you're seeing,  the dogs hindquarters are not visiable.


Now that you point it out, I can see that you are right.  But dude, that is so weird.  At first glance it looks like part of the dog and I think it’s part of what  makes the dog look so big.  Either that or my monitor at work is a lot worse than I thought it was, close to a decade old I’d guess.

Feeling rather foolish now.

Carry on.
Title: Dog for sale
Post by: Maverick on January 14, 2008, 01:53:12 PM
Can you imagine what it costs to feed that monster?!?!?!
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Post by: SuperDud on January 14, 2008, 03:30:50 PM
I thought photoshop as well at first. However my friend owns an english mastiff pushing the 220lb mark. I will say it's still not the size of the 1 pictured but with how small the girl is I'm sure it makes the dog look all the more bigger. I'd say it's possible.
Title: Dog for sale
Post by: Airscrew on January 14, 2008, 03:40:57 PM
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Originally posted by Maverick
Can you imagine what it costs to feed that monster?!?!?!


two of these...

(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t92/Airscrew/hoverdogs.jpg)

and at least one of these.... a day

(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t92/Airscrew/spy.jpg)