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Title: Some Military humor
Post by: wrag on January 11, 2008, 05:57:50 PM

The topic of the day at Army Airborne School was what you should do if your parachute malfunctions. We had just gotten to the part about reserve parachutes when another student raised his hand. If the main parachute malfunctions, he asked, how long do we have to deploy the reserve? Looking the trooper square in the face, the instructor replied, The rest of your life.




Few people know what a quartermaster does. So, during my aircraft carrier's Family Day, I demonstrated a procedure called semaphore----- I grabbed my flags and signaled an imaginary boat. When finished, I pointed to a little girl in front and asked, Now do you know what I do? Yes, she said. You're a cheerleader.



And this one is interesting..........

http://consevativetable.yuku.com/topic/888

Title: Some Military humor
Post by: SD67 on January 11, 2008, 06:05:55 PM

:lol
The rest of your life... classic.
:rofl  Cheerleader... I guess then you'd stand on deck cheering the planes as they launch:rofl

Title: Some Military humor
Post by: FBplmmr on January 11, 2008, 06:33:00 PM

From a good friend of mine in reference to Army Airborne (of which he was one)

"Only two things fall out of the sky,..bird$&% and fools!";)